Reddit：被学生喜欢上的老师（二）

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Reddit：被学生喜欢上的老师（二）

 

 

[–]quetzlthethird

Was an English Teacher in Japan at a high school. I had the foreign-hot factor going for me, plus I was 21,22 at the time so by far the youngest teacher at the school.

我是个在日本高中教书的老师，而且那时我才21、22岁，是学校里最年轻的老师。

 

When I first started, there was a comedian in one of my best classes. Genuinely funny, even in English (which is rare for a 16 year old learning a language). I only taught him his first year, but would see him around the hallways afterwards. He regularly asked me what my favorite food was, and if I would like to go get it with him. I’d say, “Maybe next time!” He eventually asked me to pretend to be his girlfriend in a film his class was making for a field trip. Of course I said yes, and the scene involved him introducing me to his friends in class, me linking arms with him, smiling and saying, “Hi! I’m quetzlthethird!”

在我刚来的时候，我教的最好的一个班上有一个很逗的人，就算是用英语来表达也很有趣（这对一个只有16岁的语言学习者来说很少见）。我只在第一学年教了他，但之后我还是会在走廊上碰到他。他经常问我喜欢吃什么，愿不愿意和他一起去。我总是回答下次吧。他最后求我在一部为郊游而拍的影片里扮作情侣。我答应了，现场的时候我挽着他的胳膊，他把我介绍给他的朋友，我笑着说“嗨，我是xxx“

 

Another time, I had one freshman student run up to me dragging his friend, and proceed to try and tell my in English his friend had a crush on me. Only, he didn’t know how to say it in English, so it came out like “My friend!” he grabs his friend in a headlock “My friend! He… you!…” then proceeded to ask the other students around how to say, “My friend has a crush on you in English. I laughed, pretended not to understand (the friend was tomato red by then), and said I had to get going, and to have a nice day.

还有一次，有个新生拉着他的朋友跑过来，努力用英语告诉我他的这个朋友喜欢我。但他不知道该怎么用英语说，所以他用手夹着他的朋友脑袋说“我的朋友，他好き你“，之后又拉了边上的同学问该怎么用英语说。我笑了出来，假装没听懂（他的朋友的脸已经红的跟西红柿一样了），说“我要走了，祝他们有愉快的一天。”

 

[–]KatsumotoKurier

As an exchange student in Japan, I had the same thing(s) happen to me!

Girls were literally all over my friends and I, and I don’t consider myself too handsome (I’m certainly not George Clooney).

>我是一个去日本的交换生，表示也有同样的事发生在我身上。

>女孩们基本都成了我的朋友，我并不觉得我又多帅（我当然长得不像乔治克鲁尼）

 

[–]ThistleBeeAce

Fuck it, I’m going to Japan.

>>再见，我要去日本了。

 

[–]scubadog2000

No. We’re going to Japan.

>>>不，是我们要去日本了。

 

[–]oohitsalady

I used to babysit a little boy that would get dressed up for me whenever I came over. He was really smooth about it though. If he knew he was going to be babysat, his mom said he would dress nice for the whole day to not arouse suspicion. He would only play his video games and do really non-active things so he didn’t get his clothes messed up. His tell was that he combed his hair, which he never did without being told. He was the little brother of my best friend at the time, so I knew what he was really like, but it’s like when I babysat him it was date night or something. We would play board games and when I had him put his pjs on, they would be the really nice 2-piece button up ones. He never tried anything, thankfully, but I thought it was so damn cute.

当过一个小孩的保姆，他每次都会在我来之前好好打扮。他真的很熟练，如果他知道我要来，他妈说他会花一整天来打扮，以免引起注意。他只会玩游戏或是做些不会把衣服弄乱的事，他会梳头，在以前被敦促前是不会做的。他是我闺蜜的弟弟，所以我知道他真正是怎么样的，但每次我照顾他都好像是去约会似的。我们会玩桌游，当我给他换上睡衣的时候，睡衣总是都扣紧了的。他一直这样，我真的觉得这样很可爱。结尾这一段有点不是特别懂，不大确定这个2-piece button up one 具体是什么意思，有明白的希望能够指教。

 

[–]walkinthewoods

 

I had crushes on my babysitters when I was little too. I was too little to remember but my mom reminds me that I would always ask for the “girl with the hair like vanilla ice cream”

>我也曾经在我小的时候喜欢过我的保姆。我那时太小，已经记不太清了，但我妈说我总是会要那个头发有着香草冰淇淋味道的女孩。

 

[–][deleted]

Older girl comes to your house to take care of you — what’s not to love?

>>谁会不喜欢让年上的小姐姐到你家来照顾你。

 

[–]English_Mothafukka

I had the biggest crush on my first grade teacher and would always sneak around to the parking lot side of the school and pick dandelions for her.

我曾经非常喜欢我一年级的老师，我总会溜到学校边上的停车场摘蒲公英给她。

 

[–]Furtherthanfurther 576

Had a teacher in high school who met up with students after they graduated and slept with them. I heard he got fired and arrested this past year because he decided to take a chance on one of his current students and asked her out to coffee and back to his place. Unbeknownst to him, she was lesbian and went and told the administration right away.

有个高中的老师会在她们毕业之后和她们上床。我听说他因为带一个JK去喝咖啡并把她带回家而被炒了，还被抓了。但是他不知道其实她是个拉拉，她马上就跑到教务处说这件事。

 

[–]alex54231 3

I remember I had a teacher who sat me right next to her desk because “I spoke too much and distracted other students” I was in a big class, taught by two teachers. While the other one was teaching, she would talk to me. Ask me things while she smiled at me. But I think either a) I was her favorite student, or b) I was her favorite student

原来有个老师说我太吵，会影响到其他同学所以坐在我边上。我所在的班级很大，有两个老师。在另一个老师在教书的时候，她就会和我聊天。笑着问我一些问题。但我现在这么觉得a：我是她最喜欢的学生b：我是她最“喜欢”的学生。

 

[–]kanyesbathroommirror

“Yo, Ms. Kanyesbathroommirror, you look nice today.”

“Yo, Ms. Kanyesbathroommirror, my eighteenth birthday is next month.”

“You don’t understand, Ms. Kanyesbathroommirror, I got it bad for you, yo.”

“Hey, Ms. Kanyesbathroommirror: I had a dream about you last night.”

[老师，你今天很漂亮啊]

[老师,还有一个月我就成年了哦~~]

[什么都不懂，我喜欢你啊，老师]

[老师，其实昨天晚上我梦到你了]

 

[–]rabid_spidermonkey

 

I was teaching organic chemistry last year. Was 25 and I’ve come to realize that I’m quite attractive. Plus being a swimmer doesn’t hurt. Anyways, one female student would come to my office hours to shamelessly flirt with me under the pretense that she needed extra help. Turns out she did. I told her that I would only continue meeting with her if she came prepared with all her work done, in her handwriting. So she did. Moved from near the bottom of the class to getting the second highest score on the final exam. I flirted back every so often, though very subtly. I never told her that I was gay.

我去年在教有机化学。当时我25岁，发现自己还是蛮受欢迎的。总之，有女学生会借问问题的名义到我办公室来下流的撩我。之后我要求只有在她把她所有功课都用手写的方式做好后我才同意见她，她照办了。然后她成绩从全班垫底升到了期末考试第二名。我之后也会撩回去。虽然有点狡猾，我没有告诉她其实我是一个gay。

 

[–]whalemango

 

I’m not especially attractive or anything, but when I was in Korea teaching ESL, I was the token white guy at a school in a small town called Jeonju. The principal would actually lend me out to other schools so they could brag to the parents that they had a white guy on staff. I went to this one school once a week, and the kids would freak out whenever they saw me, pushing and shoving each other to get closer and give me candies or whatever. When I was sitting in the office, they’d all be pressed at the window fighting to get a look at me.

我算不上多好看，但当时在韩国一个叫全州的小城市教书。校长甚至会让我去其他学校来帮忙，借此来秀自己有一个白人员工。我一个星期去一次那个学校，每次学生看到我都会很兴奋，一直推搡为了接近我，给我糖或是些其他什么的。当我在办公室的时候，她们都会争抢趴在窗边看我。

 

Once one of them played a joke on their friend and opened the office door and pushed her in there with me, slamming the door behind her. So it was just her and I in there, and a crowd of kids laughing their asses off outside. The kid was so embarrassed that she just started pounding on the door for them to let her back out. It was like they’d pushed her into the gorilla’s cage at the zoo.

有次，一个人跟她朋友开玩笑，打开办公室的门把她推了进来，然后把门关了起来。当时只有我和她在房间里，那群孩子在外面大笑。那个孩子很尴尬，一直敲门叫着让她出去，看起来就像是被丢进了动物园的猩猩笼子一样。

 

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这段时间很背，订的本子被海关查到，退回去了，又要重等。偶像大师因为一些问题账号引继失败，什么都没了。因为一些私事，最近心情也不是特别好。还要期中考试。社团的活动也要开始了，要干些比较麻烦的事了。啊~好怀念高中啊，感觉还是那段时间有意思,果然只有高中才是恋爱的黄金时间。下个星期应该会更吧，不能打包票。

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