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『中篇故事・2ch』闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(完?)

时间: 2017-5-22 分类: 闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗? 作者: 涸欢

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闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(七)

I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story?

2ch原串:「暇だから、過去の恋愛話でも聞いてくれないか」

 

BGM:

“地球那么小 能让我们遇到

原因也不少 不只因为凑巧

你注视着我 我看着你傻笑

仿佛全世界 静止在这一秒”

洛天依 – 《I LOVE U》 by 阿良良木健 历历路路 苍十三

 


 

707: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:06:16.52 ID:p8EWtCmfO

Happy birthday, CanBadge!!!

Also, thanks, >>1, for the heartwarming story!!!!!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!!

也谢谢你>>1,给我们带来这么暖心的故事!!!!

 

710: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:07:50.86 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Ohhh, when did you guys post so many congratulation posts…!!! I’m so happy right now…! I’ll make CanBadge thank you guys personally when he’s done with his bath. This is so great.

你们…回复了这么多的祝福!!!开心得都掉眼泪了!!

等小徽章洗完澡,一定让他亲自谢谢你们!实在是太棒了!

 

711: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:07:54.43 ID:pe1EQUU2O

Look at all these congratulatory posts! They’re all people who came to love CanBadge in just one day!

看看这么多祝贺的回复!都是在今天一天喜欢上小徽章的大家!

 

So you’ll invite us to the wedding ceremony, right!? We’re friends now, aren’t we!?

会邀请我们去婚礼的,对不对?我们是朋友吧,对不对?

 

716: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:10:23.39 ID:DI/0WoAS0

Alright! Let’s take a deep breath and go back to the sex part as if nothing happened!www

来–深呼吸!

就当做什么都没发生,回到之前色色的话题吧wwww

 

715: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:10:15.28 ID:ay3Wzdly0

I found the sight of CanBadge having trouble unhooking my bra kinda cutewwwww So I decided not to offer him my help.

Btw, even now, when we’re doing it, CanBadge always switches to polite speech for some reasonwwwww While struggling with my bra, he said stuff like “I apologize for taking so long.” and “Please wait a little longer.”. I guess he was just that nervouswwwww

小徽章解不开我内衣的样子有点可爱wwww所以我坏心眼地决定不帮他。

顺便一提,哪怕到了如今,小徽章做的时候总会换成紧张的敬语模式wwwww比如解不开扣子的时候,就一直重复着“非常抱歉,用了这么久”“请再等等,一会儿就好”之类的话。

大家QAQ关于H这件事翻译君真的尽力了QAQ某些地方实在是太羞耻了

引擎关闭,燃料供应停止, ※自主规制※模式切换完成。

 

723: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:14:07.35 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Then he finally managed to get the hooks open. My breasts aren’t very big. orz But it was cute how CanBadge whispered “The real thing…” when he saw themwwwww

他终于解开了钩环。

虽然不算很大,不过小徽章看见它们的时候,可爱地小声嘀咕着:“是真货呢。”

 

726: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:15:32.54 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

>>723

Sounds like something a 2D otaku would saywwwwww

嗯,这很宅宅wwww

 

729: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:16:53.05 ID:ay3Wzdly0

When I said “Touch them.”, he asked “Is it okay if I touch them?”wwwww I thought to myself “I just told you to touch them!wwwww”, but it was kinda like CanBadge to ask redundant questions.

“说了让你下手!wwwww”

 

To be honest, it hurt when he touched them.

He was like clutching and rubbing them with all his strength.

I yelled “Oww, it hurts! Be more gentle, idiot!” and he started apologizing again.

他似乎用上了全身的力气紧握住,开始使劲揉搓。

“太疼了!轻点,你个傻瓜!”

 

731: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:18:56.28 ID:DI/0WoAS0

When CanBadge is finished taking a bath, please let him post how it felt like when he clutched and rubbed your breasts the first time! Please!

小徽章洗完澡,一定要让他来谈谈第一次是什么感觉!拜托了!

 

733: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:20:01.03 ID:tAu60qYOO

Amid the rain, and the scents of summer

Goldfish fireworks come plopping down

I can’t find any words to describe it

And for a moment I see your sweet face

夏の匂い 雨の中で

ぽたぽたおちる 金魚花火

どんな言葉にも できない

一瞬うつるの あなたの優顔

大塚 愛 – 《金魚花火》

 

734: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:20:36.36 ID:ay3Wzdly0

When I said “Lick them.” and pointed at my nipples, he did, but only once and only for a second toowwwwww I thought “He could try sucking on them or something. Do I have to tell him everything?wwwww”, but that’s when he started sucking on one veeery carefully.

所有的步骤都要我教吗?wwwww

 

I took a peek at CanBadge’s penis and was so glad to see it erect that I grabbed it with my hand. It made CanBadge go “Ahhhn” with a look of bittersweet agony on his face. To me, the sight was more moe to me than Asahina Mikuru could ever hope to be.

 

736: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:21:03.99 ID:KCCuxtGp0

>>734

MYwww SIDESwww

 

737: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:21:42.50 ID:jzfJ4NsQO

That’s like CanBadge, alrightwww

这才是小徽章,没问题wwww

 

740: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:22:23.85 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

CanBadgewww

Why is he so much like a girl?wwwww

小徽章真的不是女孩子吗?wwwwww

 

748: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:26:11.06 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Having realized that I couldn’t really expect much from CanBadge, I decided to take matters into my own hands.

So I started stroking his penis with one hand and touching myself with the otherwwwwwww I seriously didn’t have a choice but to touch myselfwwwww Because when I made CanBadge touch me down there, he yelled “IT’S WET!!!!!” and started freaking outwwww

意识到一点都不能指望小徽章之后,我决定把主动权握在手里。

我根本是没有办法,只能自己动手wwww因为让他来的时候,他叫着“湿的!!!”就吓破了胆。

 

“Wanna put it in?”

“想进来吗?”

 

“……”

“……”

 

“CanBadge, you’re a virgin, right?”

“小徽章,你的第一次还在,对不对?”

 

“…yes.”

“…是。”

 

“Okay, then give me your virginity.”

“好,把第一次给我吧。”

 

“…it’s yours.”

“…是你的了。”

 

“So… What now? Do you wanna put it in or not?”

“那么…你现在想不想进来?”

 

“……”

“……”

 

“Say you wanna put it in.”

“说出来。一个字一个字地说出来。”

 

“……”

“……”

 

I couldn’t help it, I was having too much fun teasing cute nervous CanBadgewwwwww

坏心眼实在是停不下来,看着他紧张的可爱样子太有意思了wwww

 

749: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:27:01.85 ID:NCV/BYHE0

>>748

What is this, BDSM?w

Are you a domina, or what?w

你们是在玩什么play啦?w

还有>>1绝对是个S。

 

751: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:27:19.84 ID:DI/0WoAS0

I see, you’re a natural-born domina.

还是天生的那种S。

 

752: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:27:48.01 ID:WE8NcXF60

She asked him to give his virginity to herwwwwww

竟然是女孩要求男孩交出第一次wwww

 

753: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:27:49.74 ID:6W9CNS/c0

>>748

Why is >>1 so cool?www I think I’m in lovewwwww

>>1为什么这么帅气?wwww不好我要坠入爱河了wwww

 

755: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:28:13.12 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Just when I thought CanBadge is taking awfully long in the bathroom, I noticed he took his cell phone with him. Looks like he’s reading this thread from the beginning in the bathtubwwwww

小徽章在浴室里待了相当久。

我才注意到他把手机带进去了,估计正一边泡澡一边从头读帖呢wwww

 

It was only after I said “Say you wanna put it in.” that I realized something very important.

就在我强迫他说出来的时候,突然意识到了很严重的问题–

 

 WE DIDN’T HAVE ANY CONDOMS.

–我们没买套套。

 

756: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:28:13.38 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

>>Say you wanna put it in.

I can fap to thiswwwwwww

 

757: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:28:25.34 ID:vQQEpDAI0

I bet it feels good to be (mis)treated like that.

被这样对待调教一定很开心。

 

758: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:28:27.37 ID:wmlONnpg0

>>755

Oh you!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

这!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

759: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:28:36.98 ID:cf3alpHpO

Happy birthday, CanBadge!

It’s already over, but who cares!

Okay, back to lurking with a grin on my face, I guess.

生日快乐,小徽章!

虽然午夜都过了,管他呢!

傻笑时间继续,继续!

 

760: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:29:00.47 ID:/aK33KtwO

Guess you’ll have to do it raw thenwwww

难道要…wwwww

 

765: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:32:08.90 ID:ay3Wzdly0

I figured it’s a bad idea to have unprotected sex from the beginning. What’s more, it was CanBadge’s long-awaited first time. I didn’t want to mess it up.

第一次没有保护措施是很糟糕的。

而且,这可是小徽章期待太久的第一次。我才不想搞砸。

 

I wondered if I should make him go buy condomswwwww as a form of erotic humiliation and sexual foreplaywwwwwPfffwwwww But considering CanBadge’s personality, he’d probably have been too embarrassed to buy them and would have never returned.

让他去买套套的话wwww应该算个不错的前戏吧wwww噗wwww

可如果真让他去了,很有可能因为永远开不了口,再也回不来了。

 

So I decided to forget all about shame and embarrassment and go buy them myself.

所以我按捺下所有的尴尬和羞耻,决定自己亲自去。

 

“Wait here, CanBadge, I’ll be back in a moment.”

“在这儿等着,小徽章。我马上回来。”

 

“Huh?”

“什么?”

 

“…I don’t have any condoms here.”

“…家里没套套。”

 

“……”

“……”

 

766: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:33:02.97 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

I bet the Prez gave him one just in casewwww

我打赌总统一定给他预备了一个wwwww

 

768: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:33:10.12 ID:zfAH+CiJ0

>>765

This is the part where CanBadge throws you onto the bed, right?

然后小徽章突然把你扑在了床上!?

伏笔(误

 

771: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:33:37.05 ID:/aK33KtwO

>>765

>>1 is so desperatewwwww

>>1已经彻底不抱希望了wwwww

 

772: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:33:54.07 ID:KCCuxtGp0

>>1′s manliness is off the chartswwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>1的帅气是从骨子里透出来的wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

775: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:36:03.50 ID:L4O7jZ8M0

What happened to the eroge you were playing? Was it running in the back the whole time?ww

那个你们一起玩的gal怎么样了?画面就这么一直开着吗?

 

777: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:36:19.31 ID:ay3Wzdly0

I said “I’ll go buy some.” and stood up, but CanBadge grabbed my arm.

“我去买回来。”

我站起了身,却被小徽章拉住了胳膊。

 

I asked “What?”, but he just kept looking around nervously.

“干什么啊?”

没有回答。他的目光躲闪着打量四周,紧张不已。

 

“I can’t go buy condoms if you don’t let me go, you know?”

“不让我走的话就买不了套套了。”

 

“Yes…”

“我知道…”

 

“Don’t worry, I won’t take long.”

“别害怕,不会很久的。”

 

“No, that’s not it…”

“不,不是…”

 

“What is it then?”

“到底怎么了?”

 

“…it’s just…”

“就是…”

 

It’s one of CanBadge’s traits that he can’t articulate himself well when he’s nervous.

Thinking “He’s not going to suggest doing it without condoms on his first time, is he?”, I told him just to be sure.

小徽章紧张的时候话都说不明白。

他不会在暗示第一次的时候就…就…

我觉得有必要确认。

 

“We can’t do it without condoms.”

“没有套套我们没办法继续。”

 

“I know. Wasn’t my intention.”

“我知道的…”

 

“Then what is your intention?”

“那你到底想干什么?”

 

“Ah? Ah, well…”

“啊?啊…嗯…”

 

CanBadge is always pretty inarticulate, but this was unusual, even for himwwwww I admit I was getting irritatedwwwwwww

就算是对说不清楚话的小徽章来说,这也太反常了wwww

我一下子急躁起来也是没办法的wwww

 

778: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:36:27.32 ID:fAbDeLX80

>>1

Congrats to you and CanBadge!

I think I didn’t even once stop smiling for the last hour or sowww

祝贺>>1和小徽章!

这个小时里我的笑容就没停过wwww

 

779: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:37:18.95 ID:/aK33KtwO

No, admit it was turning you onwwwwww

你就承认吧,这种场景反而更能挑动神经wwww

 

780: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:37:40.17 ID:Ny1WG2Dq0

Why is CanBadgewwwwwww so cute?wwwwwwwww And why is >>1 so cool?wwwwwwwwwww

小徽章怎么能!这么萌!

>>1怎么能!这么帅气!

 

782: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:39:18.16 ID:ay3Wzdly0

“What is your problem!?” I’d shouted at him. I must’ve been getting quite irritated.

“你到底怎么回事?”我带着火气吼了出来。

 

CanBadge jumped with a “Woaahh!!”wwwwww

I guess he noticed how irritated I was because he suddenly grabbed his bag in a hurry and started looking for something in it.

小徽章甚至跳了起来wwwww

他肯定被暴怒的我吓到了。一把拽过背包,匆匆忙忙地翻找起来。

 

“Here you go…”

“给,给你…”

 

said CanBadge in a small voice and held out a convenience store bag with a brand new pack of condoms inside.

小徽章的声音小到听不清。

他递过来的便利袋里有一盒套套,包装都还未拆封。

 

783: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:39:35.65 ID:OrRU2Y9XO

What if all this was a carefully planned out act by CanBadge?www

万一这一切都是小徽章计划好的表演呢?

 

784: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:39:44.20 ID:rvcD3dcyO

When you compare CanBadge to how he used to act at the beginning of the story, it’s like he’s gotten even worse at dealing with womenwww

再重读一开始相遇的片段,你会发现小徽章和女孩交流的能力还变差了wwww

 

785: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:40:01.81 ID:WE8NcXF60

CanBadge, you’re the best. (Best as in cute.)

小徽章,你是最棒的!(可爱的意味上)

 

787: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:40:03.44 ID:Lp3i1owb0

Too moe! My heart can’t take it anymore!!!!!!

已经击沉!!!!!

 

789: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:40:14.53 ID:/aK33KtwO

He’d actuallyww gone and boughtwwwww condomswwwwwwwwwwwwww

他竟然去买了套套wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

794: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:40:52.92 ID:gNRnKEA/0

I wonder how it must feel for CanBadge to read this thread.

In the bathtubwwwwwwwwwww

我想知道小徽章读到这儿的感觉…

还是在浴缸里wwwwwwww

 

798: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:42:29.24 ID:rvcD3dcyO

>>794

I say he either panicked and dropped his cell phone in the bathtub or freaked out and drowned.

要么吃了一惊,把手机掉进浴缸了;要么直接吓到,在浴缸里晕过去了。

 

799: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:42:35.10 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Thinking to myself “Wtf, he actually bought condomswwwwww”, I asked him when he got them.

He answered he’d bought them earlier that day.

这怎么可能!他竟然买了套套wwwww什么时候wwwwww

“今天傍晚。”

 

Well, in short, CanBadge had gone to the Prez to talk to him a few weeks earlier because he thought there was something between the Prez and me.

总之,事情是这样的。

几星期前,因为怀疑我和总统间发生了什么,小徽章把总统约了出来。

 

The Prez, being the Prez, had told him everything I’d told himwwwwwww Like “Your girlfriend keeps coming to me for advice because she can’t get you to have sex with her!”wwwww Fucking Prez should just diewwwwwwww

总统,真不愧是总统,直截了当地坦白了真相。

“你女友老是来烦我,因为你不跟她XXOO。”wwww

总统你怎么不去死一死啦wwwwww

 

And as it turns out, he wasn’t avoiding me the last few weeks because he was jealous of the Prez and me. Instead, he was feeling helpless and scared shitless, confronted with the impending doom that having sex with me is.

所以呢,过去的几周,小徽章一直躲着我并不是因为吃醋。

而是,一想到终究要和我XXOO,被内心的恐慌和无助所蹂躏折磨。

 

800: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:43:11.44 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

Then I was right when I wrote the Prez gave him one just in case!wwwwwww

果然是总统!wwwwww

 

801: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:43:44.28 ID:+N4i8Kw+0

CanBadgewwwwwwwww

Why is the Prez such an annoying character?wwwww (Annoying in a good way, of course.)

小徽章wwwwww

总统这个角色超讨厌www嗯当然是好的意义上。

 

802: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:43:49.25 ID:DI/0WoAS0

The Prezwwwwwwwww Does this man not have an ounce of delicacy in him?wwwwwwwwwwww

总统你wwwwww这个男人就没有一丁点的纤细内心吗?wwwwwww

 

814: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:45:58.62 ID:9Qxo2xGR0

What if the Prez is reading this thread too right now?wwww

说不定总统现在也正读着帖子?wwww

 

816: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:46:32.45 ID:6W9CNS/c0

>>814

Quite possiblewwwwww

>>814

超可能wwwww

 

817: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:46:34.15 ID:ay3Wzdly0

With the Prez urging him on to do something about the problem, CanBadge decided to take care of it before the one-year anniversary of our dating.

That’s also when he decided to go buy condoms.

总统不时地催促他解决这个麻烦。

终于,小徽章决定在我们交往一年的纪念日出手。

所以他去买了套套。

 

It took him two whole weeks to actually buy them thoughwwwww

虽然这件事花了他整整一个星期wwwwww

 

I couldn’t contact him for weeks and he didn’t come to my place at the promised time because he was in a convenience store walking around restlessly in front of the register, unable to bring himself to buy the damn condoms.

至于他未能按时赴约的原因,

是因为在收银台前无休止地踱步,就是没办法拿起那该死的套套。

 

I asked him why he had to turn off his cell phone too. He answered “You don’t just go into a store and buy condoms. You have to be 100% focussed.” Apparently, he turned it off because incoming calls or messages would have broken his concentration.

那又为什么会关机呢?

“别把走进商店买套套想得那么简单!你必须百分之百地全神贯注才行!”

好吧,关掉手机是避免电话或短信打乱他全神贯注的思绪。

 

825: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:48:34.32 ID:Lp3i1owb0

“100% focussed”wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

百分之百地全神贯注wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

827: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:49:17.50 ID:ay3Wzdly0

With a whole pack of condoms in my hands and overjoyed at the fact that CanBadge had bought them for me, I threw him onto the bed again.

I bet I was breathing heavily like some pervert as I ripped the pack open and put a condom on CanBadge’s peniswwwwwwwww

拿到整盒的套套,再加上对主动的小徽章非常开心,我把他扑在了床上。

我粗暴地撕开包装,伴着沉重的喘息,像变态一样把它套在小徽章身上wwwww

 

838: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:52:43.34 ID:LvC8ICp60

>>827

Someone call the police, there’s a pervert herewwwwwwwww

警察叔叔!这里有变态!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

832: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:50:57.24 ID:6W9CNS/c0

>>827

WTFwwwww I do understand how you must have feltwwwww

But if you put it like that, it sounds like you’re totally pervertedwwwwwwwwwwwwww

这什么鬼wwww虽然完全理解你的感受wwww

但你这么写出来,是个十足的变态wwwwwwwww

 

835: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:51:43.69 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

>>827

Oh wowwwwww You were so overjoyed you raped him on the spotwwwwww

哇哦wwww所以是因为兴奋过度才强上的嘛wwwww

 

836: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:52:26.50 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Btw, CanBadge finally came out of the bathroom. He’s now sitting somewhere behind me, fiddling with his cell phone.

When I asked him if he’s reading this thread, he was like “Hell no!wwwww”, but I’m pretty sure he is. I bet the Prez is lurking here too. He’s a VIPPER after all.

小徽章终于从浴室出来了。他现在坐在我后边,鼓捣着手机。

我问了他:“你读过帖子了吗?”

虽然嘴上说着“怎么可能!wwwww”,我打赌他绝对读完了。我敢说总统也肯定躲在帖子某处,毕竟他可是个VIPPER。

 

As soon as the condom was on, I violated him like my life depended on itwwwwww

I remember CanBadge was going “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH”. You couldn’t call it a moan anymore, it was almost like a screamwwww

这已经不能算是娇喘了wwwww应该说是尖叫wwww

 

847: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:54:55.73 ID:DI/0WoAS0

>>842

A masochistic guy screaming out loud while getting violated by a sadistic and perverted womanwwwww What the fuck am I readingwwwww

弱气男被变态女侵犯尖叫不止wwww我(–哔)究竟在读些什么wwww

 

849: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:55:48.74 ID:ay3Wzdly0

CanBadge seemed totally spent already after coming a second time, but I made him come a third time that day. In the end, he looked almost like the life had been sucked out of himwwwwww

第二次之后小徽章已经筋疲力竭了,

但我还是成功让他XX了第三次。

最后,他就像人生被榨干一样瘫倒在地。

 

 

Well, this is about how my first sex with CanBadge went.

Even now, I’m always the active one when we do it and I wouldn’t have it any other waywwww

嗯,第一次的故事到这里就快结束了。

即使到现在,做的时候我仍然得是主动的那个,毫无回旋余地。

 

746: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:25:37.10 ID:DI/0WoAS0

If CanBadge had started a thread in the single men board four years ago when he first met 1, he might have been the one to become Train Man…www

要是四年前小徽章在单身板块开了帖子介绍和>>1的邂逅的话,可能他就是电车男了wwwww

 

863: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:59:29.33 ID:ay3Wzdly0

CanBadge won’t shut up about how he wants to thank you guys or something, so I’ll let him post for a while.

小徽章一直嘟囔着要谢谢你们,现在我把电脑让给他。

 

865: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:59:47.71 ID:Lp3i1owb0

CanBadge! Happy birthday!

And thanks for sharing your happiness with us!

小徽章!生日快乐!

谢谢和大家分享你们的幸福!

 

866: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:59:48.16 ID:/aK33KtwO

CanBadge! CanBadge!

小徽章!小徽章!

 

868: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:00:39.96 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Calm the fuck down, guyswwwwwwwwww

昵称: 大概是小徽章: 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:00:39.96

就是死鸭子嘴硬,你们感受一下

都(–哔)冷静点,一群(–哔)wwwwwwww

 

870: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:00:56.26 ID:gNRnKEA/0

Oh, so he didn’t drown in the bathtubwwwwwwwww

啊,他竟然没在浴室里昏厥过去wwwww

 

872: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:00:57.17 ID:9Qxo2xGR0

Happy Birthday, CanBadge! (・∀・)grin

小徽章!生日快乐!(・∀・) \窃笑

 

873: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:01:05.89 ID:DI/0WoAS0

CanBadge!! I want you to read the whole thread carefully!!

Then you’ll see once again how much >>1 cares about you!!

小徽章!再给我把故事从头读一遍!要一个字一个字的!!

你知道>>1有多在乎你嘛!!!

 

874: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:01:06.82 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

Is that you, Mr. Three-orgasms-on-his-first-time CanBadge?wwwwwwwwwwww

啊啊,是初夜就XX了三次的小徽章先生吗?wwwwwww

 

879: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:01:30.56 ID:+N4i8Kw+0

Happy birthday, CanBadge!

There’s no woman in this world who’d take a “I won’t forget it after all!” as a yeswww Most women would just give up and look for a new guywwwwwwwwww

But well, what I really wanna say is that you’ve married a wonderful woman. Now make sure you two become happy together.

小徽章!生日快乐!

没有哪个女孩子会把“我绝对不会忘记的!”这种回答当作接受的wwww而且她们通常会放弃直接寻找下个目标了wwwwww

你的妻子是个完美的女孩。你们一定要幸福!

 

888: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:02:53.56 ID:Lp3i1owb0

I bet he’s getting his ass kicked by >>1 now because he didn’t post thanks like he said he wouldwwwwwwww

说好的表达感谢呢wwwwww我猜他肯定要被>>1踢屁股了wwwwww

 

889: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:02:53.61 ID:/aK33KtwO

It must have been a miracle that brought CanBadge and >>1 togetherwwww

Or was it fate?wwwwwww

一定是奇迹把小徽章和>>1连结在一起wwww

这就是命运吧?wwwwww

 

890: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:03:00.09 ID:Ny1WG2Dq0

>>868

CanBadge!! Happy Birthday & Congrats on your marriage!

You better treasure her!! And make sure you thank the Prez too!

小徽章!生日快乐&新婚幸福!

你要珍惜>>1啊!!也要记得谢谢总统!

 

892: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:03:43.33 ID:ay3Wzdly0

I don’t wanna get my ass kicked, so I’ll stop messing around. Thanks for everything, guys.

It’s really awkward to read your own story with all the embarrassing parts, so I honestly couldn’t bring myself to read all of itwwwww But I read all the congratulation and happy birthday posts. Thank you very much.

Prez!!!!!!! Are you reading this, Prez!!!!?? Everything is ready for our mission tomorrow!!!!!!

我不想屁股挨踢,所以严肃点来说说正事。感谢你们大家所做的一切。

回忆着自己的故事读着帖子,真的会有一种羞耻的感觉,尤其是那些极其窘迫的桥段。

所以其实我没能读完wwww不过,所以的祝福我都收到了,谢谢你们。

总统,你在看吗,总统!!!!??明天的行动已经准备就绪!!!!

 

894: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:04:13.37 ID:/aK33KtwO

Aren’t you glad that your ringtone was the “I’m Gonna Be An Angel!” OP?wwwwwwww

你肯定觉得把“天使不设防”的OP设置成铃声太机智了吧?wwww

 

899: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:06:12.60 ID:Ny1WG2Dq0

>>892

Dude, read the whole thread.

Read it together with >>1 from the beginning.

说真的,好好读完整个故事。

和>>1一起从最开始一起读。

 

903: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:06:24.20 ID:9gn2A3Uq0

>>892

You lucky guywwwwww Live your life happily tied to her apron’s stringswwwww

You better take good care of >>1.

你个幸运鬼wwwww拜倒在>>1的围裙之下幸福地生活吧wwwww

你给我照顾好>>1。

 

904: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:06:29.96 ID:6V4rrD6TO

CanBadgewwwwww Cute CanBadge is cutewwwwww

Don’t you ever let go of >>1, you hear me!?

小徽章wwww可爱的小徽章wwww

永远别让>>1离开,听到没!?

 

905: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:06:31.68 ID:ay3Wzdly0

I hope the thread makes it to 1000 posts. I want this embarrassing thread to quickly reach 1000 posts and fall of the board alreadywwwwwww My wife’s taking a bath right now. Ah, I don’t mean wife as in my waifu Nerine☆ though. I’m talking about my real wife.

我希望这串赶紧到1000帖。这么羞耻的黑历史赶快到1000帖然后沉下去啊wwwww

老婆现在在洗澡。啊,不是说小琳☆老婆,我是说三次元的那个。

 

907: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:06:56.27 ID:DI/0WoAS0

>>892

All the best to you, CanBadgewwwwwww

Invite us to your wedding ceremonywwwwwwwwwwwww

最赞的祝福,小徽章!wwwwww

要邀请我们去你的婚礼啊wwwwwwwwwww

 

910: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:07:27.61 ID:OrRU2Y9XO

Why don’t you try being the active one tonight?www

今晚不试下做主动的那方吗?wwww

 

912: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:07:28.85 ID:ay3Wzdly0

fast forward

加速加速

 

917: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:07:51.66 ID:Ny1WG2Dq0

>>905

Bragging about your wife, huh? Damn youwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>905

尾巴翘上天了啊?你这家伙wwwwwwwww

 

922: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:08:35.71 ID:ay3Wzdly0

>>913 I don’t wanna brag, but she’s beautiful.

Fast forwarding because I don’t want her to read this post.

我不想炫耀,但她真的很漂亮。

加速加速…我不想让她看到这段。

 

926: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:09:20.88 ID:9Qxo2xGR0

>>922

Tell her personally instead of posting it here.

Tell her face to facew

Tell her you love herw

She’ll be on cloud nine, I promisewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>922

别在这儿说啊。

当面告诉她,说你爱她ww

她肯定会喜极而泣的wwwwwwww

 

911: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:07:28.19 ID:WE8NcXF60

Sorry to disappoint you, but this is going straight to Hamster Flash where it’ll be preserved for eternity.

很抱歉要让你失望了,这个帖子会被移到Hamster Flash版永久保存的。

 

923: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:08:37.74 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

Fast forward all you want, it’s useless. I’m saving this thread anywaywwwww

你再想沉帖也没用。我已经截图了wwwww

 

927: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:09:34.18 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Shut upwwwwwwwwww Why are you guys such an insensitive bunchwwwwwww

fast forward

闭嘴wwwww你们这些迟钝的家伙wwwww

加速沉帖

 

939: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:10:09.53 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

>>927

You shut up!wwwwww

I’m so jealous because you make such a nice married couple togetherwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

你才给我闭嘴wwww

你知道我对你们完美的婚姻有多嫉妒嘛wwwwwwwwwww

 

930: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:09:38.92 ID:dqayi/OqO

Look, CanBadge.

Promise you’ll make 1 happy for me, okay? (´;ω;`)

小徽章,

向我保证,你会让>>1幸福,好不好?(´;ω;`)

 

931: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:09:41.83 ID:OYXaBzhRO

Wait, why don’t we move this to Part Flash, so you can report about your newly-wed life everyday? I’d love that.

等等,我们去Part Flash版继续吧,这样你就能每天汇报新婚生活了wwww会开心死的。

 

938: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:10:02.78 ID:mUMorI5y0

I’m sure this thread is going to Hamster Flashw

Which means, >>1 can read the thread even after it dies.

So she’ll get to read your post in any casew

这串肯定会保存到Hamster Flash的w

就算沉了帖>>1也能读到你的回复w

 

948: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:11:07.32 ID:OYXaBzhRO

I said, let’s move this thread to Part Flash, CanBadge!!

There’s still so much I want to talk to you about!

我说了,去Part Flash版继续聊吧,小徽章!!

还想知道更多更多你们的故事!

 

951: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:11:37.05 ID:ay3Wzdly0

No, I’m not taking this to Part Flashwwwwww When do threads go to Hamster Flash anyway? They don’t if they get 1000 posts and die, do they?

fast forward

不,我不会去Part Flash继续的。

要是这串到1000帖直接就沉了,对不对?不会在Hamster Flash版保存下来的。

加速加速

 

953: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:12:27.90 ID:OrRU2Y9XO

>>951

You asshole, you just want to keep her to yourselfwww

你这讨厌鬼,你只想把>>1的一切据为己有www

 

933: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:09:43.87 ID:hcscLDQS0

Tell us how it felt to lose your virginity!

And stop the fast forwardingww

我们想听交出第一次的感受!

不要再加速了www

 

958: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:12:58.47 ID:ay3Wzdly0

fast forward fast forward

By the way, about how it felt to lose my virginity…

加速加速

顺便一提,关于失去第一次的体验嘛…

 

 

 

 

I’m not telling! Dun!

鬼才会说啦!走开!

 

959: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:13:00.66 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

>>951

Threads with 1000 posts make it to Hamster Flash toowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

1000帖的话也会在Hamster Flash保存的哟wwwww

嗯还被翻译成了中文羞耻的黑历史曝光在所有读者的眼前lol

 

961: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:13:16.74 ID:OYXaBzhRO

CanBadge… Why are you so cold to us…? Aren’t we friends…? We love you, you know…?

小徽章…为什么对我们这么冷淡…

我们不是朋友吗…?我们爱你呀,你知道吗…?

 

968: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:14:38.28 ID:ay3Wzdly0

>>961 Oh, really? I’m sorry then. orz What do you guys want me to do then? I’ll do anything except posting a pic of my dick.

是吗,真对不起orz

你们想要我怎么样?我最多也只会po一张(–哔)的照片。

 

969: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:14:40.20 ID:6V4rrD6TO

Yeah, there’s been way too many troll threads aiming at Hamster Flash lately, but this one is different, I know it.

最近有太多的钓鱼帖了,不过这串不一样,我能感觉出来。

 

977: A CanBadge-like person : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:15:48.18 ID:ay3Wzdly0

>>969 Look, if it was for me, I’d have long posted that the whole thing is made up even though it isn’t. orz What was my wife thinking… orzorzorz

要是我的话,还不如po个完全虚构的故事呢orz怎么把经历一板一眼地记下来了www

>>1在想些什么…orzorzorz

 

984: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:16:15.69 ID:NCV/BYHE0

>>977

It’s all because someone had to come home so late.

都怪某人回家这么晚呢。

 

987: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:16:49.42 ID:Ny1WG2Dq0

>>977

You should be proud of your wife instead because she loves you so muchwwwwwww

你应该因为>>1如此深爱你而感到自豪wwwww

 

986: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:16:36.40 ID:jzfJ4NsQO

If this is the 1000th post, CanBadge will make a new thread called “I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story? – CanBadge version”.

要是我抢到了1000帖,小徽章就会开个新帖,

“闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(小徽章视角)”。

 

994: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:17:24.33 ID:3OzgDW2w0

You better treasure your wife.

小徽章,你要珍惜>>1啊!

 

998: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:17:36.01 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

If this is the 1000th post, CanBadge and 1 will have two cute little kids and live together happily ever after.

要是我抢到了1000帖,小徽章和>>1会诞下两个可爱的小宝宝,永远幸福地生活下去!

 

1000: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 01:17:37.34 ID:zfAH+CiJ0

If this is >>1000, luck will smile on us too!

But I want luck to smile on CanBadge and >>1 even more!!!

要是我抢到了1000帖,幸运女神会对所有人微笑!

而且,会给小徽章和>>1最温柔最美丽的笑容!!

 


 

感谢Boon的转载与翻译许可!

http://boonscanlations.blogspot.com/

(Boon Scanlations: Scanlations of manga you probably never even heard of + Translations of 2ch threads)

在这里读到你可能从没听过的漫画和2ch串的译文!

 


 

>>1和小徽章的故事到这里就暂时告一段落了。谢谢大家的关注和评论!

 

为什么不说是完结呢?Boon告诉我这个故事其实还有未翻译完的后续,视他那边更新的情况涸欢会考虑追上之后的章节。(准备近期分享给他我们站上有意思的评论~你们有什么想和日->英部分的译者说的话吗?)当然,如果有想尝试日翻的家伙读到这里,想要继续完成这个系列的话翻译君也非常欢迎。

 

涸欢正在寻找下一个目标。诸位读者有推荐的少女系甜文可以回复我,遇到合适的故事就会在站上带给大家(傲娇和单恋什么的最可爱了www)。或者对翻译君有什么意见或建议,也欢迎在评论区交流。

才不会说拖更这么久是沉迷中配《徒然チルドレン》呢!才不是因为被戴亚糖甜到了才想起来还有坑没填完呢!哼!

 

最后的最后,再次祝福>>1和小徽章的生活幸福美满!(ノへ ̄、)

 

提示:已是最新章节,若未翻译完,请耐心等待更新哦>_<

 

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已有 28 条评论
  1. 匿名

    看完这篇之后忍不住到google上搜了一下,发现国外还挺多翻译2ch的文章,这里推荐一篇有点长的there-was-once-an-ordinary-virgin 到google一搜就能搜出来,有点略带后宫的感觉,不过中间还是挺纯爱的,强烈推荐翻译

    6月23日 12:11 回复
    • 匿名

      突然发现已经被翻了。。。。。

      6月23日 14:56 回复
      • 涸欢

        谢谢你~有什么有趣的故事还请继续分享~

        6月24日 04:37 回复
        • 匿名

          http://vgperson.com/talesof2ch.htm 这个网站貌似挺多2ch的文章,[Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´・ω・`) 这个名字看起来不错,貌似也没有中文翻译,本来想看一下的,但是最近期末没时间。。。。

          6月28日 11:38 回复
          • 涸欢

            开头的展开不错~但是…烂尾了…

            7月1日 10:05 回复
      • kuri

        问一下那个翻译后的文章的中文名字叫什么?

        6月24日 12:30 回复
        • 匿名

          名字叫某个地方的某个处男的故事

          6月28日 11:35 回复
          • kuri

            谢谢告知

            6月28日 17:05 回复
  2. 约束之地

    完全忘记前面讲的什么···

    5月23日 13:15 回复
  3. Adagio

    我想把自主规制的部分翻译了

    5月23日 12:33来自iPhone 回复
  4. Devilsarms

    撒花啦~

    5月23日 08:13来自iPhone 回复
  5. CupcakeWOW

    這是我人生經驗中目前看到最閃的一對[t喷]

    5月22日 23:031 回复
  6. 路人c

    說到傲嬌的話我很推這篇喔
    『幼馴染に苺ましまろ貸してあげたら』
    這篇的發佈時間和想和幼尋染啪啪啪那貼只差了4天,而且開頭還都一樣都是對妹子不爽所以想上了她!
    實際上啪啪啪那邊的頭幾貼也有人提到這個貼子的[t滑稽]
    然而這之後的展開卻大相逕庭!
    故事的正文也挺完整的,唯一可惜的就是找不到故事發生一年後的後日談[t滑稽][伤心]不過至少能確定這是個HE的故事
    最後附上網址:https://www15.atwiki.jp/stun/pages/5.html

    5月22日 21:461 回复
    • 涸欢

      那个…作为英翻…其实每次站上的翻译们用日文水群我都插不上话…
      不过可以帮你@Lu姊姊 R姊姊和傲娇姊姊~

      5月23日 08:411 回复
      • 路人c

        嘛沒關係啦,其實我自己還有找到幾篇這網站沒翻譯的有趣文章,但都不知道要怎麼樣才能推坑給這網站的翻譯菌(當然也不知道翻譯菌們有沒有看過了),我還得感謝你給我這個機會推坑呢[t滑稽]

        5月23日 14:241 回复
        • lu

          可以都发出来哦~我会参考的~

          5月23日 15:126 回复
          • 路人c

            [t惊讶]居然看到lu大回我,那我就不客氣地在這裡推坑吧[t滑稽]

            5月23日 21:15 回复
          • 路人c

            【感人長篇系列】
            《少し昔話をしたくなった(消しゴムをくれた女子を好きになった)》
            “如果發生過了兩次的偶然再發生第三次的話,那麼就會被稱為命運”
            這是一個關於命運與約定的,中二少年與天然少女的戀愛故事。
            是一個懵懵懂懂的少年與少女在11年間時而分開,時而相聚,對彼此的感情也有過迷茫和痛苦,並在茫茫人海中尋找命運之人的故事
            其實我打心底覺得這篇就是三次元版本的君名[t滑稽]
            另外這篇也是曾經被書籍化過的大作
            從中學生時期一路寫到了成為社會人的長篇戀愛故事,以及包含了登場角色視角的後日談,我覺得這篇是十分完整的2ch故事
            「暇な人は聞いてくれ。これは俺の13年間の恋の物語。」
            那麼最後附上傳送門:http://www.2monkeys.jp/archives/cat_1037974.html

            5月24日 00:541 回复
            • 涸欢

              我去找找有没有英文…有的话我试试看接这个

              5月24日 01:23来自iPhone 回复
            • lu

              哦哦,这个我之前想翻的,只不过好像已经有人翻过了所以就没动_(:3 」∠)_
              不过还是感谢推荐!

              5月25日 18:051 回复
              • 路人c

                嗯….看了lu大的回覆搜了下,居然真的有翻譯….http://shouhei-blog.blogspot.tw/search/label/%E6%A9%A1%E7%9A%AE%E6%93%A6%E5%A5%B3%E5%AD%A9
                差點就鬧出個大烏龍了….[t狂汗]

                5月26日 00:311
  7. CeramicJR

    撒花,甜死了!所以这翻译是日文变英再变中嘛。

    5月22日 19:00来自移动端1 回复
  8. kuri

    完结撒花!感谢翻译!话说>>1和小徽章的角色真是反了

    5月22日 14:00 回复
  9. 尸比

    好暖的狗糧,汪!

    5月22日 13:38 回复
  10. xzkzx

    戴亚!

    5月22日 12:24来自移动端1 回复
    • remi

      苏亚!

      5月23日 06:15来自移动端1 回复
      • 涸欢

        第八集和第二十集都很好看就是啦~
        不过…既然LWA的观众还不少…为什么身边就没有遇到聊的家伙呢 \撇嘴

        5月23日 08:36 回复
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