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『中篇故事・2ch』闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(三)

时间: 2017-3-3 分类: 闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗? 作者: 涸欢

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闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(三)

I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story?

2ch原串:「暇だから、過去の恋愛話でも聞いてくれないか」

 

BGM:

“或许 / 这已经是最好安排

用再多话语 / 只会让彼此看不见未来

最后 / 我用微笑将悲伤挟带

但你转身 / 为什么我就无法再忍耐

哭得像个小孩”

心華 -《Unrequited Love》 by 泡芙P yoyo帮尼 dav et al.

 


 

“谁需要三次元的女友这种东西?”

“这全都是他的错!我怎么会喜欢上他这样讨厌到极点的死宅!!!!”

“嗯,因为…”

“…因为我喜欢你?”

 

164: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:03:49.33 ID:BeDcEal20

Once I got home, I kept staring at my cell phone, waiting for a call or a message from CanBadge. There was none.

I even sent him an e-mail saying “Sorry I said something weird today!”. But there was still no call or e-mail the next day and the day after that.

到家后,我翻来覆去地摆弄着手机,期待着他会联系。

什么也没有,没有电话,没有信息。

我甚至还主动发了信息“今天说了奇怪的话,让你困扰了”。

石沉大海般杳无音信。

 

My confession had been turned down. It never stood a chance in the first place.

我的告白被拒绝了。

不如说,从最开始就没有希望。

 

I didn’t cry as much when I broke up with the guys I’d been dating until then. With them, I was like “Oh well, shit happens”. I wasn’t the type to get very attached anyway. Or so I thought.

I was shocked because I thought I was one of those cool indifferent people.

我以泪洗面,比哪一次分手都哭得更厉害。

记忆里,男友提出分手时,自己倒是沉默接受的场面居多。

一直以为自己性情淡漠,对感情看得极浅。这回才猛然惊觉,我也不过是万千普通女孩中的一员。

 

Although I feel a bit bad for my past boyfriends, it made me realize I’d never actually loved them.

In other words, it was the first time I really fell in love with someone.

这么说有点对不起前男友,不过,那时大概多是对新鲜感的着迷,称不上爱情。

 

I thought to myself, “So this is how it feels like to be in love with someone.”

Then I thought, “If I’d known how it feels like, I’d have preferred not to fall in love in the first placewwwwww”.

At the age of 21, I fell in love with someone for the first time and got my heart broken at the same time.

原来,恋爱里满满的都是痛苦和挣扎。

如果可以选择,我宁愿从最开始就不认识他。

在二十一岁的年纪,我第一次真正爱上某个人,也第一次把自己的心摔得粉碎。

 

I cried. I cried all night and drank alcohol I couldn’t stomach and cried again.

我的眼泪无法停止,夜里因为抽泣无法入眠;

我勉强给自己灌酒直到反胃,在洗手间吐得不省人事,然后再度流下泪水。

 

166: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:05:21.15 ID:o0jPvmjX0

>>164

Wait, this isn’t… the end,… is it?

>>164

这不是结局吧…?

 

168: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:08:43.80 ID:BeDcEal20

From where I live, the only way to get to Akihabara is to take the Hibiya subway line and get off at that station, so I did my best not to pass by the park.

But then again, I wanted to see CanBadge again because I still wanted us to stay friends.

It may seem contradictory, but I wanted to see him and not see him at the same time.

从家出发到秋叶原,仅有搭地铁这一条路。所以我开始刻意避开站前的公园。

但坦白说,我又很想再见到小徽章,希望还能和他做朋友。

想见他和不见他的想法同样强烈,两方矛盾的心情相持不下,互相胶着。

 

I hated him as much as I missed him.

我有多讨厌他,也就有多想念他。

 

Even though I avoided the park like a pest, I still caught myself looking for CanBadge in the stores in Akihabarawwww

我像小偷一样躲着记忆里见面和欢笑的地点。

但闲逛在秋叶原的商店,发现自己还是不自觉地在期许着什么。

 

Then, two weeks later, I guess, assuming the dates in my diary are correct… I met him again.

Not CanBadge though, it was the Prez.

And not in Akihabara, it was in Shibuya. I went into Starbucks and the Prez was there.

两周后,我们见面了。

但不是和小徽章,是和总统。

地点也不是秋叶原,是在涩谷。

我们在星巴克偶然撞见。

 

I was like “Oh shit!” and tried to take a seat quickly somewhere far from him, but I guess the Prez noticed me because he started waving to me, shouting “Ohhh!!” in a voice so loud that it resounded through the whole building.

刚想悄悄找个离他远点的座位,就被他注意到了。真是糟糕!

他向我使劲挥手,大声招呼,声音甚至在店里回响。

 

172: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:14:09.38 ID:BeDcEal20

Unable to just ignore him, I walked over to him with a really forced smile on my face.

I happened to be wearing clothes that were a bit showy on that day because of my job (I’m not in the night entertainment business thoughwwww), so the Prez and me sitting next to each other must have looked like a company president and a hostess on a datewwww

(I’d forgotten to mention that the Prez is actually the president of a company.)

这下可不能装作没看见了。我走过去,脸上勉强堆出笑容。

那天由于工作原因,衣着稍稍有点华丽(我不是在夜店工作啦wwww)。我和总统挨着坐在一起,不免引人猜测是对在约会的少爷小姐wwww

之前忘记提了,总统真的是某家大公司的“总统”。

 

I don’t remember much of our conversation, but I think all we talked about was something harmless like when we went to Akihabara last.

That is, until the Prez shouted “AHHHHHH!!” all of a sudden (man, this guy’s got a loud voice) and started glaring at me because he’d apparently remembered something.

对话的内容已经在记忆里褪色,但聊的肯定是些无关痛痒的话题,比如上次去秋叶原发生了什么云云。

直到总统突然惊觉,“啊”地叫了一声(这家伙嗓门真是有够大)。他肯定想起了那件我不愿提起的事,目不转睛地盯着我。

 

“You’ve fallen in love with our leader, haven’t you?”

“你暗恋我们头儿,对不对?”

 

I thought to myself, “CanBadge, you goddamn tattletale!!!!!!!”, but since there was no use in denying it anymore, I nodded honestly.

小徽章,你个大嘴巴!

就算否认也无济于事,我只得老实地点了点头。

 

174: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:20:01.63 ID:BeDcEal20

“You can’t make a move on him. We’re in a no-girlfriend league, y’know?wwwwww”

“But CanBadge said he’s not a member of such a league!”

“You’re lyingwwwww There’s no way our leader would say something like that, y’know?wwwww”

“你没办法跟他交往的。单身运动,你知道的wwwwww”

“但小徽章说没这回事!”

“别闹了wwww头儿怎么会说这种话呢,你知道的wwwww”

 

His “y’know” was pissing me off for some reason.

他说“你知道的wwwww”的语气太过轻佻,让我相当不舒服。

 

“The leader’s shut himself out.”

“Huh?”

“He says he’s too scared.”

“头儿把自己关起来了。”

“什么?”

“他说他很害怕。”

 

I got extremely worried wondering if he got some sort of sickness or something, but according to the Prez’ explanation, CanBadge totally panicked when I confessed my love to him and didn’t know what to do anymore.

He hadn’t shut himself in his room like one would think, however, but had shut himself out of Akihabara (I didn’t really get it either). The way I understood the Prez, CanBadge was scared of running into me in Akihabara because he wouldn’t know what to say to me.

我起初还担心小徽章会不会生病或是怎么了。

但总统随后解释道,小徽章因为我的告白乱了手脚,茫然无措。

他不是像我以为的那样,把自己关在房间里;相反,是把自己关在秋叶原的外面。

总统的表达太过跳跃,我完全跟不上。就能听懂的部分来说,小徽章害怕在秋叶原遇见我,不知道该在我面前摆出什么表情。

 

I wish I had an interpreter who translates the stuff the Prez says into Japanese so I could understand him.

真希望能有人把总统的话翻译成正常的日语让我明白。

 

176: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:25:49.32 ID:BeDcEal20

“We otaku don’t need any love relationships.”

the Prez said full of confidence.

↑ I bet, he thought it was a really cool thing to say when he said it, but nope, it wasn’t cool at all.

“我们阿宅不需要恋爱”,总统一脸自信地总结。

↑他大概以为这句话很酷。但这完全是中二病。

 

Anyways, having heard why CanBadge was avoiding me, I figured I ought to try contacting him one more time.

But fearing that he might not reply if I sent an e-mail, I decided to give him a call instead.

He hung up as soon as he noticed it was me though.

知道小徽章在躲着我之后,我决定最后再联系他一次。

发消息的话他不一定会回复,于是我拨了电话。

但他刚注意到来电显示就掐断了。

 

I thought to myself, “How dare he avoid me in such an obvious way!!?”, but then figured anyone would be perplexed if your friend confessed their love to you all of a sudden.

这也太过分了吧!!?

不过我还是试图冷静情绪。如果朋友毫无征兆地向我表白,我心里大概也会是一团乱麻的吧。

 

Two weeks had passed since my confession. Even though my wounds were still deep, I’d calmed down enough to be able to think about it a bit more calmly.

告白事件之后过去了两周。

尽管伤口依旧灼热地疼痛,但我处理这件事时已经能稍微理性点了。

 

So I sent CanBadge a mail that went like “I’m going to Akihabara this week. Shall we go to that maid cafe again? It’ll be on me too since you paid the bill last time.”.

If he didn’t reply, then that would be fine too. But I guess I was really hoping he’d reply.

我给小徽章发了消息:

“周末我会去秋叶原。能在女仆咖啡见面吗?上次你付了账单,这次轮到我请客了。”

就算他不回信也没有关系,我也会过去等着。

但心里某处还是盼望回音的吧。

 

175: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:21:25.34 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

The Prez is such a nasty characterw

总统真是个糟糕的角色ww

 

178: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:32:20.88 ID:BeDcEal20

Reading >>175 made me remember something. The people I’ve met in Akihabara all have their own very distinct and unique character for some reason.

They all call each other by nicknames and some even described themselves as tsundere themselves. (Though I guess tsundere aren’t that unique.)

You could take the Prez & his crew and directly turn them into manga characters. That’s how interesting and comical their personalities are. I wonder if it’s only a thing in Akihabara.

>>175:

在秋叶原遇到的这些家伙都有着相当鲜明的个性。

他们互相叫着昵称,还有的自称傲娇(好吧傲娇其实是大众属性

你甚至能把总统他们和漫画角色一一对应上。这种有趣的事也只会在秋叶原发生了。

 

On the following Friday, I got an e-mail in the evening. From an unknown address. I was like “Who the hell?” at first, but it was one of CanBadge’s friends. I remembered how we once exchanged addresses when I borrowed a game from him. I was like “Ahh, it’s that guy…”.

The e-mail was just a one-liner.

周五晚上我收到了消息。

是不认识的人发来的。起先我一头雾水,但后来隐约记起了这个号码。

那恐怕是小徽章的朋友,我们分享游戏的时候交换过号码。

信息只有一行。

 

“CanBadge can’t come.”

is all it said.

只有一句话。

“小徽章明天去不了。”

 

As you can probably imagine, I snapped.

I was like “I got it already! I’m sorry I said I love you! I’m very sorry, but why do you have to go this far to avoid me!?

If you’re gonna turn me down, at least do it yourself! The hell are you using your friend for!?

And how dare you tell the Prez about my confession!!!??”. All the anger I’d bottled up inside me until then suddenly burst out and I felt like shouting “AAAAHHHHH!!!”.

你们大概能猜到,我发飙了。

还不够吗!说喜欢你真是对不起了啊!真是十分抱歉,但躲我到这种程度也太不可理喻了吧!

要拒绝我的话自己来啊!让朋友回短信算什么东西!还把这件事告诉总统!!!??

体内积蓄了几个星期的怒火都在一瞬间爆发。

 

I guess, you’d normally think “What a coward!” and stop liking him, but I didn’t.

Instead, I wrote to CanBadge “We gotta talk. You better fucking come.” and went to sleep, still irritated as hell.

真是个懦夫!我对你失望透了!<-你们大概以为故事会这样结局吧,但并没有。

相反,我给小徽章回了消息。

“我们需要谈谈。你(–哔)最好给老娘过来。”

然后丢下手机,憋着一肚子气上床睡觉。

 

192: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:23:44.61 ID:IuIgaYEJO

Let’s try to guess what will happen next.

我们来预测下之后故事的发展。

 

1 and CanBadge meet again in Akihabara.

>>1和小徽章又在秋叶原见面了。

 

然后…然后…

 

…no idea what will happen after thatww

…根本猜不到www

 

199: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:41:33.92 ID:BeDcEal20

On the next day, a Saturday, I headed to Akihabara. I’d forgotten to tell him what time to meet, but since we usually met up at 4pm anyway, I thought why bother and just went there at about 4pm.

I was somehow relieved to see CanBadge in a corner of the park.

Feeling relieved and thinking “Yes! It’s CanBadge!!!wwww” at the same time, I’d cheered up in an instantwwww

第二天周六,我径直前往了秋叶原。我忘了约定见面的时间,于是依照以往的惯例–下午四点–前往公园。

在公园的角落看到他时,我当真松了口气。是小徽章!!!wwwww

精神稍稍振奋了一点。

 

I called out to CanBadge and he walked over to me with his eyes glued to the ground. He said “It’s been a while.” and went silent. Then he kept mumbling something incomprehensible to himself. There was something obviously wrong with himwwwww

Apparently, he’d spent the whole afternoon looking for me because he didn’t know what time I wanted to meet himwwwwww He should’ve just asked me in an e-mail thoughwwwww

我打了招呼,小徽章向我靠近,眼睛却死死盯着地面。

“有段时间没见了。”

接着是久久的沉默。他的嘴里还一直嘟囔着什么。

他看上去失魂落魄的wwww

很明显,因为不知道什么时候见面,整个下午他都在公园里等我wwwww明明可以发短信问我的wwwww

 

I had a whole bunch of things I wanted to tell him, but I figured I should apologize first.

脑海里闪过数不清想说的话,但我决定先道歉。

 

“Sorry I said something stupid and made you feel uncomfortable.”

“……”

“You can forget about what I said, okay?”

“I CAN!?”

“抱歉,之前说了些傻话,让你不开心了。”

“……”

“我们就当那件事没发生过,好吗?”

“当没发生过!!??”

 

shouted CanBadge loudly all of a sudden, even though he was acting all flustered moments before. What kind of reaction is that anyway?

一直惶恐着沉默着的小徽章,突然激动地喊出了声。

这是什么反应啦。

 

“I can forget about it!? You’re telling me to forget about it!?”

“让我当成没发生过!!??你告诉我就这么当成没发生过!?”

 

Wow, CanBadge, calm down.

喔,小徽章,冷静点。

 

He seemed quite frantic and I didn’t really understand what was making him panic that much.

他的样子有点发狂。

虽然我还没明白那句话怎么就戳中他了。

 

200: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:43:09.14 ID:BeDcEal20

“But I can’t forget about it just like that!!!”

I was getting yelled at by CanBadge who’d gotten really mad all of a sudden. “I think it wouldn’t be right to forget it!”, he said, breathing heavily through his nose.

“Ahh… Ahh… ……but maybe I should forget it after all?”

“怎么可能当成没发生过!!!”

我被情绪激动起来的小徽章吼了好几下。

“这绝对不是解决办法。”他沉重地喘着粗气。

“不…不…也许我确实该忘掉!?”

 

I felt like shouting “Make up your mind!!!” in my mind, but before I knew it, I’d actually shouted it out loud.

“你说话前想清楚可以吗!?”我也忍不住提高了分贝。

 

I still remember pretty clearly how our conversation went after that and I’d love to write it out, but I can’t because it was mostly CanBadge mumbling incomprehensible stuffwwwww

Let me post a summary instead:

我还清楚地记得后面发生了什么。不过大部分时间都是他莫名其妙地自言自语wwwww

把对话总结一下:

 

- Having been confessed to for the first time in his life, he didn’t know what to do anymore.

- He got scared because girls tell lies all the time and he doesn’t know how to date a girl anyway.

- Having never been in a relationship to start with, he didn’t know what to do anymore.

–人生中第一次被表白,手足无措。

–女孩总是满口谎言让人头疼,也不知道怎么和女孩约会。

–从没和女孩交往过,对应该怎么行动没有头绪。

 

That about sums it up.

就是这样。

不带你这么偷懒的!我要吃分量足足的无加工的狗粮!这样总结还剩下什么感情啦!

呼–抱歉,被这两傲娇吵架带偏了。继续,继续,讲故事继续。

 

202: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:43:47.64 ID:BeDcEal20

He seriously panicked and didn’t know what to do anymore. That’s basically the reason why he told the Prez about my confession and why he didn’t try to contact me at all.

Later, he apologized to me for everything.

因为慌张和茫然,他向总统寻求建议;也正因如此,他极力避免和我联系上。

最后,他为这一切向我道了歉。

 

“I was practically at the verge of death the past two weeks because you suddenly said you love me.”

he said.

“因为你突然表白,我这两周都在死亡线上徘徊。”

 

Why the hell would you die because someone confessed their feelings for you?wwwwwwww

哪有人因为表白要死要活的?wwwwwww

 

“I couldn’t ask for advice on 2ch either because I was scared that they’d just go ‘Yeah, right, in your dreamswwwwww’…”

“我也不敢在2ch上发帖。因为他们肯定会嘲讽我‘还告白呢wwww你小子就做梦吧wwwwww’。”

 

“wwwwww”

“wwwwww”

 

“…Also, I told you that there is no League of Voluntarily Single Gentlemen, but actually there is.”

“还有,我之前说那个单身运动是玩笑话,但其实是真的。”

 

So there is one!

还真有这鬼玩意儿!

 

“I lied back then.”

“我下意识撒谎了。”

 

“Why?”

“为什么?”

 

“I don’t know.”

“我不知道。”

 

As soon as he’d said that, he sat down and went silent.

CanBadge might have told me more about how he sufferedw, but this is about all I remember.

道出一切原委,他终于冷静了下来。

他可能还说了一些关于在死亡边缘徘徊的细节www,但我已经记不清了。

 

203: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:44:42.50 ID:BeDcEal20

As it turns out, he even asked his colleagues for advice.

Train Man was very popular back then and Akiba otaku were suddenly getting a lot of attention. His colleagues apparently told him “You sure she isn’t just pulling your leg or something?wwwww”.

实际上,他也跟伙伴们聊过。

那时候电车男的故事正流行,秋叶原宅宅们的恋爱一下子饱受关注。

不过伙伴们的回答都很直接,“你确定她不是逗你玩?”

 

Anyways, I apologized for making him worry so much, asked him to stay friends with me just like we were before the whole confession thing and then went home.

When he said “I won’t forget it after all!” at the end, I knew he was back to the usual CanBadge.

我也对唐突的表白让他困扰这点道了歉,希望能继续做朋友。

我们就此踏上归程。

他转过头,看着我的眼睛,抛下一句“我绝对不会忘记这件事的!”

我很开心,这才是平常的小徽章嘛。

 

Oh yeah, I remembered something about the first time we met. CanBadge called out to me on that day because he thought that Gabrin was chatting me up and that he could use the opportunity to talk to a girl.

对了,我们第一次见面的时候,小徽章是以为加布林在向我搭讪。

于是他主动凑了上来,积极加入对话。

 

I noticed he’s the kind of guy that’s extremely cheerful and easy to get along with at first, but pulls back as soon as you make a move on him.

That’s probably why he panicked so much when I confessed my feelings to him. I’m just guessing though.

可我渐渐注意到,小徽章表面上性格外向,相处随和。

但若真正想和他建立关系,却会被他本能地抗拒。

虽然只是猜测,但这样他为什么会对表白惊慌不已就解释得通了。

 

Then, about a month passed without anything noteworthy happeningwwww We’d gone back to our usual meeting-in-Akihabara-on-Saturdays-and-talking-in-that-park kind of relationship.

Even if it might take a while until I’d be able to fall in love again, I thought I’d somehow hang in there.

I’d almost given up on CanBadge too.

接下来的一个月转瞬即逝,什么波澜也没有。

我们又回到了以往的见面模式。每周六在秋叶原见面,在公园里聊天。

要我立刻重燃恋爱的热情还不现实,

但这份感情我会坚持下去。

 

Then came an extremely cold winter and with it the Winter Comiket.

One day, I ran into CanBadge at the Becker’s Burgers & Sandwiches in Akihabara. I walked right over to him because it was kinda unusual to meet him outside of that park.

异常寒冷的冬天悄然而至,当然还有Comiket。

某日,我在秋叶原的快餐店邂逅了小徽章。

在公园外的地方遇见他还真稀奇,我一边想着,一边从他身后靠过去。

 

When I tapped him on the shoulder, he started acting strangely and dropped the magazine he was reading.

It was that men’s fashion magazine called “MEN’S NON-NO”.

我轻轻把手拍在他的肩上,他却大惊失色,仓皇间把杂志摔在了地上。

那是本《潮流男士》。

 

204: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:45:46.25 ID:BeDcEal20

I thought to myself, “What the hell is he reading?”.

Just when I was thinking “It’s not like CanBadge to read a fashion magazine…”, he said “This is Gabrin’s magazine! He forgot it!”, as if trying to justify himself.

什么鬼!?他在读时尚杂志!?这还是我认识的小徽章吗?

在我发问之前,他就支支吾吾地开始辩解:“这…这是加布林的!他忘在这里了,我就是随手翻翻。”

 

Later, I found out that he was actually starting to get a little interested in fashion around that time.

He changed his hairstyle and the way he dressed too. He started wearing more fashionable clothes additionally to that one good suit of his.

与毫无说服力的说辞相反,那段时间他越来越注意穿着打扮。

他修了发型,开始搭配服饰,看上去越来越帅气。

 

“You’ve gotten kinda handsome lately, haven’t you, CanBadge?”

“Oh, come on. Isn’t it, like, normal for a guy?wwww”

“你最近有点帅,是不是,小徽章?”

“别取笑我了。现在至少…像个普通人吧wwww”

 

Normal guys don’t put can badges with anime characters on them on their tote bags.

普通人才不会在手提袋上别那么多角色徽章呢。

 

When I said “I like it. Keep it up!”, he smiled at me shyly. I was kinda happy.

“这样真不错。继续保持!”

他害羞地朝我露出笑容。那时的我从心底里高兴。

 

But that happiness didn’t last long as the Prez quickly brought me back down to earth again.

愉快的心情还未持续很久,总统就把我狠狠地摔回了地面上。

 

I ran into the Prez at the store I bought the Winter Comiket pamphlet from.

One thing led to another and we ended up having lunch together. I wanted to say no at first, but when the Prez said we’d go to a new maid cafe, I got curious and gave in.

我在买同人志的商店里凑巧碰见了总统,不知怎么就决定一起吃午饭了。

我本想拒绝,但总统提议了间新的女仆咖啡,一时没有忍住。

 

207: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:46:50.71 ID:BeDcEal20

“We expelled the leader.”

“头儿被我们除名了。”

 

the Prez suddenly said on the way to the cafe.

I asked, “Expelled from where?”, and he answered, “From our League of Voluntarily Single Gentlemen.”.

在去咖啡店的路上,总统突兀地谈起这件事来。

“从哪儿除名?”

“我们的单身运动。”

 

My heart skipped a beat.

心跳瞬时漏了一拍。

 

I was wondering if he’d changed his mind. Hoping he’d fallen in love with me or something.

Desperately trying to keep my lips from forming a wide smile, I asked him “Why?”.

那家伙终于不再犯傻了!机会来了!

我极力不让嘴角勾出微笑,问道“为什么?”

 

“Because he said he got himself a girlfriend.” he said.

总统的答案像石子投入湖水中一般,在我心里划出巨大的涟漪。

“他刚找个了女朋友。”

 

215: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:55:40.92 ID:BeDcEal20

I couldn’t believe that he’d went and gotten himself a girlfriend. I mean, he only turned me down because “Nerine is superior”. Though he didn’t really phrase it like thatwww

总统刚刚说了什么?小徽章找女朋友了?

他拒绝我不是因为小琳吗?(虽然没明说到这种地步www

 

I was like “He told me he doesn’t know how to date a girl, but now he’s dating one!? Why?”

All I could think was “Why? Why!?”. I think I had tears in my eyes when I asked the Prez “Are you sure about that?”www

几天前他还在跟我解释不明白怎么跟女孩子约会,现在却这么驾轻就熟!?

为什么?为什么!?

我的眼泪又止不住了。我带着哭腔向总统确认:“你真没弄错吗?”

 

“Of course. I heard it from the leader himself. He was like ‘Sorry, guyswwwww’.”

“我能肯定。”

“头儿亲口说的。当时语气还带着点调侃‘抱歉,伙伴们wwwwww’”。

 

I couldn’t stop wondering where the heck in Japan he was able to find a 3D version of Nerine.

I felt like I had understood why he was reading something fashionable like “MEN’S NON-NO”.

究竟是那里来的技术宅才能找到3D版的小琳!

突然间我明白了为什么小徽章一反常态地阅读起什么时装杂志来。

 

I was so shocked my mouth fell open.

I was speechless.

我震惊得合不拢嘴,半晌说不出话。

 

216: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 17:57:53.93 ID:DMEuIL23O

Pfffww What an irresponsible leaderwwwwww

噗ww真是个不负责任的头儿wwwww

 

217: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:01:48.45 ID:BeDcEal20

When I passed by the park on my way home, CanBadge was sitting there like always. Seeing how he seemed to be freezing in the cold, I couldn’t ignore him and said “Hey!” to him.

CanBadge seemed like his usual self, almost as if nothing had changed. I figured I’d just ask him about it.

回家时再次经过公园,小徽章一如既往地坐在那儿。他在朔风中抱紧双臂,身体瑟瑟发抖。小徽章看上去和平常差不多,像没事人一样。

我没办法就这么无视他。

我要和他确认女朋友的事情。

 

I felt like asking him,

“So, where did you find a Nerine?”.

比如,

“伙计,你在哪找到小琳的?”

 

But I couldn’t.

If I asked him… and he told me all about it, I figured I wouldn’t be able to recover from the shock. I wasn’t trying to avert my eyes from the truth or something, but I was just so scared of hearing the words “I got a girlfriend.” from his mouth.

但我问不出口。

如果我问了…如果我开口了,有些东西就再没机会挽回了。

我不是想逃避现实,只是害怕从他嘴里听到“我有女朋友了”这句话。

 

On an unrelated note, I was addicted to the eroge “Night Shift Nurses” back then.

顺便一提,那时候我着迷于《夜勤病栋》。

 

220: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:07:01.54 ID:8LRiFZnK0

Nightwww Shiftwww Nurseswww

夜wwww勤wwww病wwww栋wwww

 

219: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:06:28.74 ID:BeDcEal20

I’d completely spaced out. The Prez told me later I looked like my soul had been sucked out thenwwwww

On one hand, I was surprised, thinking “So he can fall in love with a 3D girl now!?”, but on the other hand, the hopelessly optimistic side of me couldn’t help but think “I might still have a chance then!”.

总统后来说,那天我就像灵魂脱壳了一样呆若木鸡。

一方面,我对小徽章感到惊讶,他现在能和三次元女孩恋爱了!?另一方面,我又忍不住心存侥幸,就算再渺茫,我也可能有机会!

 

When I once asked CanBadge what type of girl he likes, he said “A younger sister (not related by blood)”. I told him “No, I mean, in real life.” and he said “Then there is none.”.

以前我也询问过小徽章喜欢哪种女孩。

“没有血缘的妹妹。”

“我是说现实中,三次元。”

“全部否决。”

 

In any case, I still hadn’t obtained any information on CanBadge’s girlfriend when December came.

我试着打听更多关于他女朋友的消息,但所有努力都付诸东流。

 

230: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:27:58.26 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

Why do I feel like >>1 is the subject of a vast conspiracy?

感觉>>1各种纠结。

 

222: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:10:39.01 ID:BeDcEal20

The Christmas shopping season reminded me of something: I still hadn’t said thanks to Gabrin!

十二月悄然而至。

圣诞节前的购物季让我突然意识到,一直都没跟加布林道谢。

 

I know, it sure took longwwwww I decided to go to his store again with my little brother. Then I remembered how CanBadge had told me the store had moved to a different location, so I looked up the new address in the Internet.

But the address hadn’t changed.

这确实拖得太久了wwww我决定和弟弟一起去他的服装店看看。

小徽章好像跟我说过加布林的店面搬了地方,所以我事先在网上确认地址。

地址并没有变。

 

I was like “?????”, but figured they had to cancel the move for some reason. But I didn’t think much into it at that moment.

And so, my brother and I headed to the store on a holiday that week.

有点惊讶,不过他们大概取消了搬迁吧。这不重要。

前往商店的那天是个周末。

 

225: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:15:41.87 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

I don’t know why, but >>1 seems like a pathetic person…

不知道为什么,感觉>>1有点悲观…

 

224: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:12:31.20 ID:DMEuIL23O

Huh? Why do I feel like we’re heading to a happy ending…?

我猜快要有个美好的结局了…?

 

234: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:33:25.85 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

Seriously now…? Didn’t see that one coming!

你是认真的吗?根本看不到一点迹象。

 

226: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:18:09.56 ID:BeDcEal20

We entered the store and were immediately greeted by Gabrin.

I recognized him right away, but Gabrin made a face like “Who were you again?”. When I said “Err… business card… in Akihabara…”, he finally seemed to remember me.

刚跨进店面,加布林就迎上来打招呼。

我立刻认出了他,不过他似乎不太记得我了。在提醒他“打折卡…秋叶原”之类的细节后,他终于想了起来。

 

“Thanks for coming.”

“Don’t mention it.”

“欢迎光临。”

“谢谢。”

 

“You’re Sayuki, aren’t you?”

“What?”

“Huh!? Wasn’t your name Sayuki?”

“No, I’m XXX…”

“Huuuh?”

“你就是Sayuki吧www”

“什么?”

“啊?你的名字不是Sayuki吗?”

“不是。”

“什么?”这次轮到他惊讶了。

 

Gabrin then said “Oh well, take your time.” to my brother.

“抱歉”,加布林转向我弟弟,“逛得开心”。

 

227: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:21:50.76 ID:BeDcEal20

I had no idea who he’d mistaken me for, but I didn’t really care.

When I told him I’d heard that the store would get moved, he said that the move had been postponed to sometime next year and that they’d send flyers around with the new address then.

他应该是认错人了吧。

加布林还告诉我,店面的搬迁推迟到明年了,而且到时候会在周围发传单通知的。

 

Just when I was getting irritated at my little brother for taking too long with his shopping because I wanted to go home quickly and play a hentai game…

an e-mail from CanBadge arrived.

弟弟在店里逛了相当长的时间,就不能让我早点回家玩galgame嘛。

刚刚要不耐烦时,我收到了小徽章的信息。

 

It said something along the lines of “Are you at Gabrin’s place?”.

I replied “Yeah.”, but didn’t get any other e-mails from him after that. It was a bit strange since he normally doesn’t write any pointless e-mails.

Though I guess e-mails about anime are kinda pointless toowwww

大意是“你在加布林那儿吗?”

“是啊”,我回复道。但再没收到回信。

这有点奇怪,小徽章平常不会发这种没意义的短信。(虽然谈论动画的短信也没什么意义wwww

 

229: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:26:56.77 ID:DMEuIL23O

I think I smell a web of lies.

我闻到了谎言的味道。

从某种意义上说这预感没错。

 

232: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:30:48.20 ID:JuYlFARXO

There seem to be all kinds of foreshadowing…

到处都是伏笔…

 

235: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:35:21.83 ID:WCN0RYIS0

I guess >>1′s confession gave CanBadge the confidence to get himself a girlfriend……

I feel bad for >>1 now.

>>1的告白给了小徽章信心,然后这个人渣跑去找了女朋友……

>>1 拍拍头

 

237: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:37:30.88 ID:tqiqGy+XO

I don’t care how, I just want this to have a happy ending.

不管故事怎么发展,一定要有个好结局啊。

 

239: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 18:45:04.35 ID:pNQ7wlasO

When did all this happen?

When was Train Man again?

这是什么展开?

说好的电车男呢?

 


 

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  1. 由於停在關鍵點,我實在是等不及下個月了,
    所以跑去看原文討論串,真是意想不到啊0.0

    話說我好喜歡像女主這樣懂得反省自己、又堅毅地單戀喜歡的人的女孩子啊~(明明自己也是女的(笑

    3月4日 12:20来自移动端 回复
  2. CupcakeWOW

    宅男宅女的戀愛感覺真好啊~~~~

    3月4日 01:27 回复
  3. 123

    这就是青春的味道吗[doge]

    3月3日 23:39 回复
  4. kuri

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    3月3日 20:141 回复
    • 涸欢

      这个真不是我的锅 \捂眼睛

      3月4日 10:041 回复
  5. Devilsarms

    基本都能猜到到底要怎么发展了啦www

    3月3日 17:21来自iPhone 回复
    • 涸欢

      能猜对的话请你吃甜甜圈~

      3月4日 10:04 回复
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