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『中篇故事・2ch』闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(四)

时间: 2017-3-6 分类: 闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗? 作者: 涸欢

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闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(四)

I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story?

2ch原串:「暇だから、過去の恋愛話でも聞いてくれないか」

 

BGM:

“已成瘾的刻骨 戒不掉 熄不灭

逃不掉的白夜 该远离 还依恋

天空 将思与念 都分解

渗透进全世界 海角天边”

 

洛天依 乐正绫 -《白夜梦》 by 阿良良木健 叶秋池 et al.

 


 

在二十一岁的年纪,我第一次真正爱上某个人,也第一次把自己的心摔得粉碎。

“我绝对不会忘记这件事的!”

“他刚找了个女朋友。”

如果我问了…如果我开口了,有些东西就再没有机会挽回了。

 

231: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:30:31.46 ID:BeDcEal20

Soon, it was already the second half of December.

In other words, Christmas was all around.

I was planning on shutting myself in my room and trolling the couples board in 2ch at firstwwwwww, but I was invited to dinner by friends and decided to have a dinner party with three single female friends instead.

很快就到了白色相簿的季节十二月的下旬,圣诞节近在咫尺。

我准备宅在房间里,在2ch上诅咒情侣们来度过这天wwww

不过拗不过朋友的邀请,最后决定和另外三个单身的女孩一起聚餐。

 

It was that week.

I saw a woman who seemed to be CanBadge’s girlfriend. In Akihabara.

I thought “Let’s see if she really looks like Nerinewwwww” and took a peek, but I was shocked when I caught a glimpse of her face. There was no way I could beat her. orz

就在圣诞节那一周。

在秋叶原的街道上,我撞见小徽章和某个女孩聊得有说有笑。

有些好奇,我倒要看看她是不是真长得像小琳wwww

第一眼瞥到脸的时候我就愣住了。是那种我一辈子也比不上的类型orz

 

I don’t care very much about looks, so I wouldn’t know, but she was seriously pretty. And she was walking next to CanBadge for some reason.

I went through all manga-like coincidences like “Is she his mother? His older sister? Younger sister?”, but no matter how you looked at it, they weren’t blood-related. No, she had to be his girlfriend. I didn’t know for sure, but she had to be his girlfriend.

她和小徽章在街上并肩步行。

我不是那么在意外貌的女孩,但她真的非常非常可爱。

霎时脑海里闪过了各种漫画的情节。是他的母亲?姐姐吧?要不是妹妹?

可是,不管怎么看,他们交谈的方式都不像亲人。

不,没法否认了,她就是小徽章的女友。虽然不能肯定,但八九不离十了。

 

236: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:36:39.16 ID:BeDcEal20

Next thing I did was run around everywhere in Akihabara looking for the Prez.

I suddenly felt like telling the Prez what happened and how I felt. Even now, I don’t really understand why it had to be the Prez.

下一刻,我就开始在秋叶原里横冲直撞地奔跑起来。

从没有过这么急切地想要和总统见面。我想告诉他发生的一切。

就算现在回忆起来,我仍不明白为什么一定得告诉总统。

 

I looked for him in K-BOOKS, Messe Sanoh, Tora no Ana, Melon Books, everywhere, but he wasn’t there. I thought “Where the hell is that guy!?” and got slowly pissed at him, but I still proceeded to search every nook and cranny of Akihabarawwwwwwwwww So creepywwwwwww

我跑过K-BOOKS,跑过Messe Sanoh,跑过Tora no Ana,跑过Melon Books。所有能想到的地方都找了一遍。

这家伙究竟躲在哪儿?

尽管放弃的念头涌了上来,我还是坚持跑遍了所有的商店和街角。真是累人wwwww

 

Unable to find him in the end, I swore to myself I’d ask him for his number the next time I saw him, so I could summon him whenever I needed him.

最后还是没见到他。

我暗自发誓下次一定要跟他交换号码。这样就能在需要他的时候随时召唤他了。

 

The Prez and I had somehow become pretty close buddies. He didn’t seem to think of me as a woman anywaywwwwww Our tastes and hobbies weren’t compatible at all eitherwwwwww Kinda like how Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy fans don’t get along.

这段时间以来,我和总统已经变成了要好的朋友。虽然他没把我当作女生看待wwwww

不过他的ACG口味我没法接受wwww就像《勇者斗恶龙》和《最终幻想》的粉丝那样整天斗着嘴。

 

Maybe that was why I could talk to him about all kinds of otaku-unrelated things. Kinda like a surrogate father? Though I guess calling him father would be rude to himwwwwww

He also knew that I was in love with CanBadge. In short, he was the only person I could ask for advice about CanBadge.

也正因如此,我们毫无顾忌地谈论着彼此的现实生活。

某种意义上我把他当成了教父?好吧虽然叫他爸爸一定很失礼wwwwww

他知道我暗恋小徽章。他也是我唯一能聊这件事的伙伴。

 

238: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:39:04.99 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

>>1 Huh, and here I thought you and the Prez didn’t get alongw

>>1之前还以为你们相处得很糟糕呢w

 

240: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:46:30.11 ID:BeDcEal20

To be honest, somewhere in my mind, I still couldn’t believe CanBadge had a girlfriend.

Even though he had started dressing a bit more fashionable, he was still an otaku. It can’t be easy, even for handsome guys, to get a girlfriend as pretty as that woman.

But then again, CanBadge is a really nice guy.

坦率来说,潜意识里某处,我是不相信小徽章能找到女朋友的。

就算开始打扮了,他全身上下宅宅的氛围还很浓重。

而且,就算是高帅富,找到那么可爱的女友都不是件容易事。

 

“Mission Section Chief Hitoshi Tadano said a man that lets a woman pay isn’t a man!”

he said whenever we’d eaten out and stood at the register. We only went to cheap restaurants though because he was always broke.

“让女孩付账单的男人不算男人 by 特命系长·只野仁!”

我又记起每次在收银台小徽章都会说的这句话,虽然我们去的多是便宜的小餐厅。(因为他的钱包时常见底www

 

As I don’t like having others pay for my meal and didn’t want it to become a rule, I offered him my share every time, but he never accepted it.

Then he’d say “Okay, buy me a manga volume then. Then we’re even.” CanBadge can be so cute sometimes.

我不喜欢每顿饭都被男孩子请。

但即便我抢着付账,小徽章也会把钱硬塞给我。

“真没办法。这么坚持的话,给我买本漫画,我们就两清了。”

说那话的小徽章还真是可爱。

 

CanBadge is a nice guy. A really nice guy. Suddenly, him getting himself a pretty girlfriend didn’t seem all that unlikely anymore.

小徽章人真的很好。真的很好。

这么一想,他能找到那么漂亮的女朋友也不算不可能。

 

Even so, she might be deceiving him. Or toying with him. I was more worried about thatwwwwww And the Prez seemed worried about the same thingwwwwww

When I told the Prez I’d seen CanBadge with a girl in Akihabara, he said

慢着,要是那个女孩只是在骗他呢?或者把他当作玩偶呢?

这点反而更令人担心www总统的看法也和我一模一样wwww

我告诉总统小徽章和女孩在街上漫步的时候,他说道:

 

“Let’s try tailing him the next time we see him.”

with a look on his face like a worried parent.

“下次再遇到的时候我们就跟踪他。”

根本是个担心孩子安全的家长。

 

241: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:46:56.09 ID:DMEuIL23O

This is starting to look more and more like I win the bet. I’m the guy who predicted a Prez end.

有预感这场打赌我要赢了。我是全押总统的那个。

 

245: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:55:12.14 ID:UL7lEtPoO

CanBack can’t be a bad guy if he likes Mission Section Chief Hitoshi Tadanow

我不相信!喜欢只野仁的没有坏人w

 

252: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:03:55.80 ID:BeDcEal20

Soon, the Prez and I started dating.

CanBadge will marry that pretty woman sometime this year.

The end.

很快,总统和我开始交往。

小徽章和那个漂亮的女孩结婚了。

故事到此结局。可喜可贺。可喜可贺。

 


 

Except that’s not what happened.

才不可能啦!

 

255: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:06:00.40 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

>>252

Hey, don’t scare me like thatwwwww

>>252

你个坏心眼!别吓我好嘛wwwww

 

252: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:03:55.80 ID:BeDcEal20

The next time I saw CanBadge was just before Christmas.

CanBadge seemed very restless that day and kept going “Oh boy, oh boy…” no matter what I said.

My guess was that he was nervous about spending Christmas with a girl for the first time in his life.

再见到小徽章已经是圣诞节的前一天了。

他看上去一脸焦躁不安,嘴里不停念着“天哪…天哪”。

他是因为第一次要和女孩子一起过圣诞节,才会这么紧张吧。

 

I didn’t want to hear him talk about his girlfriend, but at the same time, I wanted to help him out as a friend and asked him if he’s looking forward to Christmas.

我不想听他炫耀女友有多么漂亮;

但要是他在烦恼怎么过圣诞节,作为朋友的我也该伸出援手吧?

 

“Did you already buy a present for your girlfriend, CanBadge?”

“你给女友买过圣诞礼物了吗,小徽章?”

 

“WHAT!!!”

“什么!!”

 

I thought to myself, “What are you acting so surprised for?wwwwww”, but he seemed to be in a big hurry for some reason.

“Maybe keeping his girlfriend a secret from me is his way of showing consideration.” is what I thought.

Since I had given up all hope after seeing the gorgeous woman I was up against, I’d decided to support him in every way I could. (Or so it says in my diary.)

还演得这么惊讶!大家都已经知道你的小秘密了好嘛!

不过,不想让我知道他交到了女友,也算是一种体贴吧。

在见到那个漂亮的女孩之后,我就彻底放弃了。所以现在反倒能作为朋友,全力支持他的恋情。(至少日记里是这么写的。

 

253: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:05:17.83 ID:e0/pwhYs0

I found this thread about three minutes ago and have been reading everything from >>1 on, but there’s one thing that’s bothering me.

Is this really a love story?

>>1三分钟之前点进来读到现在,有件事一直在困扰着我。

这真是个恋爱故事吗?

 

260: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:13:11.05 ID:BeDcEal20

>>253

You’re right, the thread title is a bit misleading. Maybe I should’ve made it “Eroge woman and otaku man fall in love.”

>>253

你说得对,标题可能起得有点误导。

也许应该用“恋爱中的宅男宅女”。

翻译君定下来的轻小说标题是“关于爱哭的傲娇宅女我喜欢上同样傲娇的秋叶原宅男的恋爱故事会甜死站上所有参加单身贵族运动的家伙这件事”。

 

I didn’t want him to hide it anymore. I just wanted to congratulate him on his first girlfriend. And he might even get to lose his virginity soonwwwwwwww

没必要在我面前装下去了吧,小徽章。

我还想祝贺你终于交到女朋友了呢wwww甚至都快要脱处了吧wwwww

 

“I know about it already, CanBadgewwwww Did you at least reserve a table at a restaurant on Christmas Day?”

“别瞒了,我早就知道了。”

“你至少给她预定了烛光晚餐吧?”

 

“No, I haven’t!!”

“不,我没有!!”

 

I thought, “Why is he acting so stiff?wwww”. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention something by the way.

When Gabrin thought my name was Sayuki, it seems he thought I was CanBadge’s girlfriend.

他这么死不承认干嘛?wwww

顺便一提,加布林在问我是不是叫Sayuki的时候,似乎是把我当成小徽章的女朋友了。

 

According to Gabrin, CanBadge said “Guys, guyswwwwwwwww I got myself a girlfriendwwwwwwwww Sorry, guyswwwwwwwwwww”, when he was out drinking with his friends. They were happy for him and congratulated him on it, but he got all shy suddenly and said “No, never mind…” in return. As usual, CanBadge can’t take it when people are nice to him.

加布林还告诉我,当时在聚会上,小徽章兴高采烈地宣布:“大家wwwww我找到女朋友了wwwww抱歉啦wwwww”。

大家都纷纷祝福,他却突然害羞起来。朋友们真心向他表达感情时,他反而不知道怎么应对。

 

They kept asking him about her name and he kept saying it’s a secret until he finally gave in and said “Sayuki.”.

他们一直追问女孩的名字,小徽章扭扭捏捏地坚持说这是个秘密。

迫不得已才低下头,从牙缝里挤出极小声的几个字“Sayuki”。

 

Which reminds me, seeing how Gabrin thought I was CanBadge’s girlfriend, I guess he must have had completely forgotten about mewwwwwwww

话说回来,加布林竟然以为我是小徽章的女朋友。他真是一点都不记得我了,明明知道我叫什么的wwww

 

“What about a present? Any girl would be happy about a Christmas present.”

“那送她礼物怎么样?”

“女孩子收到圣诞礼物总会很开心的。”

 

CanBadge seemed depressed all of a sudden and let his head hang down.

小徽章突然泄了气,双手也垂在身旁。

 

261: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:17:40.09 ID:BeDcEal20

I had no idea what his problem was and said “CanBadge?”, but he just kept sighing. Still clueless, I thought I’d quickly change the topic to something else.

怎么回事?我轻轻地叫了声“小徽章?”

他开始叹气。

虽然依旧不明所以,但我觉得应该岔开话题。

 

“Well, I’m having a dinner party with a few friends.”

“对了,有几个朋友邀请我一起聚会,我就答应了。”

 

“When?”

“什么时候?”

 

“On Christmas Day. It’ll be an all-women dinner partywwwwwww But I’m still looking forward to seeing them again after such a long time.”

“圣诞节晚上。是个只有女孩的聚会wwwwww哇好久没见面还有点想念她们呢。”

 

CanBadge’s jaw dropped to the ground.

His face seemed to be saying “Eh?”.

He asked me “Didn’t you know!?”.

小徽章惊讶得下巴都要掉在地上了。

带着一脸不可置信的表情,他朝我喊叫起来“你不知道吗!?”

 

“Know what?”

“知道什么?”

 

“Oh come on…”

“你还问知道什么…”

 

He started scratching his head and sat down on the ground. All the while whispering “I can do it, I can do it…”wwwwwwww

他使劲地抓着头发,一屁股坐到了地上。

嘴里的碎语几不可闻:“我能做到…我能做到…”wwwwwww

 

262: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:18:43.24 ID:Ym1bwlHJ0

Is this going… where I think it’s going…

是那个吗…是那个我一直在想的展开吗…

 

268: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:20:11.46 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

The time has finally come!

要来啦!

 

271: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:21:22.42 ID:IuIgaYEJO

You can’t stop at the most interesting partwww

Or is it to hide your embarrassment?

>>1可别在最有趣的地方停下来啊www

或许你只是在掩饰害羞吧www

 

274: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:23:50.05 ID:BeDcEal20

That was the first time I noticed that the can badges on CanBadge’s tote bag were gone.

I was like “Ah, no can badges.”.

Just when I was thinking that, CanBadge stood up. “OH COME ON!”, he shouted half-pissed.

我第一次注意到,他手提袋上的那些角色徽章不见了。

啊,小徽章的角色徽章不见了呢。

胡思乱想间,小徽章重新站起身来。

他向我半吼了出来:

 

“Couples spend Christmas together, don’t they!!? It’s common sense!!!”

“你不知道情侣们一起过圣诞的吗!!??这不是常识吗!!!”

 

275: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:24:47.62 ID:LEzdlGrnO

COMEBAAAAAACK!!!!!!

来啦来啦来啦来啦!!!!!!

 

276: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:25:01.97 ID:DMEuIL23O

What a roundabout way to put itwwwwwww

Stop beating around the bush, CanBitchwwwww

这弯子绕得可真委婉wwwww

别再闪躲啦,小傲娇wwww

 

277: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:25:12.36 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHwwwwww

I can’t stop grinningwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊wwwww

笑容停不下来啦wwwwwwwwww

 

278: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:25:25.14 ID:dkv8++7rO

Oh fuckwww

CanBadge was a tsundere all along!

小徽章就(–哔)是个傲娇!

 

280: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:26:40.50 ID:BeDcEal20

I felt like using a shocked smiley, but I wasn’t on 2ch.

I was completely flabbergasted.

Like “Wha-!?”.

Like “What is this guy talking about?”.

我有点想回复个懵到笑出来的表情,可惜不是在2ch上。

我真的是目瞪口呆。

“什–”

“这家伙在说些什么鬼?”

 

“Who’s a couple with whom?”

“你说,谁和谁是情侣?”

 

“You and me.”

“你,和,我。”

 

“What about Nerine?”

“那小琳呢?”

 

“Huh?”

“什么?”

 

“…no, I mean, your girlfriend.”

“…不…我是说,你的女朋友。”

 

“…is here.”

“…她就在这儿。”

 

“Where?”

“在哪儿?”

 

“Right in front of me.”

“就在我面前。”

 

It was pitch black, but I bet CanBadge’s face was red as a tomato.

Not because he was embarrassed. Because he was excited. I, on the other hand, was irritated as hell.

公园里的灯光再暗,我也能分辨出来,小徽章的脸像熟透的番茄一样,快要滴出汁来。

不是尴尬,而是因为激动。

另一边的我因为莫名其妙而恼火。

 

I thought to myself, “Pardon me? You trying to say I’m your girlfriend? But you got that pretty Nerine of yours, don’t you?wwwwww”.

你在说什么啊?我是你女朋友?

不是都有那么漂亮的小琳了吗?wwwww

 

281: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:26:40.44 ID:8FpAP9Wj0

Wait…… This can’t be……

等一下…这难道是…

 

282: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:26:52.45 ID:IuIgaYEJO

Why is CanBadge so cute?

小徽章怎么这么萌!!??

 

284: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:28:13.60 ID:dkv8++7rO

Oh boywww Okaywww

I’m sitting here with one huge creepy smile on my face.

如果现在照镜子的话,我脸上的笑容一定超恶的www

 

285: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:28:14.90 ID:M9uC2fyt0

Okay, everyone, prepare your AA’s!

所有人!所有人听好!火把就位!火把就位!

 

286: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:28:25.49 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

I’m relieved because it went just like I had expectedw

真是我猜到的这种展开w太赞了w

 

288: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:29:22.10 ID:BeDcEal20

“You and I, we aren’t a couple, are we?”

“我们没在交往吧?”

 

When I said that, CanBadge shouted “HUUUH!?” in a strange voicewwwwwww

听到我这么说,小徽章叫出了声,这声调可真奇怪。

 

“We… aren’t a couple? You and I.”

“我们…我们没在交往?我们俩没在交往?”

 

This time, CanBadge was flabbergasted.

I was still flabbergasted, so there we were, both flabbergasted.

这下他也目瞪口呆了。

我还没缓过来,所以我们算是目瞪口呆的二人组。

 

289: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:30:00.54 ID:M9uC2fyt0

>>288

So cutewww So fucking cutewwwww

太可爱了wwww小徽章真(–哔)可爱wwww

 

293: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:32:18.80 ID:BeDcEal20

“What’s with that woman that was with you!?”

“那个和你在一起的女孩是谁?”

 

“Eh?”

“哪个啊?”

 

“I saw you walking next to each other!!!”

“我明明看到你们在街上散步!!!”

 

“Huh…”

“那个…”

 

“Then, who’s Sayuki!?”

“还有,Sayuki又是谁!?”

 

“Ah.”

“这个…”

 

“What made you think we’re already a couple!?”

I had way too many things I wanted to ask him. And I think I asked quite a few of them at once.

“你从哪儿得出我们在交往这个结论的!?”

我连珠炮般吐出了不少疑问。但还远远不够,有太多弄不懂的地方想问他了。

 

I have to get to the end before 8pm. I’ll try to write faster.

后面要稍微加快点速度,我得在晚上八点前结束。

 

296: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:33:42.78 ID:cASi4V3qO

Can’t contain my grin anymore.

笑实在是憋不住了www

 

292: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:31:09.84 ID:IuIgaYEJO

CanBadge seems to think you become a couple the moment a woman confesses her love to you.

可能在小徽章的印象里,女孩表白的那刻起他们就是情侣了。

 

297: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:33:52.86 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

>>292

Virgin guys who have never dated anyone before tend to get stupid ideas like that.

I can totally see why CanBadge would think thatw

>>292

未经人事的男孩子就是会有这种奇怪的想法。

我完全能明白小徽章为什么会这么想wwww

等一下这位读者你是不是暴露了什么?等一下(;゚д゚)翻译君好像也暴露了www

 

299: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:34:57.26 ID:BeDcEal20

After a barrage of questions, CanBadge went back to being flabbergasted. I remembered how you should never ask CanBadge too many questions at once and decided to ask only one question at a time.

这一连串的问题把他难住了。

好吧。我们一个一个来。

 

“Okay, why did you think we were a couple?”

“首先,你为什么觉得我们在交往?”

 

“Because… you said you love me.”

“是…是你先表白的…”

 

“But you turned me down!!”

“但你明明拒绝我了啊!!”

 

“I did not!! I told you I won’t forget it!!”

“我没有!!我告诉过你我绝对不会忘记这件事的!!”

 

“No one would take that as a YES!!!!!”

“谁会把这种回答当作接受啊!!!”

 

is what I thought, and shouted too.

All the people in the park, quite a few at that, looked in our directionwwwwww

公园里的游客们,人数还不少,都朝我们的方向投来视线wwwwww

 

302: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:35:24.99 ID:DMEuIL23O

So you got a date with CanBadge at 8pm today, huh?

你说要在八点前结束,其实是跟小徽章有约对吧?

 

304: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:35:59.55 ID:dkv8++7rO

Oh boywww I’m grinning so hard right nowwww

噢不行www笑得喘不过气来了wwww

 

305: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:36:09.53 ID:M9uC2fyt0

I don’t know when to use my AA because Canbadge keeps beating around the bushwwww

要是这个傲娇一直这么闪闪躲躲的,火把该往哪儿扔呢?

 

306: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:36:34.40 ID:eDVRxafC0

Is the punchline that CanBadge is lying next to you right now…?

喂…难道说小徽章现在就在你肩旁坐着吗?

 

307: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:38:14.39 ID:BeDcEal20

“Then what about her!? That woman you were walking around with!!!”

“好,”

“那个女孩又是怎么回事?你们在秋叶原街上聊得那么开心!!!”

 

“Huh? When was that?”

“什么时候的事?”

 

Don’t make it sound like you walk around with girls all the time!!!!!

这回答就像你每天换着不同的女孩在秋叶原散步一样!!!!!

 

“That pretty, gyaru-like woman who seemed a bit older than you!”

“比你年长一点点,很漂亮那个的绿茶!!”

 

“Uh…”

“呃…”

 

“Who was that?”

“她是谁?”

 

“So you saw her?”

“你还看见她了?”

 

“Yes, I did. And I know you don’t have any sisters, CanBadge.”

“对,我看见了。”

“别想骗我,小徽章。我知道你没有姐妹。”

 

“……”

“……”

 

“Who was she?”

“她到底是谁?”

 

“……”

“……”

 

He went silent for a long time.

For a very long time, while fidgeting aroundwwwww

But I thought it doesn’t help to keep going “Come on! Answer me!” at times like this and waited patiently.

他沉默了挺久,手指不安地上下摩擦。

“说啊!你倒是回答啊!” 这样发脾气也没有好处。所以我耐心地等着他的答案。

 

313: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:40:52.67 ID:IuIgaYEJO

The important question is “Why did 1 decide to start this thread today?”.

我觉得更重要的问题是,

为什么>>1决定在今天写下这个故事?

 

314: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:41:55.07 ID:cASi4V3qO

I was expecting a bad end because 1 said she doesn’t know CanBadge’s age in >>127.

被>>1骗到了。

她在>>127里说不知道小徽章的年龄,我差点以为是坏结局。

 

315: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:42:52.48 ID:gnIeuXjn0

I can’t contain my grin and excitement any longerwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

兴奋兴奋兴奋wwwwww

笑容止不住wwwww

 

316: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:43:34.80 ID:BeDcEal20

“…it was an acquaintance of the Prez. A h-hostess.”

“…就是个总统的熟人。夜…夜店的女孩。”

 

A hostess!?

夜店女孩!?

 

“You go to hostess bars?”

“I don’t! I don’t even want to! I couldn’t even if I wanted to!”

“Why were you walking around with a hostess then?”

“Because… Christmas…”

“What does it have to do with Christmas?”

“I didn’t know anything about spending Christmas together with a girl and the Prez said we should ask a real professional at love matters.”

“你还去了夜店?”

“不!我没有!我根本不想去!想去也不敢进去!”

“那,那个女孩是怎么回事?”

“因为…因为是圣诞节…”

“这跟圣诞节有什么关系?”

“我不知道该怎么和女孩子一起过圣诞节。总统说我该向恋爱熟手学学经验。”

 

In other words, the Prez knew about it all.

I wanted to ask “Why didn’t he tell me!?wwwwww”, but I was too exhausted to do anything.

Judging from CanBadge’s personality, I’m pretty sure he said the truth when he said he never went to a hostess bar. But even if he did go, I wouldn’t mind. More than anything else, I was glad he wasn’t getting deceived.

也就是说,总统什么都知道。

我想打电话质问他“你为什么不告诉我!!”但我已经累到快发不出声了。

按小徽章的性格,他说没去过夜店应该不是撒谎。不过就算他去了,我也不会介意。

好吧,小徽章不是被女孩骗到真是太好了。

 

318: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:45:06.52 ID:DMEuIL23O

I can’t believe it…

竟然是这样…

 

319: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:45:27.44 ID:dkv8++7rO

Wha-(;・`д・´)What did you say!?

你-(;・`д・´)你说什么?

 

321: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:46:52.12 ID:eDVRxafC0

The Prezwwwwww is a mean fatherwwwwwwww

总统真是的wwwww真是个严厉的父亲wwwww

 

323: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:47:53.45 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

The Prez knew?

To me, it seemed like the Prez didn’t want >>1 to end up with CanBadge…

But to think he even paid a hostess to help him outwwww What an unpredictable guywwwwwww

总统早就知道?

我还以为总统不想>>1和小徽章交往…

但是考虑到他甚至花钱请夜店女孩教小徽章怎么和>>1过圣诞wwww

这家伙…行为无法预料wwwww

 

324: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:49:28.14 ID:BeDcEal20

“Then, who’s Sayuki?”

“好,那Sayuki又是谁?”

 

“Gabrin…”

“加布林…”

 

“Yeah, I know, I got the name from Gabrin. Who is she?”

“对,我知道。加布林告诉我这个名字的。”

“她是谁?”

 

He wouldn’t answer, so I asked him again. He finally said he used the name Sayuki because he thought it wouldn’t be right to tell them my real name.

他没回话,所以我又问了一遍。他总算承认,

“不想把你的名字告诉朋友们,所以就用了假名。”

 

“But why Sayuki!?wwwwww”

“但为什么要用Sayuki!?”

 

Remember when I said I was addicted to the eroge “Night Shift Nurses” a few posts back? To be precise, it was “Night Shift Nurses 2″.

There’s a character called Tezuka Sayuki in the game. And well, she happens to be the character CanBadge and I both found the most moe.

还记得我之前说沉迷于《夜勤病栋》吗?严格说来,那是《夜勤病栋 贰》。

里面有个叫Sayuki的角色。正好,小徽章和我都觉得她是游戏里最萌的角色。

 

“I had a hard time coming up with a name on the spot, but then I remembered how we talked about Night Shift Nurses a few days before that…”

“那时候被他们逼问得脑子很乱,想不到什么名字。”

“然后记起我们那时候正好聊到夜勤病栋。”

 

And that’s why he decided to use the name Sayuki.

这就是Sayuki这个名字出现的原因了。

 

326: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:50:39.22 ID:DMEuIL23O

So Night Shift Nurses was foreshadowing?wwwwwww

就连夜勤病栋也是伏笔?wwwwww

 

331: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:54:51.35 ID:BeDcEal20

My legs were shaking and I couldn’t stand anymore.

I don’t remember much of what happened afterwards either.

What I do remember is how my legs couldn’t carry me anymore and I sank down. CanBadge tried to support me, but couldn’t and got buried under mewwwwww I remember thinking to myself how physically weak he iswwwww

我的小腿开始抽筋,再也站不稳了。

之后的事只留下模糊的印象。

失去支撑的我摔在地上。小徽章想扶我起来,结果还被埋在了我下面wwwww真是手无缚鸡之力wwww

 

And that’s how we officially started dating.

I’m running out of time, so let me summarize it in a few sentences.

Yesterday, CanBadge and I had our marriage registered. It’s a very early marriage, but we didn’t have much choice for CanBadge’s family reasons.

And today happens to be CanBadge’s birthday. He told me he’d be back by 8pm. I want us to have a small celebration then.

That’s why I kept saying I have to be finished before 8pm. It’s also why I had dinner so early.

这就是我们正式交往的故事。

有点赶不及了,所以让我长话短说。

昨天我们去登记了结婚。

今天又正好是小徽章的生日。他说八点钟到家,我们计划有个小小的庆祝会。

所以我一定得在8点前结束。

 

Just when I was writing this post, CanBadge sent me an e-mail.

Apparently, I still have some time until he’s back, but I’m at the end of my story anyway. Sorry I had to write everything in a hurry in the endwwwwwww

就在刚刚,小徽章发了短信过来。

他回来之前还有几分钟,但是故事就到这儿了。抱歉,结尾写得这么匆忙wwwwww

 

332: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:55:40.74 ID:7FHWXsEn0

EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH???!!!1111!!!

呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃呃???!!!

 

333: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:55:46.93 ID:IuIgaYEJO

Whoawwww

The game would have a Prez end and a Gabrin end too, right? What a great game.

哇这游戏真是太棒了!

我们还有总统线和加布林线没走呢,对吧?

 

Also, I’m for adding more lover’s quarrel scenes.

顺便一提,我要求加入更多傲娇情侣吵架的场景。

 

335: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:56:11.89 ID:DMEuIL23O

You guyswwww already marriedwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Congratzwwwwww

你们都结婚啦wwwwwwwwwwwwww

恭喜恭喜!wwwwww

 

336: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:56:48.85 ID:62qX3NsQO

Thanks for the story!

And congratulations on your marriage!

>>1谢谢你的故事!

新婚快乐!

 

340: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 19:57:27.09 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

I wanna experience a love like this toowwwwwww

>>1 CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

我也想谈一场这样的恋爱wwwwww

>>1祝福你们!

 


你们猜后面几章都是什么内容?\doge

From >>1:张嘴吃狗粮啦!

 

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  1. 一个会和你一起愉快玩黄油的老婆[哆啦A梦吃惊][拜拜]

    3月20日 11:54来自新浪微博 回复
  2. ri ngo

    kukukukuku~

    3月8日 00:14来自iPhone 回复
  3. CupcakeWOW

    這表白場景真是看得我會心一笑[t笑眼]
    傲嬌屬性表露無遺[t笑眼]
    接下來就是放閃時間了[doge]

    3月7日 23:511 回复
  4. 謝謝~看完原文不久就能看到翻譯真是感動~
    接下來就是甜甜甜齁死人啦☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆☆*:.。.

    3月7日 17:57来自移动端 回复
    • 涸欢

      下面是傲娇情侣的闪光后日谈~敬请期待

      3月8日 09:582 回复
  5. 被妹妹甩了的样子的家伙

    这草泥马地什么鬼……我不懂你们死宅了啦!无耻!下作!可恶!谁允许你们领证啦!杂修!本王同意了吗?……嗨呀!好气呀!

    3月7日 01:22来自移动端1 回复
  6. Adagio

    嗝—翻译辛苦了。gyaru系就是辣妹系,感觉翻译成绿茶不太合适。sayuki是夜勤2里的手冢咲雪,金发麻花辫眼镜娘,但我觉得野上凉华更可爱。这个故事满满的时代感啊。

    3月6日 21:55来自iPhone1 回复
    • 涸欢

      多谢指正~
      翻译时的考虑时突出女主“见到那个漂亮的女孩之后,我就彻底放弃了。现在反倒能作为朋友,全力支持他的恋情”和后面反客为主,把所有的账一条不落地翻出来的傲娇反差萌。所以翻gyaru的时候加了一点对那个女孩的反感/竞争意识和诋毁的感觉进去。
      说实话,这篇翻得有点赶,措辞上没能做到尽善尽美;不过确实想尽快把这个展开带给大家~
      最后,A大你玩gal的吗?Σ(゚д゚;)

      3月7日 02:58 回复
  7. crmxm

    我就猜到是这个结局。。
    然后252的分割线前面不多空几行么[t滑稽]

    3月6日 20:50 回复
  8. kuri

    汪汪汪[doge]

    3月6日 20:24 回复
  9. ppp

    就这样结束了还领证了……这口狗粮我吃

    3月6日 18:53来自移动端 回复
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