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Reddit:糟糕的约会经历(三)

时间: 2017-2-27 分类: 奇葩事迹 作者: Enterprise

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引用元:https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xd222/i_date_online_i_went_to_a_girls_house_for_the/


 

Reddit:糟糕的约会经历(三)

 

Reddit:糟糕的约会经历(三)

 

[–]IAmProcrastinating

 

I got trapped on a date once too.

我曾有次在约会时被困住了

 

I met her on OKCupid, She looked really cool – Dyed short hair, fashion photographer, older than me (30 to my 20) We send some messages and have a first date, without red flags. She seems to have the the attention span of a goldfish and tells me she has chronic lyme disease.

我和她在OKCupid认识。她看起来不错,有着染了的短发,是个时尚的摄影师,比我大(她30我20)。我们之间短信交流了一下然后就开始了第一次约会,看起来没什么危险的,但她的注意力涣散,和金鱼差不多,她还说她还有慢性风湿病。

 

2nd date – I get invited to her house to watch a documentary about lime disease. Lots of things happen – it turns out that she is actually a red flags wholesaler and I’m on the warehouse tour. When I try to leave at midnight, she has a panic attack and somehow guilt trips me into staying. I agree to stay, hoping the night will come to a natural ending. It doesn’t. and when I try to leave again, another panic attack. She abuses some painkillers in front of me, and then tries to give me trinkets for about an hour.

第二次约会,我被邀请去她家去看关于风湿病的纪录片。中间发生了很多事,结果却发现她是一个十分危险的人,而我却则对那些危险视而不见。当我打算在午夜离开的时候,她突然恐惧症发作(一个表现为极度焦虑恐惧的心理疾病,我个人认识一个有类似轻微症状的人,第一次看真的会被吓到),罪恶感促使我留下。我希望那夜可以安稳度过,然而并没有,当我再度试着离开时,她症状再次发作,她在我面前吃了一堆止痛药,然后花了一小时强塞给我一堆廉价首饰。

 

A couple other shitty things happen, and then I manage to leave the house around noon the next day (another panic attack, but this time I was determined) and drive home. I had gotten about 20 minutes of sleep total. Started crying while driving and had to pull over into a park to call some friends who talked me through it.

之后又发生了一些糟糕的事,我试着在第二天中午离开(她又做了同样的事,但我这次下定决心了),开车回家。期间我大概只睡了20分钟,在开车的时候就开始哭了,于是停在公园边,打电话跟一些朋友讲这件事。

 

I can go into more detail if people are interested. The moral of the story is – have an escape route from dates and use it if you stop having fun. If I’d have had to wait on her to drive me home, that woulda been fucking terrible.

如果有人有兴趣的话我可以讲的更详细。我从这件事里学到了在约会的时候一定要有一个逃跑计划,这样如果事情不再那么有趣的时候就可以用了。如果我还得等她送我回去的话,那真的太TM糟糕了。

 

[–]IAmProcrastinating

 

I met this woman in a suburb of DC. If you’ve had a date with someone who might be the same person, let me know – I’d be interested in sharing stories. Anyway, to paint a better picture of her, she had really short, brightly colored hair and was about 5’5″ (I think) and curvy. I was hanging out with her at her house because she was on her period and apparently that meant she couldn’t leave the house due to pain.

我和这个女人在华盛顿郊区遇到,如果有人遇到过同样的人的话,告诉我,我希望你能分享你的故事。总之讲的更清楚点,她有着亮色短卷发,中分(大概)。我和她在她家里玩,因为她大姨妈来了,由于疼痛,她没办法离开家。

Reddit:糟糕的约会经历(三)

发型大概是没刘海的枫姐,虽然不是很想拿她和枫姐比。

 

Oh which crazy parts should I tell you about? She basically was incredibly manipulative and was somehow able to get me to agree to basically anything with weird mind games. Whenever I said anything she didn’t like (such as expressing a desire to go home or that I had recieved enough trinkets) she would question what I meant and reform it to what she had wanted me to have said. That or have a panic attack.

我该说她有哪些疯狂的地方呢?她控制别人的能力十分强,可以通过一些奇怪的心理游戏让我遵从于她。一旦我说了什么她不喜欢的话(比如说想要回家或是拿够了那些廉价饰品)她会问我什么意思然后将回答曲解成她想听到的,又或者是恐惧症发作。

 

I found myself to be quiet around her, I’ve since learned that this is a huge warning sign from myself. If I’m quiet for long periods of time, it usually means that I’m really uncomfortable speaking or mentally checked out. Here it was because whenever I’d say anything, she would twist it.

在她边上的时候我会保持安静,我知道这是我身体发出的警告。如果我沉默许久,这意味着我感到非常不舒服或者是在精神上已经崩坏了。因为不管我说什么,她都会将它歪曲。

She was incredibly particular about the light level. I had to try all the different possibilities of lamps for her once she decided the light was wrong.

她对光线非常敏感。一旦她觉得光线不行,我就得不断尝试调整台灯亮度

 

She was OBSESSED with her FUCKING pandora station. After her first panic attack had stopped me from leaving and we started making out, she kept interrupting everything so she could correct her pandora station. I didn’t even like the music, but didn’t dare tell her.

她对Pandora电台十分痴迷。(一个可以免费在线听音乐的网站)在她的第一次症状发作阻止我离开后我们就开始亲热,但她总是停下来去调音乐。我根本不喜欢那些音乐,但我不敢讲。

 

So yeah, after her first panic attack, I get coerced into staying, and we start making out. It gets hot and heavy on the couch, and we decide to move to her room (she lived with her parents at 30REDFLAG)

没错,在她症状第一次发作后,我被强制留下。之后开始亲热。我们在沙发上气氛变得越来越火热,所以我们决定到她房间里。(她三十岁还和她父母住在一起 危险信号

Her room is filthy and covered in trash/clutter except for the bed REDFLAG. She tells me she is moving around, so whatever. I’m to far into this thing anyway to turn back at a messy room.

她的房间很脏,除了床上以外到处都是垃圾危险信号。她告诉我到别处去。随便,总之这对我冲击太大了,已经没办法回头再去看那个脏乱的房间了。

 

(Gross thing coming up!)

(恶心的东西来了!)

 

She then took some pain relieving patches she had for some medical problem or other and began to chew them. She warned me she could get totally arrested for this! She sucked on the patches and apparently got the rest of the medicine from them. It was really gross. After this, she suddenly got a lot of energy. Remember, this whole time we were kind of making out and she was fiddling with her pandora station.

她拿了些因病而得到止痛贴出来,然后放在嘴里嚼。她警告我她完全可以因此被捕。她吸着这些止痛贴,明显是为了把上面剩下的吸掉。这真的很恶心。之后,她突然变得精力旺盛起来。要知道我们一直都在亲热,而且她一直在摆弄她的音乐。

 

So she gets a lot of energy and goes into the other room (a storage room also filled with crap) and is telling me all about her other exes and the people she has photographed etc. She gives me a shiny jacket, some specialty soaps, postcards, and probably something else.

所以她变得很有精神,去了另一个房间(储藏室里也是堆满了垃圾),她一直跟我讲她的那些前任和她拍的这些人之类的。她给了我一件闪亮的夹克一些特制肥皂,明信片还有些其他东西。

 

I tell her that that’s enough stuff (I kinda wanted to go back to making out), and she got really mad at me. This was a terrible date!!

我跟她讲这些够了(我有点想继续亲热了),她就变得十分生气。这真是个糟糕的约会。

 

Anyway, we go back to making out – and she revealed to me that she has herpes. I tell her that I don’t want to have sex then, and she basically says this “I think that it’s really cool that you are making your own choices about your sexuality and it’s totally within your rights to say no it’s just that it wasn’t a big deal for anyone else and no one else seemed to care and i just feel like you are making a big deal about this and it isn’t even a big deal.”

总之,我们继续亲热,然后她给我看她长的包疹。(多半是长在私处)我告诉她我现在不想啪啪啪,之后她大概说的是“我觉得你自己可以决定做不做,你也有权利说不。这对别人来说不是什么大不了的,没有人会在乎。我觉得你的把这件无关紧要的事看太重了。”

 

Then after I reiterated that I didn’t want to sleep with her, she told me “Don’t you think it’s like so intimate to eat someone out when they are on their period (remember she was on her period) Isn’t it just the most intimate and beautiful thing” and I said “Yeah, I suppose so, but I don’t feel like eating you out right now” and she JUMPED down my throat for having the AUDACITY to even suggest that she would DO that with me. She also kept whispering “Fuck Me” in my ear, even after I told her no. It is kinda a miracle that i got out of there with as little sex as I did.

我再次重申我不想和她啪啪啪,她跟我说

[你不觉得在生理期的时候吃人家下面更可以说明关系的亲密吗?(要知道她大姨妈来了)这难道不是最为美丽的一件事吗?]

[是….是吧,但我现在还不想吃你下面。]

她粗暴地打断了我,她的大胆到甚至暗示她会强上我。同时她在我耳边不停私语:“操我。”我拒绝了她。我能在和她发生过一点关系的情况下还能出来真的是个奇迹。

 

So the sex we did have – she tricked me into taking off my underwear (we were just in our underwear at this point). She had a collection of fancy underwear and offered to let me try a pair on. I was eager too (my gender identity is genderqueer, though I am male bodied – I wear all sorts of clothes) Anyway, once I took off my underwear, she POUNCED on my Dick and started to suck it. Looking back on it, she definitely didn’t ask my consent for this. Anyway, I let her keep going, and made appreciative noises (she was pretty good at it).

我的确和她做了,她脱掉我的内裤来挑逗我(那时我们只穿了内衣)。她有着各种新奇的内衣收藏,她还拿了一条给我件给我。我也很想穿(其实我喜欢女装,虽然我是男儿身,但我也经常穿这些衣服)genderqueer具体说是不把自己归类为单纯的男性或是女性,可以说是第三性别,有别于futa,伪娘或是人妖,总之很复杂,我在这里也很难解释,想打开新世界的大门的同学可以自行维基。所以说这个时候病娇酱递过来的是女士内衣总之,当我脱下内裤后,她突然抓住我的下面开始吃。回想起来,她绝对没有征询我的意见。我就这么让她继续,她同时发出了非常色情的声音。(她真的非常擅长这个)一股水龙敬的味道

 

After about a minute of blowjob, she sat up and started to tell me about how she was sexually abused in the other room in this house. I asked if this was the best time to talk about this, and she blew up at me again.

大概咬了一分钟后,她站了起来谈起她是如何在另一个房间以一个M的方式被疼♀爱的。我问道现在适合谈论这个吗,她就又开始帮我咬了。

 

I’m getting tired of typing out all the different innocuous things she got angry at me about, but I can suffice it to say that I learned A LOT about manipulative and controlling personalities and behavior patterns that day, and since then have been much better at avoiding them. I spent a sleepless, emotionally tiring and terrible night and left with all my lil trinket gifts in the morning. I broke down crying while driving home, and called 3 friends who talked me through it and told me that I didn’t have to follow through with my promise to see her again. Thank god I didn’t!

我已经不想再写这些我令她生气的鸡毛蒜皮的事了,但我足以说我那天学到了很多控制他人的方式,而且我也更加懂得如何避免这些。我和那些首饰礼物度过了一个伤神糟糕的无眠夜。在回家的路上我忍不住了,大哭起来,叫了三个朋友从头到尾讲了这件事,他们说我不必遵守那些还会见她的承诺。谢天谢地我没有。

 

I listed her in my phone as “Emotionally abusive $name” and never heard from her again.

我在电话簿里把她备注为精神虐待狂,之后再也没有听说过她。

 

I’m on one hand, I’m a little ashamed that I let this go on as long as I did, and that I didn’t just jut out of there at the first signs of trouble. On the other hand, I feel like she took advantage of my forgiving and flexible nature and manipulated me into being basically exactly what she wanted and none of what I actually was. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE

一方面,我对我就这么让事态发展感到羞耻,而且我没有在事情变得麻烦的时候离开。另一方面,我觉得她利用了我宽容来诱导我做她希望的事,而不是我本来想的。幸亏给摆脱了。

 

PS One more thing that she did that I forgot. She told me she had had sex with over 100 people, and I had only had sex with about a dozen. She then asked if that made me jealous. When I said no, she pressed me on it, and said “What, doesn’t that make you a little jealous? I saw it in your face, you were jelous when I told you! Doesn’t it make you feel a little good when your partner is jealous?” etc etc. I refused to budge on the jealousy issue.She basically tried to change my answer to be what she wanted. Also from that and other things, I could tell that she really really wanted attention, and her behaviors were her way of getting it.

Ps 还有一件事我忘了。她告诉我她和超过100个人做过,而我只有十来个。她问我是不是会嫉妒。当我说的不的时候,她按着我问:“这会不会让你难受?”我拒绝对此妥协。她最后也放弃了。而且从其他的事情我也可以看出她真的真的非常想引起注意,而她的行为也正是如此。

PPS I hope someone reads this, as this thread is a little old!

Pss希望有人看到了,毕竟这个帖子时间比较长了。

 

[–]Gertiel

I know this was old, but thought I’d supply some useless information. Those pain patches were probably opiates. The patches are specifically to keep the release of the medication slow. Chewing on them makes it way faster and can result in an OD incredibly easily.

我知道已经时间比较久了,但我还是想提供一些无关紧要的信息。那些止痛贴应该是含有麻醉剂成分的。采用膏药的形式应该是为了让成分缓慢释放。拿来吃的话会加快这个过程,让磕high变得更加容易。

 

[–]thesimpletoncomplex

Please tell me we didn’t date the same person off the same site. Because your account of things reminds me of the person I dated from that site.

别告诉我我们约的是同一个人。因为你的东西让我想起了一个我在那个网站约过的人。

 

[–]IAmProcrastinating

I figured she’d have had other victims, I was kind of expecting her to show up in one of these stories. PM me and we’ll see if it’s the same person

>我觉得她底下还有其他受害者,我有点想看到她也出现在别人的故事里。私信我,让我们看看是不是同一个人。之后就没有回复了,所以结果也不得而知,但是考虑到她是一个这么鬼畜的人,有可能会是一个人

 


翻完后感觉与其说是病娇,倒不如说是鬼畜更贴切一点,男主没有被柴刀也是运气好。更新稍微拖晚了一点,最近事比较多。顺便许愿能抽到布姐。


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  1. 123

    现充的世界我不懂

    3月1日 09:15 回复
  2. 匿名

    这个病娇和想象的有点区别……

    2月28日 22:125 回复
  3. ppp

    这女人是表现欲强+强迫症吧,可怕。
    翻译也玩废狗啊,我也想抽到布姐,然而今天还是礼装go

    2月28日 09:30来自移动端 回复
  4. Cupcakewow

    喔喔!
    病嬌楓姐!
    想想就帶感!(誤
    不過這女人應該說是控制欲極強(?)
    就樓主的描述可以知道還沒到柴刀的程度
    不可估計樓主強烈反抗的話就GG了
    而且就她約過的次數來看,真正的目的恐怕還是排解病態般的壓力吧(?)

    2月27日 23:40来自移动端 回复
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