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『中篇故事・2ch』闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(二)

时间: 2017-2-13 分类: 闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗? 作者: 涸欢

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语言:   大陆 港澳 台湾

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闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(二)

I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story?

2ch原串:「暇だから、過去の恋愛話でも聞いてくれないか」

 

BGM:

“太过习惯某个人的温度

原来依赖是一种包袱

想要去假装变得很自负

但是有时候还是会狼狈得一塌糊涂”

洛天依 -《没有资格幸福》 by 鸣樱 dav et al.

 


 

76: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:14:21.38 ID:BeDcEal20

You might be wondering about what I liked about CanBadge. He was always fooling around and frankly, he wasn’t very handsome eitherwww, but I loved that happy cheerful expression he got whenever he talked about something he liked.

我究竟喜欢他哪儿呢?他总是大家取乐的对象,长相也称不上帅气。

但他说起心仪的事来,满脸开心的表情对我有莫大的吸引力。

 

Sometimes he’d get carried away and go off the deep end though. But love sure is a scary thingwww Even the most cringeworthy guy in town turns into Mr. Perfect on a white horse as soon as you realize you love himwww

他也会得意忘形,有时候也乱发脾气。不过,恋爱就是没有道理可言wwww

一旦坠入爱河,就算对方再蠢再讨厌,也会变成眼里完美的白马王子www

 

Anyways, we decided to go shopping together in Akihabara that day.

So we headed to K-BOOKS to look for doujinshi. When I left the store and walked over to CanBadge who’d finished earlier and was waiting for me outside, I found him talking to his friends.

One thing I remember clearly is that one of his friends was a famous otaku I’d seen on TV once.

约好的那天我们一起去了秋叶原逛街。

我们在K-BOOKS翻看完同人志,小徽章先结了账在门口等我。走出商店门和他会合的时候,正好撞见了他的朋友们。

那群人中甚至还有个上过电视的狂热宅。

 

His friends saw me and greeted me in a very unfriendly manner.

It was as if they were trying to say “Go away, we don’t wanna have a woman near uswww”. Or maybe it was just me being paranoid.

他的朋友们发现了我,露骨地显示出很不友善的态度。

可能是我有点敏感,但他们的态度仿佛是说“女人从我们身边滚开,真是恶心死了www”。

 

Canbadge said “Give me a minute.”, so I waited a few steps behind him, while his friends were like “Who’s that?”.

“等一下,我去打个招呼”小徽章说。

我便站在稍远的地方等他。

 

“She’s a friend. Just a friendwww”

“You sure she’s not your girlfriend, leader?wwww”

“No way, she’s notwwww”

“那是谁啊?”

“朋友。只是朋友关系。”

“真不是女朋友吗,头儿?wwww”

“怎么可能啊,不是不是wwww”

 

is what they were saying IIRC.

如果没记错的话,对话大概是这样的。

 

77: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:15:37.14 ID:BeDcEal20

There I was, feeling left out and bored. Plus, they were talking about a game I liked, so I’d have loved to join them.

“He could have at least introduced me to them.”, I thought to myself.

接着,他们谈论起了我感兴趣的游戏。

我也想加入对话,却被排斥在他们的圈子之外。

小徽章为什么不向他们介绍我呢?

 

You know, I think, at that point, I was totally feeling like I’d already become CanBadge’s girlfriend or somethingwwww Even though I hadn’t even told him how I feel yetwwwwwwww Maybe it was because I was sure that I was the only woman CanBadge knowswwwwwww

那时我已经完全以小徽章的女朋友自居wwww虽然从没跟他说过wwww

毕竟女孩里也只有我会跟他做朋友嘛wwwwwww

 

But my overly great confidence was smashed to pieces only moments later.

不过几秒后,自我感觉太过良好的我就被打击了。

 

It was something one of his friends said.

“Who needs a 3D girlfriend anyway?wwwwww”

他的某个朋友起了头,

“谁需要三次元的女友这种东西?wwwwww”

 

78: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:16:10.46 ID:BeDcEal20

I was like “Eh!?” and looked over to CanBadge, but he was nodding his head in agreement.

“Yeah, I don’t need a 3D onewwwwww”

“什么?”我还没反应过来,但小徽章点了点头表示赞同。

“至少我不用wwwww”

 

“I want a 2D one”, CanBadge said with that bright smile on his face that I loved so much. He seemed to mean it.

“I want Nerine from Shuffle to be my girlfriend.”

“二次元的就够了”,他的脸上是我最喜欢的明亮笑容。

“《SHUFFLE!》里的小琳最棒了。”

附上照片…本篇里所有出现的ACG梗我都没有听过…

http://s2.narvii.com/image/6ixz2cfyihyel3wwiqlwetrymtkakuxo_hq.jpg

 

A 3DPD girl like me didn’t stand a chance.

我这样的三次元宅女根本没有机会。

 

But hey, it’s normal to say dumb stuff in front of your friends. He can’t be completely indifferent to 3D… is what I wanted to believe, so I asked him about it on the way home.

不过,也可能他是在朋友面前卖蠢啊,不,他肯定是在调侃。

心存一丝侥幸,在回家路上我问了他。

 

81: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:20:13.51 ID:BeDcEal20

“Were you serious when you said you’re not interested in 3D girls?wwww”

I tried to ask in a nonchalant way, but I bet you could hear the panic in my voicewwww

“你当真对三次元的女孩一点都不感兴趣?”wwwww

我尽可能让语气显得冷淡,声音却还是止不住发颤wwww

 

“Yeahwwww”

“当然是认真的www”

 

I was so shocked by his nonchalant answer that my mind went completely numb for a while.

他回答得如此随意。我的思绪一瞬间麻木。

 

83: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:23:18.50 ID:BeDcEal20

“Th-Then, then you’ve never had a girlfriend?”

↑ I was so frantic, I think I seriously started stutteringwww

“Nope. I never wanted one anyway.”

“那…那你从没交往过女友?”

我连说话也开始断断续续,更不用说掩饰自己的声调了。

“没有。我也不需要女友。”

 

“You really don’t want one at all?”

“Nopewwww It’d be a waste of money.”

“真的一点也不想?”

“绝对不wwww开销实在太大了”

 

“You’re 100% sure you don’t want one?”

“No, sir, I don’t want one.” ← I still remember clearly that he said this with a fake foreign accent.

“百分百确定你一点也不想?”

我还清楚地记得,他模仿着拙劣的外国口音回答道“不,长官。真的不想。”

 

86: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:25:33.41 ID:BeDcEal20

I was like “You can’t be serious!”.

If I were to describe how I felt, I’d compare it to how Samus must have felt when I made her march into the last boss room with almost no energy left. (I love Metroid Prime.)

他一定没当真!

硬要说的话,我当时的心情就像是千辛万苦来到boss房间,却发现能量槽空空如也的局面。

(>>1喜欢银河战士系列,尤其是Prime

 

Like “Can’t you hear that annoying sound? It’s telling you you’re about to die!”. Guess it’s a bad comparison.

Everything went white as my confidence shattered into a thousand pieces.

不恰当地打个比方,系统已经开始嘲笑我:“还没听见boss房间恼人的蜂鸣声吗?你就要死了!”

眼前一片空白,我所有的高傲瞬间瓦解。

 

88: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:29:07.82 ID:BeDcEal20

Just think about it! He wants a 2D girlfriend! It’s Nerine he wants! Besides, I prefer Rimu over Nerine.

Even if I wore a ribbon in my hair, I wouldn’t be able to turn into Nerine! Nerine isn’t even human to begin withwwwwwww

想想!他想要二次元女孩!对,就是小琳那样的!(顺便一提,我选莉姆酱。

同样是《SHUFFLE!》里的角色

http://pds.egloos.com/logo/1/200505/25/57/c0015957.jpg

顺便一提我也选第二个

明明为你们好反白了的你们却非要看的steam页

http://store.steampowered.com/app/537100/

 

I started crying. Before I knew it, tears were falling down my face.

CanBadge saw it and looked at me like “EH!?”. I didn’t notice I was crying until I saw that look on his face.

我哭了。

在我反应过来之前,泪水从脸颊上大滴滑落。

小徽章愣住了,呆呆地看向我。看见他的表情,我才明白发生了什么。

 

90: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:32:33.32 ID:DMEuIL23O

Why is this so moe?

为什么这么萌?

 

91: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:32:39.58 ID:BeDcEal20

I said “It’s nothing.” and went home as if I was running from him.

Back at home, I peeled off the Shuffle stickers in front of my PC, crumbled them up and burned them with a lighterwwwwww

“什么事都没有。”我呜咽道,然后逃回了家。

第一件事就是把桌前小琳的贴纸全部撕下来,揉成一团,用打火机点燃。

 

Then I went to 2ch and started a thread in the romance board.

I still haven’t forgotten its titlewwwww It was “I FUCKING HATE 2D!”wwwww It died after only a few posts thoughwwwww

接着我在2ch浪漫版块发了帖。

帖名是“我讨厌二次元!”www但帖子刚回复几楼就被删了wwww

 

94: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:35:52.65 ID:BeDcEal20

One of the few posts in the thread said something along the lines of “He must have been lying when he said he isn’t interested in 3D girls! He’s just scared of having a relationship!”.

It gave me some hope back too. But as usual, I was too naivewwww

有位好心安慰“他一定在说谎!他只是对亲密关系手足无措!” 的发言给了我希望。

但我还是太天真了wwww

 

Immediately, someone else replied with “No, there are people who really aren’t interested in 3D girls. I, for one, am not interested in 3DPD.”. Posts saying “What the hell are you doing here on the romance board then?wwwwww” quickly followed thoughwwwwww

因为他立刻被反驳了,“不,真有人对三次元女孩一点都不感兴趣。我就是这样的”。

还有人回复“在2ch上发这种帖?wwwww”

 

96: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:38:31.85 ID:BeDcEal20

That night, I got an e-mail from CanBadge.

那天晚上,小徽章给我发了信息。

 

It said “Mahoraba is hilariouswwwww”.

写着“《我们的仙境》超级搞笑wwwwww”

 

I deleted it.

我直接删除了信息。

 

I know I was being irrational. I know I’d just been getting carried away by myself. But I can only say this because I can look at it objectively now. Back then, I didn’t have the patience and energy left to look at it that way.

All I could do was act like it was all his fault and get pissed at myself for falling in love with CanBadge, for falling in love with a damn otaku like him!!!!!wwww

我知道,我又无理取闹又骄傲任性。

但毕竟当局者迷。那个时候,比起理性,烦躁和失落的心情占了上风。

我只能把他当作情绪的发泄口。

这全都是他的错!我怎么会喜欢上他这样讨厌到极点的死宅!!!!wwww

 

99: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:42:57.50 ID:DMEuIL23O

Can’t you see that CanBadge’s otaku e-mails are just his way of showing his concern for you?

你们都没看出来宅宅邮件是小徽章表达关心的方式吗?

 

100: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:44:07.98 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

>>99

No waywwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>99

绝对是你想多wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

98: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:41:39.91 ID:BeDcEal20

After that, I stopped going to Akihabara for a while.

I got pissed whenever I saw an illustration by Nishimata Aoi. (Sorry, Ms. Nishimatawwwwww)

我不愿再定期造访秋叶原。

葵小姐的所有插画都能惹我生气。(对不起,葵小姐wwwwwww

西又 葵,《SHUFFLE!》的插画师

 

CanBadge kept sending me e-mails, but none of them showed any signs of concern for me, they all said stuff like this game is great and that anime character is moe.

It was exactly what we used to talk about in the park. I guess he just wanted to continue our otaku talk via e-mail. But I couldn’t help but think to myself “If he’s gonna send me e-mails, I wish he’d write about more than just anime and games.”.

小徽章倒是持续在给我发信息。但信息里从没透露过关心,都是“这游戏好赞”“萌死女主角啦”这种内容。

他想通过信息继续我们在公园里的谈话。

要发信息的话就不能发点别的嘛!

 

101: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:45:40.39 ID:BeDcEal20

I originally became friends with CanBadge because I wanted an otaku friend.

But ever since I’d fallen in love with CanBadge, I wanted to talk more about CanBadge himself.

我和小徽章成为朋友缘起于宅。

但开始暗恋他之后,我想要更多地了解他。

 

I don’t know how to put it. More than anime and stuff, I was interested in what he’d done that day, for example. Stuff like that.

Of course, I knew it was a hopeless case. I mean, the guy’s not interested in 3DPDwwwwww If it was just anime, I could talk to him anytime I wanted to. I knew that, but I was still sad.

可能说的有点绕。但不仅仅是动画,我想知道他每天过得怎么样,在做些什么。

当然,我已经被淘汰出局。毕竟我只是个三次元的宅女wwwww

尽管我们仍是朋友,仍然可以分享动画。但我还是感到无法言喻的伤心。

 

Once, I asked CanBadge “What would you do if I quit being an otaku?”.

One of those typical female trap questionswwwww

He said “You quit being an otaku, you quit being friends with mewwwwww”.

He even sang “Auld Lang Syne” for me.

And he acted like he was crying.

I kicked him. Hard.

还记得之前有一次,我问小徽章“如果我脱宅了,你会怎么样?”

这是个女孩子惯用的陷阱问题。

“你脱宅的话,咱们就绝交吧wwwwwww”

他还一边唱起了《友谊万岁》,装出在抹眼泪的样子。

我狠狠地踢了他一脚。

 

103: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:49:54.05 ID:DMEuIL23O

Don’t kick himwwww

别踢人啦wwww

 

104: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:50:02.01 ID:BeDcEal20

He laughed my kick off, but he was nice enough to add “But I’d be sad, I guess?” afterwards.

And “I’ve never had one of my otaku friends quit before, so I wouldn’t know thoughwwww” too.

他笑了一阵,好歹还是补充道“不过我大概会伤心吧”。

“不过我也不知道,以前从没有过朋友脱宅wwwww”

 

We only wrote e-mails back and forth for a while until I stopped replying altogether because part of me wanted to forget about him for good.

But for some strange reason, the longer I didn’t see CanBadge, the more I ended up thinking about him.

Instead of forgetting him, it was almost like I kept falling more and more for him.

我渐渐懒得回复小徽章的邮件了。

潜意识里我在试图忘记他,等待自己的伤疤早早愈合。

但是越久不曾谋面,我的思绪越是满满地被他占据。

我在恋爱的泥沼里越陷越深。

 

I honestly thought I couldn’t continue like that and even started going to group dates.

But no matter how handsome someone was, I couldn’t help but think that CanBadge was more handsome.

我告诫自己不能再这样下去,甚至开始报名相亲。

但是在相亲时,即使能遇到再帅气的男生,我也下意识地和小徽章比较,然后发现小徽章更胜一筹。

 

I was mature enough to know it wasn’t just a childish crush either. All that made me realize over and over again that my feelings for him were very serious.

这欲盖弥彰的一切迫使我认清对他的感情是多么认真。

绝对不是青春期女生过家家那样的喜欢。

 

106: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:52:41.45 ID:BeDcEal20

Since I couldn’t talk about it with my friends (I was still a closet otaku), I asked 2ch for advice a number of times until I realized it wasn’t a problem that could be solved with a piece of advice.

Soon, I got sick of worrying about it endlessly and was like “Fuck it! I’ll just confess my feelings to him!”.

我依旧是个闭门不出的宅,没有商量对策的朋友;在2ch上发过几次帖,但得到的都是无济于事的建议。

患得患失的心情发酵得越久,我越对自己的懦弱感到厌倦。

(哔–!)要死就死好了!我要当面表白!

 

I was fully aware that it wasn’t going to work out thoughwwwwww There’s no way I could win against Nerine.

潜意识里我也明白,这哪会有用呢wwwwww我怎么也赢不了小琳。

 

108: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:56:35.74 ID:BeDcEal20

I went to Akihabara for the first time in weeks. I hadn’t been there since that day.

This time, I didn’t even feel like shopping, so I headed straight to the park to meet CanBadge.

数日未曾踏足,许久未见的秋叶原稍稍有点儿陌生。

没有一丝购物的兴致,我直接奔向了公园,他一定在那儿。

 

“Ohh, haven’t seen you around for a while!”, Canbadge said and came running to me.

He asked “Are you here to shop?”. Before I knew it, I’d lied and said “Yeah”.

But none of this mattered because CanBadge had somehow turned into an extremely handsome lad.

“哇!好久不见!”小徽章说着靠过来,“来购物?”

“是。” 我下意识地撒了谎。

又一次看见模样帅气的小徽章,其他事情都一瞬失去了意义。

 

No, no, his face was still that of Kucchi from Genshikenwwwwww But he’d turned into a fashionable version of Kucchi.

I asked him, “How come you look all dressed up today?”. He proudly showed me his new stylish outfit and said he got them from Gabrin.

他看上去仍然像小木木wwwwww不过是潮流版的那种。

“你今天怎么特意打扮了?”

作为回答,他自豪地向我展示了全身的时装,说是从加布林那拿来的。

 

109: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:58:01.74 ID:DMEuIL23O

Gabrin is backwwwww

加布林再次闪亮登场wwwwww

 

110: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:00:26.39 ID:BeDcEal20

I was like “Who’s Gabrin?” at first, but then remembered it’s the clothing store manager I met first.

It seems like his store had to move and they had to get rid of some of the stock, which is why he was giving out clothes to his friends.

我愣了一下,随后反应过来在说那个服装店的经理。

因为商店要搬迁,加布林把剩下的库存都送给了朋友们。

 

“This is the only set of clothes I got from him though.”, CanBadge said.

Apparently, it’s been his “going out” clothes ever since. Like it was his only good set of clothes.

“我就拿了这一件”,小徽章说。

然后就每次出门都穿这件了吗orz你看上去正常的衣服不会只有这一套吧。

 

“Wait, if you got only one set of clothes, do you even wash them?”

“I do. Once a week.”

“如果只穿这一件的话,你不会不洗吧?”

“当然要洗了。每周一次呢。”

 

But once a week is way too little if you’re gonna wear it everyday.

Actually, his clothes had already started to smell a little.

每天都穿的话一周洗一次会不会少了点…

好吧,我敢说实际上已经有点味道了。

 

113: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:05:16.85 ID:BeDcEal20

To come right to the point, I couldn’t confess my love to him on that day.

Just when I was about to tell him, his friends from when we went to K-BOOKS came barging in. I couldn’t possibly confess with them around.

回到正题,那天我没能下定决心表白。

正打算说的时候,他的朋友们聚集了过来。在那种情形下表白我做不到。

 

One of his friends said he lived in the same direction as me, so we took the same train on the way home.

He turned out to be a pretty old friend of CanBadge and seemed to know him very well too.

Thinking I could ask him for advice about CanBadge, I decided it’s worth a shot and asked him.

回家时,他的某个朋友说和我同路,于是一起乘上了地铁。

他和小徽章似乎是很久的朋友了,交情不错。

这是个可以商量小徽章事情的好机会。

 

“Do you know if CanBadge is looking for a girlfriend?”

“No way. He’d break the rules if he didwwwww”

“你知道小徽章有找女朋友的打算吗?”

“不可能有,真要找的话就违反我们的规定了。”

 

I was like “Rules? What rules?”

规定?从哪里冒出来的?

 

“We’re the founding members of the League of Voluntarily Single Gentlemen.”

“请允许我介绍,我们是单身贵族运动的发起者。”

 

114: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:06:47.34 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

League of Voluntarily Single Gentlemenwwwwwwwwwwww

Oh Godwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

单身贵族运动wwwwwwwwwwww

笑得停不下来wwwwwwwwwwww

 

115: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:09:26.54 ID:BeDcEal20

I wanted to scream “Why would you make a dumb league like that!!????”. I was this close to actually screaming it.

这运动是什么鬼玩意!!???我差点喊出声。

 

“Sounds like a very… unique league.”

“Ah, so please don’t introduce any girls to himwwww CanBadge is our leader after allwwwww”

“Does that mean you don’t have any girlfriend either?”

“Of course. So let me warn you. I’ll turn you down even if you ask me outwwwww I get asked out all the time because I’m richwwwww”

“看上去好…好有新意。”

“哈,千万别给那家伙介绍女友wwwww他可是我们的头儿”

“所以你也没有女朋友咯?”

“当然。话说得明白点,就算你邀我去玩也会拒绝的哦wwww约我出去的女孩总把我当作提款机wwww”

 

I thought to myself “Don’t you worry, I’d never go after someone like you!”, but I still felt dispirited.

Suddenly, my resolve had started to waver and I wasn’t so sure about confessing to him anymore.

你真是想多了,我对你根本没感觉。

不过,这仍旧是个沮丧的消息。我告白的决心开始动摇,有点想打退堂鼓了。

 

118: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:14:26.08 ID:BeDcEal20

On my way home, I got an e-mail from CanBadge.

“Don’t forget your duty to report when you’ve safely made it back!”, it said.

“Duty to report, my foot!”, I thought at first, but eventually replied “I’m home.”. Apparently, he was worried whether his friends had all arrived at their homes safely.

回家路上我还收到了小徽章的信息。

“到家后必须跟我打个招呼!”

尽管“必须”这个词有点讨厌,我还是回复“我到家了。”

这就是小徽章关心朋友们的方式吧。

 

Then he sent me an e-mail saying he was worried his friend might have said something weird to me as he tends to say whatever is on his mind. I remember thinking it’s the first time I got an e-mail from CanBadge that wasn’t about anime.

他发来的消息跟动画无关,这可能还是第一次。

“要是我的朋友跟你说了什么奇怪的事,一个字都不要信。”

 

While I was at it, I figured I might as well ask him about their League of Voluntarily Single Gentlemen. I tried not to sound too serious though.

“The Prez must have made it upwwww”

↑ Apparently, the Prez is his friend’s nickname.

And he replied that he’s not a member of such a league.

“单身贵族运动是什么啦哈哈哈”,我尽量显得像在调侃。

“我才没加入那个傻瓜运动呢,总统又在编故事了wwww”

↑显然,总统是那个朋友的昵称。

 

Overjoyed at his reply, I decided to confess my feelings for him after all.

太过开心,我抱着枕头滚了好一阵子。

动摇我表白的最后一丝犹豫就此烟消云散。

 

123: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:19:48.70 ID:BeDcEal20

On the following week, CanBadge wasn’t wearing his one good set of clothes anymore. He’d gone back to his usual dressing style.

I was a little disappointed as I’d been hoping he’d get used to dressing like that. But then again, I thought it wouldn’t be CanBadge anymore without his usual otaku outfit.

一周后再见时,小徽章又换回了他一贯宅宅的穿衣风格。

我有点小失望,他要是能一直注意打扮就好了。

不过,没有宅宅外套的小徽章还是小徽章吗?

 

I was planning on confessing to him on that day, but I reckoned it was impossible to do it in that park. It was usually full of people and there was also the possibility that his friends might come again.

虽然我决定要表白,但公园里人满为患,实在是不合适。搞不好他的朋友们还会突然出现。

 

“Why don’t we go to a cafe or something, CanBadge?”

“Ah, sure.”

“要去咖啡厅坐坐吗,小徽章?”

“好啊。”

 

Without any hesitation, CanBadge picked up his tote bag and started walking.

I asked him where he’s headed and he said there was a place he wanted to show me. I admit I rejoiced a little.

小徽章毫不犹豫地接受了邀请,提上手包开始移动;还神秘兮兮地透露有个想带我去的地方。

我承认少女心稍微泛滥了一小会儿。

 

But the place he wanted to show me turned out to be a maid cafe.

结果那是个女仆咖啡厅。

 

Confessing your love to someone at a maid cafe. Good idea? Or bad idea?

我竟然得在女仆咖啡厅表白。这究竟是好事还是坏事呢?

 

122: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:17:27.87 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

>>1 Could you tell us how old you and Canbadge were at that time?

>>1那时你们俩多大?

 

127: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:26:49.32 ID:BeDcEal20

>>122

I don’t know how old CanBadge was, 25 or 26 maybe.

I was 21.

我不知道小徽章的年龄,大概二十五六岁吧。

我正好二十一。

 

I normally prefer 2D girls from eroge, but I enjoyed going to the maid cafe and seeing actual cosplayers and maids for the first time. They were all pretty cute too.

One of the maids showed us to the counter. I didn’t get why CanBadge was going “Yesss, we got a seat at the counter!wwwww” though. (What’s good about sitting at the counter? I still don’t really get it.)

我承认二次元的女孩更讨人喜欢,不过第一次见到现实中的cosplay和女仆小姐也很开心。她们看上去好可爱。

我们被带向吧台。小徽章一脸兴奋:“耶!我们要坐吧台啦!”

我完全不能理解。

 

After ordering drinks, I asked CanBadge:

饮料点完后,我的进攻开始了。

 

“So you’re not planning on getting a girlfriend all your life, CanBadge?”

“Hmm…”

“你这辈子都不想找女朋友了吗,小徽章?”

“嗯….”

 

“It’s fine if it’s what you want. I’d be a bit sad, is all.”

“Sad?”

“Yeah.”

“其实这样也不错。不过我大概会有点难过。”

“难过?”

“嗯。”

 

My heart was going to jump out of my chest and my hands were shaking uncontrollably.

You guys must be thinking “Are you a middle schooler or what!?wwwwww”.

心脏在胸腔里激烈地碰撞,手心开始止不住地颤抖。

你们一定在吐槽“这是纯情中学生吗?wwwwwww”

 

129: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:29:50.45 ID:o0jPvmjX0

CanBadge: “Whoawww She’s totally fallen for mewwwww

I’mwwww so popularwwwwwwwwwww”

小徽章:“她被我迷得神魂颠倒wwwww”

“我真是有够受欢迎的wwwwwwwwwww”

 

131: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:33:39.16 ID:BeDcEal20

I was actually considering a confession line that went like “I wanna be your Nerine! <3″.

There was no way I could say something dumb like that thoughwwwwww Still, I didn’t want it to sound too serious because I wanted to stay friends with CanBadge in case he turned me down.

“我想要做你的小琳!<3”这样的表白会不会更好一点?

Xx不,实在是太傻啦。

不过,我确实想要显得不那么严肃。这样即使他拒绝了,我们也能继续做朋友。

 

Just when I’d said “CanBadge, I…”, the maid brought our drinks. But maybe she guessed what was going on because that was the only time she came over to us. And even then, she left right after she’d put down our drinks. I really appreciated her consideration.

我刚想开口,女仆小姐来给我们递上了饮料。

她应该猜到了之后的展开,所以再也没来打扰我们。甚至只是刚放下饮料就快步离开了。

真是体贴的女仆小姐。

 

Oh crap, I feel like crying just by remembering what happened and writing about itwwwww

天哪,回忆起这一段我都要哭出来了wwwww

 

“So, why would you be sad?”

“你为什么会难过呢?”

 

“Well, because…”

“嗯,因为…”

 

“Yeah?”

“什么?”

 

It was the first time I confessed my love to someonewwwwww The first time in my lifewwwwww Oh boywwwwwwww

I hesitated for quite a while.

这是我第一次表白啊wwwww人生中第一次啊wwwww噢天哪wwwwwww

我稍稍停顿了一下。

 

“…because I like you?”

“…因为我喜欢你?”

 

“Why the hell did I say it like it was a question!!!??”, I thought to myself and regretted it like crazy. orz

我干嘛要说成疑问句!!!??orz

 

132: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:34:27.78 ID:dkv8++7rO

(///~///)(///~///)

(///~///)(///~///)

 

139: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:40:25.70 ID:BeDcEal20

In my diary entry from that day, I scribbled “I hate question marks!!! I hate myself!!!!!” all over the pagewwwwww

翻开那天的日记,整页整页都杂乱地写满了“我恨疑问句!!!!”“我讨厌自己!!!!”的涂鸦wwwwww

 

I wished I could have just disappeared into thin air.

When I looked at CanBadge, he was staring back at me, flabbergasted.

我害羞得恨不得找个地洞钻下去。

偷偷抬眼偷瞥了下小徽章,是目瞪口呆的表情。

 

He didn’t look embarrassed or shy. He seriously looked flabbergasted. Like he didn’t see it coming at all.

Seeing his reaction, I realized he hadn’t been aware of my feelings at all. orz

不是尴尬,也不是忸怩。是完完全全的惊诧。大概从没料想过这种情况吧。

也就是说,他一点也没发现我抱持的感情orz

 

I was about to break down because one look at CanBadge swirling his straw around and saying “Ahahaha” even though he wasn’t laughing at all was enough to tell me that it wasn’t going to work out.

小徽章漫不经心地旋转着吸管,嘴里说着“哈哈哈”,但根本没笑出来。

胸口一声高鸣,我知道这次表白要无疾而终了。

 

“Don’t get me wrong. I don’t expect you to date me now or something. I just want you to know that there are girls out there who are in love with you or might fall in love with you.”

“……”

“别弄错了。我不是说约会什么的,只想让你知道也会有女孩子喜欢你。”

 

“Look, I know Nerine is your number one. But who knows, maybe you like me second best after Nerine?”

“……”

“我知道小琳是你心里的第一位。但要是排在第二我也能接受呢?”

 

I was digging my own grave, but I couldn’t stop.

我一定在自掘坟墓,但就是无法停止。

 

140: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:40:35.03 ID:JfuzZ3qW0

This thread makes me grin like an idiotw

这文章看得我笑起来像个傻瓜

翻译君深夜翻文的时候根本冷静不下来 ;y=-( ゚д゚)・∵砰

 

145: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:46:06.58 ID:BeDcEal20

“Found you, leader!”

“找到你啦,头儿!”

 

said a voice from behind, slicing through the awkward atmosphere. When I looked around, it was the Prez and his crew. I think there were 4 of them that time.

身后传来的话语打破了僵硬的气氛。是总统他们,一共是四个人。

 

“We were looking all over for you since you went AWOL, leader!”

“What are you doing here? You’re on duty!”

“头儿你一会就不见了,我们找你找了好久。”

“在这儿干什么呢?现在该你当班啊!”

 

Japanese, motherfuckers, do you speak it? Well, I guess it is Japanese they were speaking, but for some reason, I never get what these people are talking about.

However, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget the expression CanBadge had on his face at that moment.

他们说的真的是日语吗?我完全跟不上节奏。(其实从来都没弄懂过orz

但我想我永远都忘不掉此时小徽章脸上的表情。

 

He looked like his friends had just saved him.

那是因被朋友们拯救而露出的欣喜。

 

He turned to his friends looking all relieved. Then he said “Sorry! I’ll be right there!” and stood up.

Grabbed the bill and left without even a word of farewell. No “See you” or “Bye”.

Seeing him leave as if he was running from me, I couldn’t hold it in anymore and started crying loudly.

他像终于摆脱了一般,站起身走向朋友们,“抱歉!我马上回去!”

狠狠地抓起账单,连个告别的字眼都没有,就这么快步离去,像要逃开一样。

我再也无法忍耐,泪水滑落脸颊。

 

147: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:47:43.75 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

Die, CanBadge! Go to hell!

小徽章你个人渣!去死!

 

161: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:58:10.63 ID:BeDcEal20

I cried a little on the train home. The woman sitting next to me was so nice to ask me if everything was alright, which cheered me up a little.

我在回家的电车上潸然落泪。旁边的女士一直好心安慰我,心情才稍微好受一些。

 

Actually, I cried quite a lot in the maid cafe after thatwwww I tried to keep my voice down so no one would notice it though.

The maid, who’d been staying away until then, came to me, said “Miss.” and handed me tissueswwwwww It made me want to switch sides and go lesbian… but I couldn’t. orz

其实在女仆咖啡店里就忍不住了wwww我强忍着抽泣,把头埋在臂弯里,不想让别人注意到。

服务其他桌的女仆小姐走过来,轻声唤道“小姐。”

我抬起头,她笑着递给我一包纸巾wwwwww我都想做蕾丝了…可惜不现实orz

 

162: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:00:15.42 ID:o0jPvmjX0

What a kind maidwwwwwwwwwwww

温柔的女仆小姐wwwwwwwwwwww

 

158: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:54:25.05 ID:IuIgaYEJO

I bet 3000 Nerine that CanBadge just doesn’t know anything about love and relationships yet and only notices his feelings for 1 after losing her.

我敢赌3000个小琳,小徽章根本是个笨蛋。

只有失去>>1之后才会明白自己的感情。

 

160: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 15:55:40.38 ID:o0jPvmjX0

2580 Nerine that she somehow ends up with Gabrin at the end.

赌2580个小琳最后>>1和加布林成了一对。

 

163: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 16:02:58.10 ID:DMEuIL23O

I know it’s kinda late to point it out, but could it be that the Prez had already noticed that >>1 had fallen in love with CanBadge?

10 Nerine that we get a surprising Prez end.

总统一定注意到了>>1在暗恋小徽章!

赌10个小琳最后是总统结局。

 


 

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  1. 尸比

    這故事好有意思!!!!!
    後續等得好難熬阿XDD
    翻譯謝謝了!!!

    2月14日 17:17 回复
  2. ringo

    小徽章你个人渣呜呜呜呜呜呜哦(つД`)ノ

    2月14日 04:41来自iPhone 回复
  3. Cupcakewow

    哎喲這章看得我超糾結
    不過我也看到了宅宅們不擅長應對女性的感情
    我彷彿看到了將來的自己(;´Д`)

    2月14日 02:13来自移动端 回复
  4. 匿名

    吓cry我了,小琳……读音和某个字一样,每次这角色名出现我都好羞涩,忍不住想自己,代入角色了……
    小琳很无辜啊!
    不过我也有过这样的经历,对班上一个长得不差但不算特别帅的一个男生的笑容很着迷,不知不觉喜欢上了他,然后不知道搞什么被别的男生发现了,以后都很小心隐藏自己的内心和言行。
    现在回想感觉自己只是太着迷他的笑容而已,不算是喜欢吧。幸好自己一向不喜欢主动表白。

    2月13日 21:42来自移动端2 回复
    • 涸欢

      小琳同学你可能错过了什么~ \偷笑

      2月14日 02:21来自iPhone 回复
  5. 匿名

    读了英日的题目,发现中文挺暧昧的。
    之前一直以为是“你们如果闲暇无事,介意听一下我的爱情故事吗”的意思。
    现在掰过来了……

    2月13日 21:26来自移动端 回复
  6. Devilsarms

    十个码压总统wwww

    2月13日 19:31来自iPhone2 回复
  7. ppp

    感觉小徽章有在关心1,我压小徽章走1线

    2月13日 16:12来自移动端 回复
  8. kuri

    萌死我了

    2月13日 15:46来自移动端 回复
  9. FranChan

    烧烤节前夜看这帖好愉悦啊

    2月13日 14:292 回复
    • CyclizePei

      看了之后我才发现我的现充度连宅都不如
      举起莫洛托夫鸡尾酒的我这样说道

      2月14日 01:06来自移动端 回复
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