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Reddit:我搞砸了一次恶作剧

时间: 2017-8-8 分类: 奇葩事迹, 每日一笑 作者: 椿庭

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引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5mf20e/tifu_by_changing_a_clients_desktop_background_to/


 

Reddit:我搞砸了一次恶作剧

 

新手上路,请多指教。

 


 

[-] pipinngreppin

This just happened 2 hours ago.

这是一个新鲜出炉的糗事。

 

I work for an IT company that services many small/medium businesses. I’m in an office with about 8-10 other technicians. We like playing pranks and any time one of our techs leaves their computer unlocked, we change their background to weird stuff.

我在一个为中小企业提供技术支持的IT公司工作。和我一起工作的有8-10个工程师。每当谁离开电脑时忘了注销,我们总会恶作剧一番,比如把他的电脑桌面换成奇怪的图片。

 

I had just got out of a meeting and realized the new guy left his PC unlocked. I sneaked around to his cubicle since he was just on the other side talking to another guy. I quickly pulled up IE and googled “sexy pikachu”. Found the one, right clicked, and set as background. Then I went back in to background settings and set it to tile across his screen. Standard stuff.

我刚开完会时发现新来的小伙子忘记注销了他的电脑。趁他在和旁边的人交谈时,我偷偷摸摸地靠近了他的桌子。我以迅雷不及掩耳之势打开了IE并搜索“性感皮卡丘”;右键,设为背景,平铺,一套操作行云流水一气呵成。

Reddit:我搞砸了一次恶作剧

 

I quickly sneak back to my computer without being detected and wait for him to sit back down and notice. He notices right away and we have a good laugh about it. Then he says, “Hey, I’m remoted into a client’s computer. You changed their background, not mine.”

我趁被发现之前溜回了自己的桌子,翘首企盼着新人的反应。他立马就发现了我的恶作剧并哈哈大笑。见他如此开心,我也跟着笑了起来。办公室内气氛融洽,一片祥和,直到他说:“嘿,我的电脑远程连接到了客户的电脑上,所以你是把客户的电脑桌面改掉了”。

 

I shit you not, at that very moment, another tech walks up with a goofy ass grin and says, “Hey, I have Jane Doe on the phone. She says someone put something inappropriate on one of her computers and she wants to talk to someone about it.” Jane Doe happens to be the main point of contact and decision maker for that particular client. I also believe she’s the owner’s daughter. At first, we think our coworker is fuckin with us, but he’s not. He’s just basking in the moment of instant karma.

我不骗你,就在他说完这句话的同时,另一个同事顶着一张欠揍的笑脸出现了,并说:“嘿,Jane Doe给我打电话了。她说有人把很不健康的东西放到她电脑上了,所以想找负责人谈谈”。Jane Doe可是个大人物——她不仅负责我们和那个客户公司之间的沟通协调,还会替那个公司做重要决策。我还猜测Jane Doe是我们的客户公司的法人的女儿。最初,看那个同事的表情,我以为他只是在逗我们玩。可事与愿违。他那张愚蠢的笑脸只是因果报应的铁证。

 

I stand there for a good 30 seconds before I say “Ok, send her over to me.” I’m a director and I have a working relationship with Jane Doe, so it’s really best I talk to her.

我凝固了足足30秒才接过了电话。因为我是负责人,而且我和Jane Doe有合作关系,所以由我出面是最好的。

 

I answer the phone. I listen to what she has to say. She had a mixture of confusion and anger in her voice. She attempts to describe what she felt like was an inappropriate background on a new PC and she wants to know what’s going on. I tell her that one of our techs tried to prank another tech by changing his background, not realizing they were connected to a client. I apologize for it, I tell her the tech will be reprimanded and that it won’t happen again. Thankfully, that was a sufficient enough response and she let it go.

我接过了电话,并用心聆听她的抱怨。从她的语气判断,她困惑又恼怒。她尝试着描述了一下那个不健康的电脑桌面并询问到底发生了什么。我跟她解释说这是我们对内部员工的恶作剧,只不过我们不知道他的电脑已经远程连接到了客户的电脑上。我跟她道了歉,并承诺我们会好好修理那位员工以杜绝此类事件再次发生。谢天谢地,这些说辞就足够打发她了。

 

I hang up the phone and slap my left hand with my right while calling myself a d-bag. I’ve spent the last 2 hours getting my balls busted by my coworkers saying things like “Hey, I’m locking my computer for you” or “Hey, I’m remoted into a client computer, do you want to change the background?”

我自责又懊恼地挂上了电话。在这之后,我的同事们一直在说“嘿,因为你我必须要把电脑注销掉”或者“嘿,我连接到了客户的电脑上,你要不要来改个桌面”之类的话拿我的糗事开涮。

 


 

[-] Silxx1

>>pipinngreppin

 

set it to tiled

设置成平铺

 

That’s the worst part of this

这是整件事中最糟糕的地方

 

[-] RedNeckMilkMan

>>Silxx1

 

I quickly pulled up IE

我以迅雷不及掩耳之势打开了IE

 

[-] lightning_balls

>>RedNeckMilkMan

 

THANK YOU! I had to scroll so far to find this. What kinda IT company uses IE

谢谢你!我还在想怎么这么久都没人吐槽。哪个IT公司会用IE

 


 

[-] RugBurnDogDick

>>pipinngreppin

 

This is remotely funny

诶,有点意思

(译注:这里是remote的文字梗,因为远程连接的原文是remote connection)

 

[-] hoboman27

>>RugBurnDogDick

 

I rate it a C++

你的得分:C++

 


 

[-] DeadLightMedia

>>pipinngreppin

 

That Pikachu is a real catch

但是那个皮卡丘是真的漂亮


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已有 7 条评论
  1. 笑了

    10月2日 21:45来自移动端 回复
  2. 777

    哈哈哈哈哈,还有用IE的哈哈哈哈

    8月19日 10:53来自移动端 回复
  3. 111111111

    有本子吗?意外好评啊

    8月11日 20:381 回复
  4. CupcakeWOW

    玩脫了(笑

    8月10日 22:342 回复
  5. 涸欢

    新翻译好~ \摸爪

    8月9日 14:291 回复
  6. ncyp

    迅雷不及掩耳之势打开了IE[笑cry]

    8月9日 01:081 回复
  7. Alfreman

    皮卡丘不错

    8月8日 18:273 回复
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