Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

时间: 2017-6-6 分类: 二次元频道, 每日一笑 作者: 涸欢


语言:   大陆 港澳 台湾



Anime Maru is a regularly-updating online publication that is dedicated to bringing you up-to-date news and commentary about the anime industry.

Anime Maru是一个定期更新的在线网站,我们会带给你动画界最新的消息和评论。

Anime Maru: 追番这件小事


Selected ones (Edited)




04/08/17: Local Theater Caught Showing ‘Kokoro Connect’ Instead of ‘Your Name’


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

by kevo


A locally-owned theater has been forced to apologize after duping patrons eager to see Makoto Shinkai’s award-winning film Your Name and instead screening the first five episodes of the 2012 anime Kokoro Connect. The theater has been having showings for the last six weekends, but their charade was finally unmasked by an eagle-eyed movie-goer who previously saw Your Name in another state.

本地的一家影院被发现用2012年的动画《恋爱随意链接》的前五集来冒充新海 诚横扫世界大奖的新电影《君之名》上映。日前,这一欺骗观众的行为被勒令道歉。在以假乱真的放映持续了六个星期之后,骗局终于被一位参与过首映的观众鹰眼戳穿。


“We really wanted to attract people to our theater, but we couldn’t afford Funimation’s screening fees so we figured we’d just show another anime about body swapping and no one would notice,” theater owner Jason Owens told Anime Maru. “And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.”



According to reports, moviegoers regularly walked out of the theater praising Makoto Shinkai’s beautiful animation and deep narrative – oblivious to the fact they just watched Kokoro Connect, a TV anime directed by Shin Oonuma.

记者采访走出影院的观众们发现,大多数人都对新海 诚电影的精致画面和动人情节赞不绝口–完全没注意到,他们刚刚观看的是由大沼 心导演的另一部作品。


“In hindsight, I probably should have realized something was up,” said James Livery, one of the hundreds of people defrauded by Owens. “I thought the ‘movie’ was fine – way better than Hoshi wo Ou Kodomo – but nowhere near deserving of its hype; I didn’t want to say anything because everyone I went with was gushing over how great the sky and the clouds looked and I didn’t want to look stupid and disagree.”



Even on the internet, posts praising Kokoro Connect character Himeko Inaba as the “best girl in Your Name” went unchallenged as most people have not actually had the chance to watch Your Name and were in fact bluffing.

甚至在网络上,关于称赞稻叶 姬子是《君之名》中最可爱女孩的帖子也层出不穷,而且并未遭到质疑。毕竟,大部分观众都没看过真正的影片,只不过是在吹牛附和罢了。




04/25/17:‘Eromanga Sensei’ Author no Longer on Speaking Terms with Sister


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

by Vestro


Tsukasa Fushimi, author of the popular works such as Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai and the currently airing anime Eromanga Sensei, expressed his grief in a recent press event about being unable to speak to his sister for the past month.

人气轻小说及其改编动画《我的妹妹不可能这么可爱!》和《埃罗芒阿老师》的作者伏见 司,在最近的出版社宣传活动上透露了现实生活中被妹妹拒绝理睬的伤心家事。


“I’m not talking to that creep until he quits writing these messed up novels,” Fushimi’s sister told Anime Maru. “My brother has always been kind of… off and I’ve tried to tolerate it as best as I can until now. During the whole Oreimo thing he kept insisting that fiction and reality were separate and that it didn’t at all reflect any of the his views. In hindsight I probably should have just started avoiding him back then, but now with this Eromanga Sensei anime he’s really gone too far.”



“My sister is just being tsundere,” Tsukasa Fushimi stated when questioned by our correspondent. “Any similarities are simply a coincidence. For my stories I am just trying to convey the strongest bonds and purest relationships to my readers. To say this is just a projection of some sort of hidden fantasy or something is ridiculous.”

“你们不知道,我妹妹就是个傲娇”,伏见 司这样回答记者,“就算小说和现实有那么一点点相像,那也是巧合嘛。我写小说的初衷,是想向读者传达家人间最纯真的亲密和最深厚的羁绊。什么角色投影,什么隐藏性癖,真是胡说八道!”


“Let me guess, he made them unrelated by blood or something like that right? The parents are probably inexplicably gone for some reason too.” Fushimi’s sister later added. “Take a look at all his shows focusing on sibling relationships! I can see what that weirdo is trying to do. And the little sister draws lewd light novel covers for a living? Give me a break. He’s not even trying to be subtle anymore just look at the damn title!”



Tsukasa Fushimi later announced his next project, My Little Sister Can’t Be This Stubborn But She’ll Come Around to it Eventually, or GankoImo for short. The story will feature a light novel author who hasn’t been able to talk to his little sister in over half a year due to family disagreements. The protagonist has to win back his sister’s trust so that the two can promote little sister themed light novels across Japan.

在宣传活动上,伏见 司还宣布了他下一部作品的企划–《不可能这么固执的我的妹妹终究会回心转意》。它主要讲述了,因为家庭纠纷半年没能和妹妹说上一句话的轻小说家成功挽回妹妹信任,在二人的努力下骨科小说得以畅销整个日本的故事。



深度分析:“One Room”的角色并不单纯

04/02/17: Deep Analysis: The Complex Characters of ‘One Room’


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

by Vestro


The newly aired anime series One Room was met with muddled reception this season; viewers have described the first person perspective as unnerving and creepy rather than the immersive experience the show intended to provide. However, a representative from Typhoon Graphics stated that they were disappointed by audience reception of their work for not being able to understand the deeper meaning of the show.

今年的冬季番剧《One Room》的口碑并不算好。首次接触第一人称动画的观众评论,它不仅未能提供预想中饱满的代入感,甚至还会引发紧张和不适的观看体验。但是日前,制作公司台风Graphics的发言人声称,他们对观众难以理解这部番剧的深意而感到失望。


“I don’t get how so many people think that One Room just some kind of creepy fetish animation,” Sakuma, the director of One Room, told Anime Maru. “We wanted to make something truly revolutionary, something that really digs deep into the human psyche, but not one person seems to get it. I guess everyone is too used to watching ecchi garbage; they can’t put in the effort to think. Maybe the world just wasn’t ready for something like this.”

“我不明白为什么这么多人认为《One Room》应该被划归到萌豚番的类别”,总制片人佐久间 贵史这样告诉记者,“我们的本意是一部划时代的,真正叩问人类灵魂的大作,但大家却没能理解。现在的观众早被汹涌的废萌作品惯坏了,连稍微动点脑筋思考都不愿意。可惜啊,我们的思想对这个时代还太早了吧。”


One Room is a series of shorts that explore the lives three young girls attempting to deal with their own emotional trauma. Each girl imagines that they have a male companion as a comfort mechanism for their internal physiological struggle. The viewer takes on the perspective of this imaginary projection as the show displays a window into the tragic lives of each of the three characters.

《One Room》由一系列短小的单元剧组成,讲述了三位少女在感情困境中的努力和泪水。每个女孩都幻想着有位男性一直陪伴身侧,以此安慰自己受伤的心灵。而观众们正是利用这个幻想中的男性的视角,来一窥三位女主角的悲惨日常。


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

The first girl, Yui Hanasaka, is high school student whose dedication to her studies leads her to a life lacking variety and personal connections. While her grades begin to improve, the lack of other outlets in her life creates a feeling of emptiness. Yui’s anxieties are ignored by her family whose only concern is her performance in the upcoming entrance examinations. Feeling stuck in her situation and isolated, she imagines that a kind neighbor lives next door who is able to keep her company during her normally lonely study sessions. She yearns for a romantic encounter as her academics and the approaching working world begins to erode her hope for a fulfilling future.

第一位角色,花坂 结衣是个专注学业的高中生。因为过于投入学习,她的生活单调,缺乏朋友间的交往和联系。即使成绩不断进步,情感的无处发泄致使她的内心寂寞空虚。更有甚者,结衣的家人只在乎她在即将来临的大学入试中的表现,而忽视了对她生活的关心。这样,感觉与世界隔绝的结衣开始幻想有位和蔼可亲的邻居住在公寓隔壁,一直以来在孤独的学习时间陪伴着自己。在学习和生活的重压下,她对未来看不到希望,只得依靠对浪漫感情的向往聊以自慰。


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

Natsuki Momohara is a young girl struggling to deal with the recent death of her older brother. Against the wishes of her parents, she takes one last trip to Tokyo to visit the apartment of her deceased brother before it can be sold off. The apartment has only one week before it is cleared out and the last physical memories of her brother are lost forever. Discovering the state of the apartment when she arrives, she begins to think of how her brother might have been able to take better care of himself had she only been able to visit earlier. Regretting having never said a last goodbye, Natsuki spends several days recreating in her mind the one last visit with her brother that she never had.

桃原 奈月则是个承受不住要好的哥哥突然去世这一惨痛事实的女孩。违背了父母的意愿,她独自乘上去东京的电车,赶在公寓售卖前最后一次造访哥哥彼时的住所。仅仅一周之后,公寓就会被清扫,兄长生活的一切痕迹都将消失殆尽。奈月就在此时住进了公寓,一面想象着兄长独自生活的艰辛,一面懊悔着自己没能早点来照顾好兄长的生活。为了弥补没能和哥哥见上最后一面的遗憾,奈月编造出了这一周兄妹同居的温馨记忆,沉溺幻想不愿逃离。


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

Aoshima is a graduate struggling to start her career in music. As her childhood dreams of being a musician seem to get further and further away, she yearns for the days when life was simpler. As her dedication to music fails to pay off, her relationships with others subsequently end up being neglected. Losing touch with many of her previous friends, she imagines that she has one childhood friend left who still supports her in her endeavors. However, as she struggles to find any relative success, the harshness of reality causes her to rely more and more on her imaginary interactions. Her story unfolds as she begins to question whether to give up on her dreams or continue to pursue a path with no degree of certainty.

音乐创作事业不顺,生活艰难的青岛 萌香是第三位女主角。随着与童年想要成为闪耀歌星的梦想渐行渐远,她期许着简单而又幸福的生活。一方面,她在音乐上的努力皆付东流;另一方面,她的人际交往也捉襟见肘。与幼时旧友们的联系日渐式微,她开始想象其实青梅竹马并未离去,而是一直在身边默默守护着自己。现实中的一次又一次挫折使得她寄托于幻想的慰藉愈发强烈。萌香的故事里,她反复追问自己是该放弃梦想,还是在这条迷茫未知的道路上竭力前行。




04/10/17: Man Scammed Out of Thousands of Dollars in Fraudulent Anime Scheme

Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

by Kromo


A 34-year-old local resident, James Teager, has been buying DVD’s and Blu-Ray disks for over decade, building up a collection of over 500 series. The accumulation of his life’s work, however, has not paid off. This week, he was shocked to discover that the anime DVD collection he has been amassing over the past several years was largely fake. According to Teager, at least half do not contain discs at all – he has found blank discs, change, and pieces of cardboard, inside the packaging where anime movies and TV shows should be.

对三十四岁的动漫迷James Teager来说,收藏DVD和蓝光光碟的习惯已经持续了数十年之久,他的收藏量也达到了500部以上。不过,直到本周,他才震惊地发现,自己穷尽一生的收藏爱好竟是一场完完全全的闹剧。Teager告诉我们,至少一半的包装盒拆开后空空如也;此外,在本该放置有番剧或电影碟片的地方,他只发现了数不清的空白DVD,碎纸板片和零钱。


“To be honest, it was just dumb luck I stumbled across it,” Teager said. “Last week my hard drive died and the internet was down. Then, I was planning on watching anime on my phone, but my hands got tired and I dropped it in the toilet.”



With all other sources of entertainment out of commission, he resorted to his vast physical media collection – things didn’t go as planned. Teager discovered the hoax when he opened a copy of Shakugan no Shana that he bought nearly five years ago. Instead of the heartwarming tale of a bipolar ginger and her eunuch manservant, he found dozens of strips of cardboard. Shocked, he immediately opened the second season, only to find shreds of copper wire that fell to his feet.



“I was devastated…box after box, just full of junk, look at this Amagi Brilliant Park Special Edition Blu Ray. When I got it, I gave it a shake to make sure there was something in there, then I just put it in on my shelf. To think I paid over a hundred dollars for this, and it’s just full of rusty nails and crumpled newspaper!”




Experts suggest that this scam has been going on for years and has largely gone unnoticed by the community. Research suggests that 99% of anime home media go unopened, and are typically relegated to the bookshelf to collect dust and accrue non-existent collectors’ value.



Teager’s collection was all authentic and officially licensed merchandise. When reached for comment, industry spokespeople were evasive.“Wait, somebody actually tried to use a Blu-Ray player to watch anime?” Aniplex customer service liason Christine Normal told reporters. “Does he have a Chromecast? Did he lose his external hard drive? Was Crunchyroll down? Hell, does he know what Nyaa and BakaBT are?Jesus Christ it was going so well until a fucking caveman apparently bought a disk from us.”






04/30/17: Local Anime Fan Too Afraid To Watch Anime


Anime Maru: 追番这件小事

by onepunchmeme


To many, anime presents a casual escape from their mundane daily lives and an opportunity to forget about the world and enjoy pantyshots and sexualized servals. But to Christian Green, a local 24-year-old graduate student, it is quite the opposite.



“To me, starting a new series or season is a really big deal”, Green tells Anime Maru. “Anime is a time-consuming hobby, so I want to make sure that I’m investing my free hours wisely. If I waste precious hours on a binge and feel nothing but regret afterwards, I think about the homework that I haven’t touched and feel like killing myself.” Green shows us his Crunchyroll queue. It is filled with over a hundred titles, with a majority still stuck at the first episode. He then explains how he judges a show as watch-worthy.

“决定好这一季到底要追哪些番,可不是件简单的事情”,Christian这样告诉记者,“看动画太耗费时间了,所以,必须得确保我投入的每一分钟都富有意义。要是不小心踩到了雷,到时候再看到桌上堆满的作业还未动笔,我绝对会追悔莫及,连想死的心都有了。” Christian还向我们展示了他的追番列表。页面上有几百张色彩缤纷的作品封面,然而,大部分的进度都只停留在了第一集。说到这,他向我们描述了自己挑选动画的标准。


“One of the first things I look at is hype. If a show is unusually popular, then it must be liked by a lot of people, which is a big no-no since other people have absolute garbage taste. I had to learn that lesson again with Re:Zero, and was relieved I didn’t repeat that mistake with Yaoi on Ice – …did I say something wrong?”



“Visual quality is another big point to address. Obviously, if everyone tried as hard as Kyoto Animation this wouldn’t be an issue. I don’t care if so-and-so anime is supposed to be ‘good’. If it looks like shit then I refuse to defile my eyes with it”, continues Green while pointing to shows like Konosuba and RWBY.



“Lastly, I’m just really hard to please. I’m always looking for shows that are respectably unique. I’m tired of all the cringey ecchi, infuriating harems, edgy seinen, retarded moeblobs, and the done-to-death ‘hero is stuck in alternate universe’ bullshit. I’m talking Monogatari levels of unique, even though that show had me asleep most of the time.”



Green insists, however, that he is not elitist.



Despite his efforts to find a suitable anime to watch, at the end of the day, Green realizes that he has wasted his time again and decides to play some Steam games instead.




(Read more @ http://www.animemaru.com/

在http://www.animemaru.com/ 这里读到更详细的报道!)

特别感谢kevo @ Anime Maru的翻译与转载许可。


Ok, for liability reasons, I have to come clean. Anime Maru is a satirical publication. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as factual nor as a claim to fact. Content is not reflective of opinions held by the staff of Anime Maru. Content is not intended for readers under the age of 18. In conclusion, Anime Maru is fake anime news. If any of this is a surprise to you, I recommend speaking to your mother. She has something to tell you about the tooth fairy.

好吧,我老实交代,Anime Maru是个讽刺新闻网站。站上所有的新闻都不该被看作事实,也不该被视作网站成员的观点,网站的使用者最好已经成年。你没看错,Anime Maru编造动画新闻。读到这儿,如果觉得震惊不已,我建议你去找妈妈聊聊,她挺乐意给你讲讲小牙仙的故事。


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Anime Maru: 追番这件小事


cultureshock was once a promising young lad, but with his discovery of anime, he was transformed into a degenerate pervert with no hope for the future. As a three-time gold medalist in the International Hikikomori Olympics, he only leaves his six-tatami apartment once a week to buy beer and ramen at the corner store. Disqualified from being human, his only remaining goal in life is to sacrifice himself beneath the wheels of the moe juggernaut that shall dominate all of mankind, thus ensuring that he will spend the rest of eternity in the world of 2D at the feet of his waifu.




Anime Maru: 追番这件小事


Part time hikikomori and masochistic cave dweller. She likes the three minutes you have to wait after you pour water in a ramen cup and hates cute anime mascot creatures. What she has is not a dream, because it is already a reality: people die when they are killed. Twitter: @Dango_Ramen.

兼职的茧居族成员,受属性地底居民。她最心仪泡面浇上沸水后需要等待的那三分钟,对动画里卖萌可爱的吉祥生物尤其反感。她的愿望朴实无华,而且已经实现:人被杀,就要死。Twitter: @Dango_Ramen.




Dangan Ronpa V3 – 弹丸论破V3 (完成)

Little Witch Academia – 小魔女学园 (追番中 …)

We Married as a Job! – 逃避可耻但有用 (补剧中 …)

As the Moon, so Beautiful – 月色真美 (计划)

Adachi to Shimamura volume VII – 安达与岛村 第七卷 (计划)

A Silent Voice – 声之形 (计划)

ぼくは明日、昨日のきみとデートする – 明日的我,与昨日的你约会 (计划)

Sound! Euphonium season II – 吹响!上低音号 第二季 (计划)

The Eccentric Family season II – 有顶天家族 第二季 (计划)


各位究竟是如何兼容工作和ACG生活的呢?不会觉得时间不够用吗? \趴







已有 14 条评论 新浪微博
  1. lalune

    关于one room,偏见这种东西不是一朝一夕能改变的了的,例如我233

    2018年8月27日 17:201 回复
  2. 星空融入


    2017年9月6日 00:53来自移动端1 回复
  3. 白言灵


    2017年6月28日 00:53来自移动端1 回复
  4. 涸欢

    打个广告:涸欢正准备买七月份LA的Anime Expo的票(可能选1天参加)…有想约的家伙吗~私聊私聊~

    2017年6月15日 11:511 回复
  5. 777


    2017年6月14日 12:05来自移动端1 回复
  6. 艾玛不是吧

    one room那真的嚇到我了(╯°Д°)╯︵┴┴

    2017年6月8日 22:48来自移动端1 回复
  7. 被妹妹甩了的样子的家伙


    2017年6月8日 01:57来自移动端3 回复
    • 涸欢


      2017年6月9日 03:51来自iPhone4 回复
  8. [t喷]居然是假新闻

    2017年6月6日 23:50来自新浪微博2 回复
  9. CupcakeWOW


    2017年6月6日 23:182 回复
    • 涸欢

      刚刚得知“春宵苦短、少女前进吧”要在上海展映…啊啊啊好想去 orz… 明明deadline都到眼前了根本无心工作

      2017年6月8日 00:30来自iPhone4 回复
  10. Alfreman


    2017年6月6日 18:572 回复
  11. 兰斯


    2017年6月6日 14:204 回复
  12. kuri


    2017年6月6日 13:542 回复