1Apr

『中篇故事・2ch』闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(六)

时间: 2017-4-1 分类: 闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗? 作者: 涸欢

TAGS:

语言:   大陆 港澳 台湾

引用元: http://boonscanlations.blogspot.com/


 

上一章 目录 下一章

 

闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(六)

I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story?

2ch原串:「暇だから、過去の恋愛話でも聞いてくれないか」

 

BGM:

“A-A-A-Amazing Love

当作被鬼附身了我

今天就反常 大胆牵起你的左手

A-A-A-Amazing Love

我怎么可能脸红/// 一定是你看错”

洛天依 feat. Kagamine Len -《Amazing Love》 by BTM 鸣樱 2LH et al.

 

534: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:25:31.29 ID:BeDcEal20

>>530

I did. I tried almost everything. I was just that DESPERATE.

确实很辛苦。我几乎尝试了所有办法,已经近乎绝望了。

 

Sounds desperate, doesn’t it? Damn right, I was desperate. At this point, we’d been dating for 10 whole months and we still hadn’t done anything. I was at my limit.

听起来像孤注一掷,对吧?已经约会了十个月,还没有任何进展,我已经快到极限了。

 

536: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:27:24.18 ID:DMEuIL23O

>>1 is desperate for sexwwww

第一次听到为这件事绝望的wwwww

 

538: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:29:23.72 ID:D6DPgtq1O

BA? Do you work in the beauty industry?

美容顾问?

 

546: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:40:19.67 ID:BeDcEal20

>>535 >>538

I work at a cosmetics counter. Back then, I used to work in the Matsuya department store in Ginza. The only reason I worked there was because it was close to Akihabara thoughwwwww

>>538

我之前在银座的Matsuya店做柜台服务。虽然是因为离秋叶原近才在那儿工作的wwwwww

 

539: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:30:38.54 ID:BeDcEal20

And so, one day, we met up when we were both finished with work and went to my place to have dinner and play games together.

就这样,某日下班后,小徽章和我聚在公寓里,惯例在吃过晚饭后开始玩游戏。

 

When we were playing a game, CanBadge said:

“You seem kinda different lately.”

正在游戏时,小徽章开口说道:

“你最近看起来有点不一样。”

 

I thought to myself, “Ohh!!! He finally noticed!!!!”.

终于!!!他终于注意到了!!!

 

Any girl would be happy if their partner noticed any changes in her new look. I was no exception. I was so happy. Though I didn’t show it and was like “Huh? Must be your imagination.”, I was still on cloud nine.

所有女孩都会因为男朋友注意到她们的变化而开心的!

尤其在我已经不抱希望的情况下,一时间喜悦充满心房。

但我并不想表现出来,故意撇开脸,

“是吗?是你的错觉吧。”

 

CanBadge, on the other hand, seemed to be in a rather bad mood. “You and the Prez have been hanging out a lot lately.”, he said.

和我相反,小徽章的心情却很低落:

“你最近一直在跟总统出去玩。”

 

Sorry, CanBadge is calling. Brb.

等一等,接下小徽章的电话,马上回来。

 

544: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:37:02.45 ID:S3gjkj9TO

You will, of course, write what the call was about, right? The suspense is killing me.

不要停在这里啊!

还有,你当然会告诉我们,电话里说了什么对吧?

 

546: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:40:19.67 ID:BeDcEal20

CanBadge called to say he’s about to head home now. That means, he’ll be here in an hour or so. Hopefully in time before his birthday is over.

小徽章说他快到家了,但我估计还要一个小时。

希望能赶上生日。

 

When CanBadge said “You get along awfully well with the Prez.”, I thought “He’s jealouswwwwwwww”, but he seemed very serious about it.

“你和总统走得很近啊。”

他吃醋了!我不自觉地开心起来。

可是,他谈论这件事的表情比我想象得要严肃得多。

 

Hearing him say stuff like “The Prez is richer than mewwwww In the end, it’s all about the money, isn’t it?wwwww”, I knew he must have had gone and misunderstood something again. I told him clearly that there wasn’t anything between the Prez and me.

“总统不就比我土豪一点嘛。说到底,还是钱的事情,对不对?”

他怎么会有这样的误解?

我直视着他的眼睛,想要澄清误会。

“我和总统之间,什么事情也没有。”

 

547: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:43:06.00 ID:eDVRxafC0

CanBadge’s got an inferiority complexwwww

小徽章有点不自信呢wwwwww

 

548: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:43:32.91 ID:M9uC2fyt0

>>546

Awww, he got jealous, how cutewww

啊,他是嫉妒了…真可爱wwwww

 

549: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:45:12.51 ID:BeDcEal20

Please hang on a little longer, guys, things should get pretty interesting soon… I hope.

Because I’m planning on telling him about the thread when he’s back (he’d find out anywaywwww). Don’t know how he’ll react.

大家再稍微等会儿

小徽章回来的时候我要告诉他这个串(他早晚会发现的wwwww)

不知道会有什么反应呢wwwww肯定很有意思wwwww

 

“You’ve been acting strange lately.”

“最近你行为有点奇怪。”

 

“Me? Strange? How so?”

“我?行为奇怪?哪里有?”

 

“Totally strange. It’s like you’re turning more and more into the type of girl… the Prez likes.”

“整个人都很奇怪。你变得越来越像…总统喜欢的那种类型。”

 

“Really?”

“I think so.”

“什么?”

“没错。”

 

Let me explain. The twintails, knee highs and even the cat ears all turned out to be things the Prez likes on a woman. The little-sister act toowwwww

所以…双马尾、过膝袜还有猫耳结果都是总统的喜好?

啊…妹妹扮演也是wwwwww

 

I decided to beat the living crap out of the Prez the next time I saw him. Then I told CanBadge the truth because I wanted to clear up any misunderstandings.

总统,别让我见到你。下次见面不把你抽筋剥皮不算完!

我决定跟小徽章说明白:

 

“I’ve been only meeting up with the Prez to ask him for advice.”

“我只是在和总统商量建议。”

 

“If you need advice, ask me.”

“如果需要和人商量,来问我。”

 

I need advice about you though, you dummy.

我需要商量的是关于你的事情啊,你这个傻瓜。

 

552: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:48:52.35 ID:S3gjkj9TO

Things should get pretty… interesting?

That can only mean one thing!

CanBadge is going to post in this thread!wwwwwwwwwwww

事情会变得…很有意思?

只有一种可能!小徽章要来串上回复了!wwwwwww

 

The Prez seems like the type that seems like a nice guy at first, but ALWAYS ends up betraying your expectationswww

第一眼看上去总统还算个好人,结果总是背叛你的期待www

 

551: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:48:26.28 ID:BeDcEal20

But you see, it’s a very difficult thing to talk about for a girl. Are there any girls here!? You couldn’t say something like that to your boyfriend, could you!?

“I’m worried because you’re not trying to have sex with me. ><” is something girls only say in anime.

对女孩来说,这件事难以启齿,对不对?串里有女孩子吗?

“我很烦恼…因为…你不想和我XXOO…><”

这种对白只会在动画里发生吧!你们说,会跟男朋友说这种话吗?

 

He asked me what my problem was, but I couldn’t tell him. “You told the Prez, but can’t tell me, huh? Not like I mind thoughwwwww The Prez is a better listener than me anyway, right?wwwwww”, he said.

I knew he was getting the wrong idea, but I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth.

他持续追问我在烦恼什么,但怎么都说不出口。

“能告诉总统,却不能告诉我,是不是?还说我说的不对?

“是啊,毕竟总统是比我更好的倾诉对象呢wwwww”

啊啊啊,误会越来越深了嘛!可坦白真相也太让人害羞了啊!

 

557: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:52:08.06 ID:eDVRxafC0

You’re too embarrassed to say you want to have sex with him, but you raped him? ><

因为太害羞了XXOO这种话说不出口,但你却能强上了他?><

 

558: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:52:31.14 ID:BeDcEal20

Btw, the Prez is not a good listenerwwwww Anyways, I didn’t know what to do anymore. We’d been dating for 10, almost 11, months and it was the first time we had something like a fight.

顺便一提,总统其实是个糟糕透顶的倾诉对象wwww

这是我们交往十多月后的第一次吵架,一时我也不知道怎么处理才好。

 

From then on, I was careful not to contact the Prez for a while. I didn’t want to make CanBadge worry anymore than he already did.

I completely cut contact with the Prez, but for some reason, I ran into him whenever I went to Akihabara. I ignored him most the of the time though.

我开始刻意避开总统,我不愿让小徽章再担心这件事了。

我是想和他完全绝交的,但不知为什么,每次去秋叶原总能遇见他。大部分时候,我只好装作没看见无视掉。

 

And so, November passed without any progress. When we’d been dating for almost a whole year, CanBadge suddenly started to change.

But it wasn’t his clothing style that changed this time. Instead, he started acting strange constantly, even stranger than usual. He stopped coming to my place and didn’t answer my calls or messages. I wondered if he was cheating on me, but I couldn’t imagine CanBadge having something like an affairwwwww

这样,十一月也没有任何进展地过去了。

就在我们约会将满一年的时候,小徽章突然有了改变。这次说的不是穿衣打扮,而是他的行动变得奇怪了。

他不再造访我的公寓;不再回复我的电话或消息。我也怀疑过他会不会是劈腿,但实在想象不出小徽章做这种事的样子wwww

 

556: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:52:07.59 ID:5fqQyl9MO

>>551

I’m a woman. I should be long asleep, but I’m lying here in my futon reading your thread and giggling at your posts. Congratulations on your marriage!

我是个女孩子。

几小时前就该入眠了,结果一直在被窝里读着你的故事窃笑不已。

虽然有点晚,新婚快乐!

 

“I wanna have sex with you, idiot!”

is something I could never say.

“我是想和你XXOO啦,笨蛋!”

这种话我绝对说不出口。

 

560: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:53:04.22 ID:k4LLVlsjO

Yeah, no way a woman could say that.

It’s embarrassing enough to hint at it, but could it be that CanBadge is the type of guy who doesn’t get it if you don’t spell it out for him?

是啊,没有哪个女孩会说这种话的,就算那方面的暗示都能让她们脸色通红了。

不过,小徽章是不一字一句讲明白就听不懂的那种家伙呢wwwww

 

561: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:55:11.66 ID:S1f1povr0

CanBadge is so clumsy it’s almost cutewww

蠢萌蠢萌的www

 

564: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 22:57:41.81 ID:BeDcEal20

Ohh!! So there are women in this thread!!!!

哦!!这个串里原来有女孩子的嘛!

 

>>560

Yeah, right? I couldn’t say it even if my life depended on it. Well, you have to spell it out for CanBadge because he’s too inexperienced to take a hint. orz

>>560

是吧?就算再想XXOO,这种话还是说不出口对吧?

完全没错,小徽章真就是那种理解不了暗示的家伙orz

 

Even when I happened to run into CanBadge in Akihabara, he obviously seemed to be avoiding me. Which was irritating me to no end as I couldn’t understand what his problem was. I wondered if he was still suspicious about the Prez and me.

即使在秋叶原碰到他,小徽章也不理睬我。

他大概还在怀疑总统那件事。真是不能理解,我都有点恼火了。

 

Then came Christmas.

Things were still as awkward as before and I was hoping we could talk things out and return to normal when he came over to my place on Christmas Day as he’d promised.

I’d bought a video game for him as a Christmas gift too. Since we’d been seeing each other for a year already, I wanted us to have a nice Christmas together. Needless to say, I was looking forward to that day a lot.

接下来的圣诞节我给他准备了电子游戏作为礼物。

我们间的气氛依旧笨拙。

藉由约好一起过圣诞节的机会,希望他能把心事都吐出来,恢复正常的样子。

因为是交往一年的纪念日,我期待着完美的约会。

不必言说,我对圣诞节是有多么的期盼。

 

567: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:00:18.44 ID:DMEuIL23O

CanBadge got so many experience points from OP that he even managed to marry someone.

Thus, >>1 can’t be a normal slime. She must be at least a Metal king slime.

小徽章肯定从OP事件上得到了太多的经验值,直接走向了结婚结局。

还有,>>1不可能是普通的史莱姆,至少是金属史莱姆王那种的。

 

568: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:01:16.82 ID:BeDcEal20

On Christmas Day, CanBadge went back to that mode again.

The shut-in CanBadge mode.

结果圣诞节那天,小徽章又回到了那个一语不发的模式。

 

He didn’t show up at the time he promised to arrive at and he’d even turned off his cell phone. So I decided to go to his place and see what’s keeping him even though it’s quite a ways from my place. Besides, I knew for sure that he wasn’t at work.

约定好的时间他没有露脸。

我想打电话过去询问,结果是关机。

他不可能在公司。

即使有好一段距离,我还是决定亲自去一趟他家里,看看发生了什么。

 

I didn’t really want to suddenly barge in unannounced because CanBadge was living together with his mother, but seeing how he was most probably stuck all alone worrying about something weird again, I was like “Fuck it, let’s pay him a visit!ww”.

我其实不想这样不邀而至,毕竟小徽章和他母亲住在一起。

但最近他一直放不下奇怪的念头,估计又钻牛角尖了。算了,还是去一趟吧。

 

572: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:05:03.63 ID:BeDcEal20

I arrived at his place and rang the bell, but no one answered the door. CanBadge’s mother not being at home wasn’t surprising as she was more often out than in, but CanBadge was a different story.

我按响了他家的门铃,可无人应答。

小徽章的母亲不在家倒不是什么新鲜事,但对小徽章来说就不一样了。

 

Thinking “Where did he go off to? He’s not cheating on me, is he?”, I called his cell phone one more time, but it still seemed turned off.

I waited a while outside, but no one came out and no one went in, so I headed back home feeling disheartened.

他究竟去哪儿了?

他真的没有劈腿吧?

我无意义地持续拨打他的号码,却一直是关机状态。

我在门外待了一会儿,可连经过的人都没有。

带着满腔沮丧,我只得缓缓踏上归程。

 

But when I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes.

There was some obviously suspicious guy loitering in front of my apartmentwwwwww

He kept wandering around aimlessly in the dark, shouting “Ahhh!” from time to time. I was too scared to go near him

快到家时,发生了意料之外的事情。

公寓前有个极度可疑的人在四下游荡。

他在黑暗中漫无目的地转着圈,时不时停下来叫出声。

我害怕极了,不敢靠近公寓门。

 

until I took a closer look and realized it was CanBadge.

直到仔细打量,我才意识到原来是小徽章。

 

574: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:06:34.86 ID:DMEuIL23O

I don’t get why he always turns off his cell phonewwwwwww I’m amazed how you didn’t run out of patiencewwwwwwww

不明白他为什么要关机wwwww>>1没失去耐心真是太好了wwwww

 

578: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:08:59.26 ID:BeDcEal20

When I asked him “What the heck are you doing?”, he recognized me and went “Whoa!”.

Thinking “What’s with that reaction!?”, I’d smacked him on the head before I knew itwwwww

“你在这里干什么!?”

他认出了我,惊叫起来。这是什么反应啊?

我下意识地拍在了他的头上wwwww

 

I said “Well, come in.” and he followed me up to my room like some deserted puppywwwwww

Once we were in my room, I asked him why he didn’t show up at the appointed time, but he just said sorry and lowered his head.

Asking him “What were you doing? Why were you not at home?” didn’t help much either. I gave up and stopped asking any more questions. It was Christmas Day after all.

“进来吧。”

他跟着我,像无家可归的小狗一样,低垂着头进了房间。

“我们约好时间的,为什么你没来呢?”

他重复着道歉,头垂得更低了。

我放弃了询问他“那你在做什么?为什么也不在家里呢?”,马后炮没什么用。

毕竟是圣诞节呢。

 

577: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:08:52.26 ID:k4LLVlsjO

Wait a second, were you two seeing each other for a whole year without even a kiss?

等一下,你们俩腻在一起一年都没接吻?

 

582: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:12:24.21 ID:IuIgaYEJO

I’m curious about it too. Did you not kiss or hold hands in that year?

一年里,你们不会连手都没牵过吧?

 

586: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:18:09.65 ID:BeDcEal20

>>577

Sorry, we’d already kissed at that point.

Here’s how it went:

>>577

抱歉,那时候已经接过吻啦。

大致情形是这样的:

 

- I initiated it by telling him I want him to kiss me.

- CanBadge remained silent for a while.

- Then he asked me “Is it okay if I kiss you?”.

- I thought to myself, “But I just said I want you to kiss mewwwwww”.

- I said “Sure.”, but he still seemed reluctant.

- In the end, I got impatient and kissed him.

-是我开的头,我向他索了吻。

-他沉默了一会儿。

-“我可以吻你吗?”

-我不是说过了嘛wwwww这家伙wwwww

-我回答说“可以”。但他还是犹犹豫豫的。

-最后我失去了耐心,主动吻了上去。

 

But that was the first and last time we kissed before we had our first sex.

不过那是我们一年里唯一一次的kiss。

 

Then, CanBadge didn’t say anything for a while.

He just sat there silently and seemed afraid of somethingwwwwww He even jumped a little when I called out to himwwwww He was acting really strangewwwwww

But since he’s always acting strange, I thought I’d just ignore itwwwww I got out the bottle of liquor I’d prepared and asked him if he wanted some.

接下来的一会儿,小徽章一言不发。

他呆坐在那儿,在害怕着什么wwwww

叫到名字时他甚至还跳起来了一点wwww奇怪透了wwww不过平常他也够奇怪的了wwww

我打开了准备好的烧酒,递给小徽章。

 

“It’s Christmas Day, CanBadge, let’s drink!”

“……”

“CanBadge?”

“…Nah, we can do that afterwards.”

“今天是圣诞夜。小徽章,来,喝!”

“……”

“小徽章?”

“…酒可以之后再喝。”

 

I thought to myself, “Afterwards? After what?wwwww”, but said “Oh, come on.” and handed him a glass of Shochu.

But CanBadge didn’t drink from the glass at all and just kept sitting there, staring at the wall.

之后,什么之后?wwww

“来嘛来嘛。”我硬塞给他一杯。

小徽章一点也没有动,他就是坐在那儿,直盯着墙发呆。

 

589: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:21:54.56 ID:BeDcEal20

I, on the other hand, drank like a fishwwww I think I drank the whole bottle alone that daywwww

I couldn’t understand what CanBadge was thinking anymore. Plus, I was frustrated and pissed. I got terribly drunk and then asked what I didn’t want to ask.

而另一边,我醉得像个酒鬼wwww整瓶都是我解决掉的wwww

我不明白小徽章为什么这么扫兴。因为之前的事,我已经足够沮丧了。

结局是喝得过头,不小心失了言。

 

I asked him “Why won’t you do it with me?”. orz

“你为什么不想和我做啦?”orz

 

“Is it because I’m not attractive? Or is it because I’m a 3DPD?”. I asked him everything.

To every question, CanBadge kept shaking his head and saying “No, that’s not it.” in a small voice with a flustered look on his facewwwww

“我没有吸引力?还是二次元的女孩更好?”我醉得一塌糊涂,什么话都从嘴里蹦了出来。

所有的问题,小徽章都只是红透了脸,摇着头,用极小的声音嗫嚅着 “不”。

 

592: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:25:35.91 ID:BeDcEal20

After that, we played an eroge together.

I was at my last straw and it finally snapped.

然后我们玩起了gal。

这是最后一根救命稻草。

 

The guy next to me was an otaku that resembles Kucchi from Genshiken. But to me, he was the most handsome guy in the world. At that point, I’d have picked CanBadge over fucking KimuTakuwwww

He was the one I loved the most.

坐在我身边的家伙是个像现视研里的小木木那样的宅宅。

但对我来说,他是世界上最帅气的男生。比木村拓哉都要帅。

他也是我最爱的人。

 

I was plastered, but I still remember it well: I was actually getting turned on by CanBadge.

When women have gone too long without sex, they can get turned on by pretty much anything, it’s almost scary.

Before I noticed, I’d turned away from the moaning girl on the screen and pushed CanBadge onto the bed.

如果女孩压抑了性欲太久,她们的心能被任何事情挑动起来。甚至可以到令人发惧的地步。

醉醺醺的我只记得,那天晚上的事都是小徽章挑起来的。

在注意到之前,我的目光就已经离开了屏幕上娇喘的女孩。

我一下把小徽章推倒在床上。

 

594: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:27:08.75 ID:eDVRxafC0

Why would you play an eroge at a time like that?wwwwwwwww

这种时候你们还玩gal?wwwwwww

 

595: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:28:09.54 ID:mQgAOCQj0

 IT FINALLY BEGINS

帷幕终于拉开

 

597: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:28:59.56 ID:BeDcEal20

I was like fuck it and directly pulled his pants down.

我一把拉下了他的※自主规制※。

 

CanBadge was saying something like “I haven’t taken a shower today!!!”, but I ignored it.

“不,不行,我今天没洗澡!!!”

我直接无视了他。

 

 ”LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU!”

“让我※自主规制※你吧!”

is all that went through my head.

脑海里只剩下这个念头。

 

We’re at the sex part now. Is it okay if I write it in detail? Or do I make it short?

我们终于到※自主规制※部分了。你们希望详细的版本吗?还是简短点好?

 

602: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:31:08.92 ID:Dtqy99Hr0

Suddenly, everyone postswwwwwwwwwwwwww

I know you guys were just waiting for this partwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

突然潜水的人都涌出来了wwwww就知道你们在等这个wwwwwww真恶心wwwww

 

From me too, please write it in DETAILLLLLLLLLLLL.

我也是,请拜托详详详详详详详详详详详细!

 

606: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:33:38.22 ID:BeDcEal20

As soon as his panties were down, I put it into my mouth.

Frankly, I thought “Uh, it smells!wwwwwww” at first, but I was so horny I didn’t care and started blowing him.

That’s when CanBadge started moaning loudlywwwwww Almost like a girlwwww It was funnywwwwwww

I got startled because none of my previous boyfriends was that loud. I let go of his penis and looked at him.

他裤子一脱下来,我就※自主规制※嘴里。

这味道!wwwwww可是我已经※自主规制※,顾不上这么多就开始※自主规制※。

小徽章大声地※自主规制※起来wwww简直像女孩子一样wwww有意思wwwww

没遇到过这种情况,我惊讶地※自主规制※,对上他的眼睛。

 

“…don’t… not there…”

“…不要…那里…不要…”

 

CanBadge said, out of breath and looking a little scared. The sight turned me on even morewwwwwww

小徽章已经喘不上气来,眼神里都是惊恐和害怕。我被这幅场景刺激到了wwwwww

 

608: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:34:54.32 ID:YAtq0nSzO

Please, God, don’t make CanBadge come back before she’s finished writing the sex part.

天哪!神啊!请不要让小徽章在>>1结束前回家!

 

610: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:35:17.57 ID:Dtqy99Hr0

>>606

Now I get why >>1 felt like forcing herself on him. I would too!!

我算明白>>1为什么要强上了。

我也忍不住啊!!

 

614: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:38:01.01 ID:BeDcEal20

Btw, sorry, CanBadgewwww You probably didn’t think your girlfriend would expose your first time on VIP on your birthdaywwwww

小徽章,对不起wwww

你应该想不到,在你生日这天,你的女友在VIP上分享了你的第一次wwwww

 

I asked CanBadge “Shall I stop?”, but he didn’t answerwwwww

“要我停下吗?”

他没有回答。

 

I raised my voice and asked him again “Do you want me to stop?”. He only made some weird incomprehensible sound that went like “Huah…”wwwww

我提高音量又问了一遍。

他支吾着发出了小小的声音,听上去像“哈…啊…”wwww

 

I think it was what came next that made me discover my sadistic side.

他接下来的表现彻底打开了我S属性的开关。

 

When I asked “Do you really want me to stop?” even louder than before, CanBadge weakly responded with a “No…”. That moment gave me goosebumps.

“你真的要我停下吗?”我问话的声音越来越大。

几乎不可闻的耳语声,小徽章轻轻地喘息道,

“不要”。

就是这个瞬间,我※自主规制※。

 

616: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:38:11.52 ID:M9uC2fyt0

The girl is the active one and the guy lies there moaningwwwwwwww

主动的女孩和躺下※自主规制※的男孩wwww

 

618: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:40:46.75 ID:UL7lEtPoO

CanBadge: “Please nooo!”

>>1: “Gehehehe. You may say no, but your body says yeswww”

小徽章:“停下!”

>>1:“呵呵呵呵,嘴上说不要,身体还蛮诚实的嘛www”

 

619: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:41:06.05 ID:BeDcEal20

I think that was the blowjob I put the most effort into in my whole lifewwwww While checking CanBadge’s reaction, I picked out spots that might be most arousing for him and kept stimulating themwwwww

这是我人生中第一次这么努力的※自主规制※wwww

一边观察小徽章的反应,我在那些最※自主规制※的地方※自主规制※wwww

 

Yeah, Canbadge should be back any moment now. But don’t worry, I’ll finish this even if he should come home. I don’t like leaving things unfinished.

确实现在小徽章随时都可能回来。

不过不用担心,即使他回来了,我也会把这段写完的。我不喜欢半途而废。

 

621: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:44:41.48 ID:BeDcEal20

Well, it didn’t take long until CanBadge climaxedwwwwww After less than 5 minutes or so, he went “Ahhhhh!” and came.

I don’t really care how quick or slow a guy is though. But CanBadge kept apologizing even though I told him not to worry about it.

不久之后小徽章就※自主规制※了wwwww五分钟不到,他就※自主规制※。

我不是很在意※自主规制※,不用担心。即使这么说了,小徽章还是一直向我道歉。

 

Maybe it’s because it was the first blowjob he got, but he seemed quite exhausted already after coming only oncewwww

But I wasn’t satisfied. I mean, he still hadn’t done anything to me yetwwwww I still had all my clothes onwwww So I pulled on CanBadge’s arm, who was about to lie down with a sigh, and asked him to take my clothes off.

可能因为他第一次※自主规制※,在※自主规制※之后他倒在地上,筋疲力尽。

我还没满足呢。我是说,※自主规制※wwww衣服连一件都没脱下wwww

于是我拉起他的手臂,放在我※自主规制※,要求他※自主规制※。

 

625: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:46:18.73 ID:BeDcEal20

He tried to take off my clothes, alright, but got stuck trying to unhook my bra.

I could have unhooked it for him, but… Sorry, guys, CanBadge just came home. Give me a minute.

他试着※自主规制※我的※自主规制※,但是在解开※自主规制※时卡住了。

我可以替他解开,但是…

抱歉大家,稍微等一下,小徽章进门了。

 

635: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:49:26.61 ID:AIYGgWugO

Welcome back, CanBadge!!!!

I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re very moewww

欢迎回来,小徽章!!!!

想告诉你我觉得你非常萌wwww

 

626: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:47:01.86 ID:w56uvgNf0

Ain’t this a nice birthday surprise!

这是个绝赞的生日惊喜!

 

634: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:48:55.55 ID:n905XTd90

Can’t wait to see CanBadge’s reaction to this threadwwwwwwwww

不知道小徽章看到这个串作何反应wwwwwww

 

646: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:52:52.00 ID:BeDcEal20

This thread ends here.

Thank you very much.

这个串的内容到此结束,非常感谢。

 

648: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:54:14.31 ID:BeDcEal20

Sorry, guys, don’t mind >>646. I’ll make sure to write it to the end. Just give me a little longer.

对不起,大家,别在意>>646。

再给我点时间,我肯定会把这段写完的。

注意,>>646和>>648的ID完全一致,也就是说…

 

649: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:55:03.69 ID:dAeDfnhP0

>>646

Hey, CanBadge.

>>646

你好呀,小徽章。

 

657: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:55:59.88 ID:k4LLVlsjO

Yeah, I bet it’s CanBadgewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

我打赌那绝对是小徽章。

 

652: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:55:07.97 ID:k4LLVlsjO

Why?

She’s not finished with her story yet!

结束?为什么?

故事还没讲完呢!

 

663: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:58:28.21 ID:BeDcEal20

Sorry, VIPPERs, it’ll take just a little longer. Could you guys post “Happy birthday, CanBadgewwwwww” for him? Because he’s kinda sulking right now. Please.

对不起大家,再稍微等等。小徽章有点生气,

大家能回复下“生日快乐,小徽章wwwwwwww”祝福他吗?拜托了。

 

664: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:58:53.87 ID:yQuvugHG0

Happy birthday, CanBadge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

665: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:08.38 ID:cun0KkSM0

Happy birthday, CanBadge!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!

 

666: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:13.90 ID:e5mkHoo7O

Happy birthday, CanBadge!

生日快乐,小徽章!

 

667: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:20.39 ID:JNijOFMO0

Happy Birthday, CanBadge!!!! You better treasure your wife!!!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!!!你最好珍惜>>1!!!!

 

668: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:21.16 ID:Xk9Eym8u0

Happy bday, CanBadgewwwww

生日快乐,小徽章wwwww

 

670: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:38.72 ID:n905XTd90

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANBADGE!!!!!!!!!!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!!!!!!!!!!

 

671: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:42.52 ID:AysjJ4NJ0

Happy Birthday!

生日快乐!

Please forgive 1 for making this thread.

不要对>>1写下这个串生气啦。

 

672: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:50.35 ID:m5DeOVPrO

Happy birthday!!!!!You damn masochist!!!!!!!!

生日快乐!!!!!你这个受!!!!!

 

674: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:54.23 ID:uM5QM7lj0

Happy birthday, CanBadge! Congratulations on your marriage too!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!新婚快乐!!

 

676: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:55.95 ID:/iw7ksyOO

Happy 29th birthday, CanBadge!!

You’re a fucking star on VIPwwww

29岁生日快乐,小徽章!!

VIP版的闪亮之星wwww

 

677: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 23:59:56.80 ID:dAeDfnhP0

Happy birthday, CanBadge.

生日快乐,小徽章。

 

678: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:00:27.37 ID:DSwD9ddKO

Happy Birthday, CanBadge!!

生日快乐,小徽章!!

 

679: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:00:31.58 ID:dST6xi950

Happy birthday, CanBadge☆

生日快乐,小徽章☆

 

680: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:00:31.86 ID:jD8103hN0

         __ィ_'"  ̄ ̄ `丶、 
      ,. ‐ "-‐: . : . : . : . : . : .、: . : .ヽ 
     //: . : . : . : . : . : . :ト、: . |: . : .: .ヽ 
    / , ' /: . : . : . : |: . : . : |__! \|: . |: . : .', 
   /: . : /: . : . : .l: . :.|: . :|':´ト;.| `ヽ|: .:|- 、:..| 
  /:/: ./:.. : . : .:,r|''': .|l: . |: .lr、r‐_.、!; .ト、ヽ、`> 
  /イ: . l: | . : . :.' .ト,..L,|ヽ|`ノ ゙ {ビリj` ::|ヽ_\〉\ 
  ! |: .|: |: . : . _,、l{ f托` .   ゙ニ´ !:..|/フ∠ニ=二,フ、 
   l: ハ.|_,、 '´ |ハ:´ ゞ'゙      ::::::::|: .|_,、 -‐ア´    \ 
   ヾ `   /|: .',:::::  ´      |: .|: . : . :ヽ_f⌒ヽ  \    Happy Birthday!! 
       _ム:|: .:ト、    "'    /: ..|: .ヽ: . :.|      ̄ ̄ 
        / __|: .|:|:.>..、    / |: .:|: . :ヽ: . \ 
        '´   |: .||: . l: . |:`¬´  ,.|: .:ト、_;、-─ 、 
          |: .|: . l: ._|,:/ 〉 /ィ: . 〉//    ヽ 
          |: .L、- 7‐-、   // |: .//,. -‐ ´    i 
        、-‐|: .|  ||‐-、 `// /;ン'´    /   | 
       / ヽ l|: .:|  ||   /'´ /'      /     | 
        /    |: . | ||  / /i: ヽ  , ´       | 
      /   |`|l: . | |' ´ ̄ \|: . :〕_/_    __  } 
   /   / `丶;ト _|      〉: ./  ̄ `ヽく´_    ,..イ 
   ゙、   |    r‐| |!    / |: .|    ノハ⌒`!'´:. :.:| 
    \  ヽ    人|    | ト:/        /: . : . : | 

不知道这个字符画是谁的,罚你回开头重新补起wwwwww

 

687: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:01:13.42 ID:ay3Wzdly0

>>680

Thanks, my waifu.

>>680

谢谢你,老婆。

 

691: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:01:46.50 ID:reQRfcp3O

If this ends up on one of those summary blogs, CanBadge’s first time will be publicly exposed forever for everyone to read, huh……

要是这个串最后变得有名四处传播,小徽章的第一次就成为大家公开阅览的场景了。这样的话…

 

696: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:02:31.93 ID:NCV/BYHE0

It’s already the 3rd now, but still happy birthday, CanBadge.

Thanks for the wonderful story.

虽然已经是第三遍了,小徽章,生日快乐!

这么棒的故事真是谢谢了。

 

700: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:03:40.39 ID:reQRfcp3O

CanBadge, are you reading the thread?

Happy Birthday!!!!!!

小徽章,你在看吗?

生日快乐!!!!

 

703: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:04:00.86 ID:IU3exAI8O

Happy Birthday, CanBadge―――――!!!!!!

生日快乐,小徽章―――――!!!!

You better treat >>1 well!!

你最好对>>1好点!!!

 

704: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:04:20.59 ID:o1xrwRT10

Happy birthday, CanBadge!

生日快乐,小徽章!!!!

 

705: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:04:54.96 ID:/vNQRnFQ0

Happy birthday, CanBadge!!!

Everyone here loves youwwwwwwwwwww

生日快乐,小徽章!!!!

我们爱你wwwwwwwwwww

 

706: 1 ◆CxhulaZgBg : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:05:45.36 ID:ay3Wzdly0

Thanks, everyone!!!!!

>>687 will probably be CanBadge’s last post in this thread. Besides, I’m your waifu, you idiot!wwwwwww

I’ll write the rest now while he’s taking a bath.

谢谢大家!!!

>>687应该是小徽章最后的回复了。而且,我才是你老婆,你个笨蛋!wwww

现在他去洗澡了,让我们把故事讲完吧。

 

712: VIPPER : 2008/02/03(Sun) 00:08:19.04 ID:DI/0WoAS0

>>706

Jealous much at >>680?wwwwwwww

嫉妒小琳了?wwwwww

 


 

喵呜啪呜喵喵呜啪呜啪喵呜噗…

翻译君…以后…再也不翻H了…刺激…太强烈了…

 

 

上一章 目录 下一章

 

没看够?点击查看更多中短篇故事长篇故事


↓喜欢我们的文章请您与朋友分享


涸欢

本文作者:

xuechengtao@gmail.com我要投稿

------------------------------------看趣闻需要你的帮助,详情------------------------------------

相关文章:

Comments
已有 17 条评论 新浪微博
  1. at

    还好能看懂英文2333这对笨蛋情侣笑死人了啦

    6月3日 16:26来自移动端 回复
  2. CeramicJR

    还好是英文我在行啊,我的驾车理论不足以脑补各种交规(′ロ`)

    5月22日 18:47来自移动端 回复
  3. 三木目

    這篇沒有要翻了嗎QQ

    5月22日 01:24 回复
  4. 哈哈自主規制的地方偷偷跑去看原文了~
    (是個大色女真不好意思ヘ(≧▽≦ヘ)♪

    話說原po即使聞到味道(笑)也含下去真的是真愛啊~

    4月5日 12:41来自移动端 回复
  5. 被妹妹甩了的样子的家伙

    这次的封印对我无效呐233~少女艹了死宅啊哈哈还顺带S一把→_→

    4月1日 23:47来自移动端 回复
  6. CupcakeWOW

    這對太閃
    雖然男的有點窩囊
    可是卻沒有討厭的感覺
    宅宅情侶真好呢~~~~

    4月1日 23:03 回复
  7. WHY

    老子的外语终于有用武之地了哈哈哈哈
    翻译君好羞涩啊,一些不算过激的内容也规制了
    为何gave me goosebumps也要规制,这个词难道有其他含义……

    4月1日 22:53来自移动端1 回复
    • 涸欢

      查了一下草稿,这里对应的词是欲火焚身。太糟糕了啦!

      4月2日 02:10来自iPhone 回复
  8. 约束之地

    这个2个男的?

    4月1日 20:15 回复
  9. 英文原贴在哪里 我去啃英文版进度

    4月1日 19:33来自新浪微博 回复
  10. kuri

    琳酱~

    4月1日 17:56来自移动端 回复
  11. 这和谐看得好累啊…

    4月1日 13:37来自新浪微博 回复
    • 涸欢

      是你太老司机啦~
      应该是一边觉得害羞一边忍不住往下读,心里是粉色泡泡的妄想,在床上扑腾着双脚这种阅读方式嘛~

      4月2日 02:13来自iPhone 回复
  12. azr

    第一次觉得学习英文是如此可爱

    4月1日 12:25来自移动端 回复
  13. azure

    ;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵.咚

    4月1日 12:22 回复
  14. Devilsarms

    哈哈哈哈不是全都自主规制了吗233

    4月1日 11:08来自iPhone 回复
  15. lu

    ;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵.咚

    4月1日 09:45 回复
返回顶部