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『中篇故事・2ch』闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(一)

时间: 2017-1-29 分类: 闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗? 作者: 涸欢

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语言:   大陆 港澳 台湾

引用元: http://boonscanlations.blogspot.com/


 

目录 下一章

 

闲暇无事,要听听我的恋爱故事吗?(一)

I don’t have anything to do. Will you listen to my love story?

2ch原串:「暇だから、過去の恋愛話でも聞いてくれないか」

 

BGM:

“骑单车路过 / 蜿蜒海岸线

哼唱 / 恋爱和冒险”

洛天依 -《Last Natsu》 by k4n3 Tuno 陌小幽 et al.

 


 

1: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 10:56:35.77 ID:BeDcEal20

About three years ago, I went to Akihabara for the first time in my life. To buy eroge and doujinshi.

因为要买同人志和黄油,三年前我第一次踏入秋叶原。

 

I’d been a closet otaku all my life until then. That means, I’d never been to Comiket and I’d been getting all my books and games by mail order. Needless to say, I was extremely nervous about entering the Holy Land for the first time.

那之前,我一直把自己关在家里。我也没去过Comiket,所有的漫画、游戏都靠上网订购。不用说,首次来到向往的圣地,心里忐忑不已。

 

You may think “Oh come on, it’s just Akihabarawwwwww”, but there I was, with a map in one hand and my body trembling like crazy.

你可能在想 “算了吧,不就是秋叶原嘛wwwww”,但那会儿的我,手上捧着地图,身体却在不住打颤。

 

5: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 10:59:39.48 ID:BeDcEal20

I’d already decided on the stores I wanted to go to and since all stores were located in the center of Akihabara, I was able to get around in the Holy Land without getting lost.

When I saw the huge sacks of air freshener stuff planted in every corner of a certain store, I was genuinely moved that it wasn’t just an urban legend after all.

要逛的店都是早就计划好的,它们都坐落在秋叶原中心。这样我就可以在乐园里随意漫步,而且不用担心迷路。

看到店里四角都设置有大堆的空气净化系统,我才恍然秋叶原不仅仅是都市传奇里的故事。

 

7: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:02:14.31 ID:BeDcEal20

And well, I’d soon finished my first exploration of the Holy Land and headed to the nearest station of the Tokyo Metro Hibiya line, still feeling exalted.

In front of the station, just when I’d passed a park that was in front of a maid cafe (called Pinafore?), I heard someone call out to me.

第一次的圣地探险就要结束了,我朝最近的地铁站出发,激动的心情仍未平复。

眼看快要到达,正当我穿过一家女仆咖啡(店名是叫“小围裙”?)前的公园时,有人向我打招呼。

 

9: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:04:46.20 ID:BeDcEal20

It was a group of three men who didn’t look otaku-like, but more like, I dunno, fine young men.

They asked me if I know the way to a certain store, probably a restaurant, so I quickly answered “I don’t know”, frantically trying to hide my bag of spoils of that day from their sight.

那是看上去一点也不像宅的三人组,一副现充的样子。他们向我打听某间餐馆的位置。我简短地回答“不知道”,竭力在他们的视线下藏起包里的糟糕物。

 

12: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:08:10.18 ID:BeDcEal20

All I had in mind was to quickly go home and enjoy my spoils which is why I didn’t want to waste time any more time with them.

But for some reason, one of the three men kept looking at one of my hands.

Wondering what it is he’s looking at, I followed his gaze with my eyes and realized it was my cell phone strap.

赶紧让我回家享受同人志啊,才不要在这些家伙身上浪费时间呢。

但是,三人组的其中一个一直盯着我的手心,让我非常在意。

这家伙究竟在看什么?循着他的视线望去,正对上手中紧握的手机挂饰。

 

14: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:12:40.52 ID:BeDcEal20

It’s a normal-looking strap a friend gave me years ago, but the man asked me “Do you like that?” for some reason.

As it turns out, it was a strap with the logo of a men’s fashion brand on it.

And the man happens to be working at a store of the brand, or so he said. 、

挂饰是几年前朋友送的,看上去普通不过。出乎意料的是,那男生竟然开口问道:“你很喜欢这个挂饰吗”?

我后来才知道,手机挂饰上logo的品牌在男生间还挺风靡的。

更凑巧的是,问话的男生在那家品牌的商店工作,至少他是这么说的。

 

It’s not like I know anything about men’s fashion brands. I bet I sounded extremely indifferent when I gave him a half-assed reply like “Oh, really…”.

He said they’re having a sale soon and asked me to drop by with a friend or so. Then he gave me some sort of business card of said store.

当然,那时我都不知道。只是淡淡地回复了半句“呃,有点…”。

那男生接上话来,告诉我最近他们有促销,推荐我和朋友一起去店里逛逛。说着还给了我张商店的打折卡。

 

17: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:16:51.11 ID:BeDcEal20

Okay, so you guys might be thinking he’s the one, but no. My love story is not about him and me.

The group of three fine young men actually turned out to be a group of four guys.

The fourth guy came running to us saying stuff like “They didn’t have any cigarettes, sir!”. How do I describe him? He looked a lot like, umm, Kucchi from Genshiken. Imagine Kucchi wearing a tote bag with lots of can badges on it.

你们大概在猜他就是男主角了,但事实并非如此,接下来的故事他出场不多。

实际上呢,所谓的“三人组”原来是个“四人组”。

第四个男生喊着“嗨!他们不卖香烟!”向我们跑过来。该怎么形容他呢?看上去有点像,嗯,《现视研》里的小木木。想象一下小木木提着别满角色徽章的手提袋,差不多就是那个样子。

角色徽章长这样http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/112003370692-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

 

21: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:22:59.99 ID:BeDcEal20

The can badges guy said “What are you doing? You’re not supposed to flirt with women.” to the business card guy, all the while looking at me with a huge smirk on his face. To be honest, he was creeping me out.

As I wanted to go home as quickly as possible, I took the business card and tried to leave.

小徽章向打折卡男调侃道“你们在干嘛呢?勾搭女孩子不好吧www”,他注视着我,脸上满是笑意。坦白说,我有点不自在。

这算什么!我只想快点回家!我拿上了打折卡准备离开。

 

But the can badges guy called out to me like “Hey, hey!” and stopped me. He was like “Take my card with you too while you’re at itwwwww” and gave me his business card. It had a drawing of a bear on it.

He told me he’s a hobby photographer and wants me to be his next model or something. I got all frightened, said “No, thanks” and went home as if I was running from him.

但是小徽章叫住了我,脸上的表情像是在说“既然都拿上打折卡了,也带上我这张吧wwwww”。他把自己的名片递给了我,名字的旁边还画着一只小熊。

他介绍自己是个业余摄影师,邀请我做他的模特。我害怕极了,直截了当地拒绝了,像要逃离他一般全速回了家。

 

23: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:28:37.35 ID:BeDcEal20

A few days later, my little brother came into my room to borrow a manga and stumbled upon the business card of that clothing store.

When he asked me “Where’d you get this?”, I made up a lie on the spot and said I got it from an acquaintance. Thing is, I’m still hiding the fact that I’m an otaku from my family. Though they can probably tell just by looking at mewwww

几天后,弟弟向我借漫画时恰巧发现了那张服装店的打折卡。

“你从哪儿弄来的?”他问我。我撒了个谎,说是从朋友那拿的。我可不想让家里人都知道我是个宅这件事。不过他们早就知道了吧,毕竟每天都要见面wwww

 

Seeing my brother’s eyes light up when he told me that he’s a big fan of the brand, I remembered their upcoming sale and told him about it.

And so we decided to go to check the store out when I’m free during the next week.

弟弟来了兴趣,似乎他是那个品牌的狂热粉。我便把促销的事情顺口告诉了他。

最后我们决定下周有空的时候一起去那家店逛逛。

 

25: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:35:20.37 ID:BeDcEal20

When I went to the store with my brother, the business card guy wasn’t there.

In the end, I ended up buying my brother a pair of pants because he kept saying “I want new pantswww”.

At the register, I was asked if I came at someone’s recommendation, so I showed them the card and got the pants that normally cost 30.000 yen for only 10.000wwwwww

我和弟弟去服装店的那天,打折卡男却不在那儿。

弟弟一直嘟囔着“新裤子”“新裤子”,实在拗不过他,我只好买了下来。

我告诉收银员是别人介绍我来购物的,给他们看了打折卡。最终只用500块就买到了价格1500块的长裤wwwwww

 

It turns out the business card guy is the manager of the store.

Apparently, Mr. Manager had gone to the main store that day, so I decided to come again a few days later to thank him personally.

那个打折卡男竟然是店里的经理。

而且,经理先生那天去了总店。我心想,过几天再来一次吧,还是当面谢谢他比较好。

 

27: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:42:11.63 ID:BeDcEal20

Having attained enlightenment, I soon started visiting Akihabara on a regular basis.

Enlightenment because I had realized that the subway ticket to Akihabara is way cheaper than the shipping fees of online stores.

尝到了甜头,我开始频繁光顾秋叶原。

甜头是什么?当然是因为去秋叶原的地铁票比快递费便宜好几倍啊wwwww

 

First thing I noticed was that whenever I went to the corner of a store where they sell doujinshi for men, the guys standing around it would all walk away. I guess it’s kind of like when a woman enters the porn section of a video rental store. Though there were also guys who didn’t move an inch.

首先我注意到,每当我靠近店里贩卖男性同人志的角落时,聚在附近的男生便一哄而散。这就和女孩进入碟片店里R18区的情况差不多。不过也有时候,那些男生一动不动。

 

It felt great to be able to flip through the books and mags and before I knew it, I was spending loads of money, almost as if to catch up on all the years I’d been a closet otaku. I was getting so carried away that I was seriously considering quitting my job, studying up on programming languages and looking for a job at an eroge company.

能一本接着一本不停翻看同人志真是太棒了。我的钱包很快就空了,花掉的钱比做家里蹲这几年花的总数还要多。我甚至着迷到认真考虑辞掉工作,学点编程,然后在galgame公司里找份事做。

 

Then, one day, on my way home, I saw him again in that park in front of the Hibiya station. Not the business card guy… The can badges guy.

As soon as our eyes met, he came running to me shouting “Whoa, whoa, whoa? We know each other, don’t we?wwww”. I thought to myself, “No, I don’t know you, retard.”.

某天回家,我在地铁站前的公园里又见到了那个男孩。不是打折卡那个,是徽章那个。

眼神交汇的瞬间,他就向我跑过来,叫着“哈哈哈!我们见过面,对不对?wwww”。

我才不认识你,傻瓜。

 

28: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:48:11.37 ID:BeDcEal20

I got kinda scared and was about to just ignore him, but then I figured the business card guy might be with him and changed my mind.

I still hadn’t found the time to go to the store again, but I wanted to thank him nevertheless.

So I asked the can badges guy “Are you with Mr. XXX today?”.

起初我有点吓到了,准备无视他。不过转念一想,打折卡男可能和他在一起,这倒是个好机会。

我还没来得及再去一次服装店,但我无论如何想谢谢他。

我向小徽章发问“你今天和打折卡男在一起吗?”

 

He answered “No, Gabrin isn’t here.”. I thought to myself, “Who the hell is Gabrin?”, but I guess it was the business card guy’s nickname or something. Probably.

I thought I could ask him to say thanks “Gabrin” for me and was about to tell him about it when CanBadge’s cell phone went off.

“不”,他回答,“加布林不在这儿”。加布林是什么鬼?

但我立刻反应过来,这大概是打折卡男的昵称之类的。嗯,很有可能。

不如让他替我向“加布林”说声谢谢吧。正准备开口时,小徽章的手机响了。

 

His ringtone was a tune I knew all too well. It was the OP of the anime that basically turned me into an otaku.

Since it’s a rather obscure anime and I’d never met someone who knew it and liked it, I couldn’t just ignore it.

是我听过无数遍的曲子。

那是我入宅动画的OP。

而且那部作品十分冷门,我从没遇见听说过或是推荐它的人。于是我忍不住开口了。

 

Like I said, I was getting really carried away ever since I set foot in Akihabara. I guess I wanted an otaku buddy I could discuss otaku stuff with.

前面说过,踏足秋叶原以后我有些上瘾。现在回忆起来,那时我超级想找个宅友一起聊宅宅的话题。

 

30: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:53:14.58 ID:BeDcEal20

When I asked him “Do you like that song?”, CanBadge’s eyes suddenly lit up.

The reason I asked him about the song first is because I couldn’t possibly ask a stranger about an anime.

“你喜欢这首歌吗?”

对于上来就和陌生人讨论动画这件事,我多少还是有点顾忌。所以问得很委婉。

不过,小徽章的眼神刹那间明亮了起来。

 

You know, I didn’t even expect to hear the song as a ringtone in the first place because I was sure an obscure song like it was never made available as a ringtone. He told me he extracted it from the original CD or something, but as I’m plain clueless when it comes to computers, I didn’t get his explanation at all.

All I remember is that I was amazed that you can do something like that. My mind was blown.

真的,我从没料到能听见这首歌作为铃声响起。它这么冷门,不可能在铃声推荐列表里。

小徽章试图解释他如何如何从CD里提取了音轨。但我对电脑一窍不通,根本没听懂他在说些什么。

只记得满心都是“竟然还能这样!”的喜悦,整个人兴奋到了极点。

 

29: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:50:30.98 ID:DMEuIL23O

An obscure anime, huh? What is it called?

冷门动画?叫什么?

 

31: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 11:57:13.51 ID:BeDcEal20

>>29

“I’m Gonna Be An Angel!”

Though I guess it’s not really obscure anymore.

>>29

动画的名字是《天使不设防》。

好吧,大概没那么冷门。

 

CanBadge, who seemed like the type of person that’s always fooling around, got a very serious expression on his face when he started talking about computers.

Looking back now, he must have been hesitant about talking about anime with me, a woman. Albeit obviously uncomfortable, I could tell he was trying his best to appear as if he was enjoying himself.

小徽章虽然平时看上去蠢蠢的,讨论起电脑来却是一脸的严肃认真。

现在想想,他和我聊动画时有点吞吞吐吐,怕是顾虑到我是个女孩子吧。确实看上去他很开心,但多半是因为我而装出一副享受的样子吧。

 

But I didn’t feel like talking on a street in Akihabara for very long and got quickly tired of it. All the more so because I had to constantly hide my bag of spoils with my arms and make sure to only mention mainstream games and manga.

可惜的是,在秋叶原的街道上聊个不停实在让人厌倦。更何况,还得时不时地注意包里的糟糕物有没有藏好,还不能提到某些糟糕的游戏和漫画。

 

33: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:01:58.68 ID:pMKcE9Qg0

>>1

You have my undivided attentionw

It’s a Saturday, so let’s take it slow and easy.

>>1

我完全被故事吸引了www

让我们慢慢享受这个星期六吧

 

34: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:02:06.45 ID:BeDcEal20

Because of my job, I could only go to Akihabara on Saturdays and that’s what I did every week. Soon I had made it a habit to stop by the park in front of the Hibiya station on my way home.

When I say I stopped by the park, I mean that I just quickly checked if CanBadge was there or not. He was there almost every time thoughwwww

因为工作的缘故,即使再渴望,我也只能在每周周六去秋叶原。

很快我就习惯了在地铁站前的公园里稍作停留。好吧我承认,通常只是飞快地瞥一眼公园里有没有小徽章的影子。不过每次他都在那儿wwww

 

Back then, we hadn’t even exchanged numbers and we surely weren’t friends yet. But whenever I passed by the park thinking to myself “It’s not like I care if he’s there or not.”, CanBadge would come running to me 9 out 10 times.

那时我们还没有交换号码,甚至连朋友都算不上。

不过,每次我从公园经过,边想着“他在不在关我什么事”的时候,十有八九小徽章就开心地朝我飞奔过来。

 

I was glad that I’d finally found someone to talk about otaku stuff with, but I couldn’t help feeling a little embarrassed for some reason. I’m sure it would have been fine if CanBadge had been a girl, but he was a guy.

终于找到了分享宅话题的伙伴非常开心,但偶尔聊天内容也会让我禁不住脸上发热。

如果小徽章是个女孩该有多好!但很遗憾,他不是。

 

35: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:06:20.73 ID:BeDcEal20

But there was one time when he didn’t call out to me.

He was talking to his friends and even though he saw me, he quickly turned back to his friends and just continued talking to them.

有那么一次他没有招呼我。

他和朋友们正聊得起劲。即使他瞄到了我,还是马上背过身去,和朋友们一起笑着闹着。

 

I got pissed at him thinking “Hey, don’t ignore me!”, but yeah, I know. I know, if I wanted to talk to him so bad, I should’ve just called out to him myselfwwww I guess I was just being stubborn, thinking “It’s always CanBadge who comes running to me. Why should I do it?”.

我有点生气,他竟然无视我。

我自己也知道,如果这么想和他聊天,干嘛不主动招呼他呢wwww但那时候我就是一根筋:总是小徽章来叫我,凭什么让我主动去叫他?

 

I swore to myself I’d ignore him the next time he called out to me so we’re even. I know it’s petty and narrow-minded, but that’s just how stubborn I am. orz

我暗自发誓,下次他打招呼我也转过脸去,这样就扯平了。这点小心眼的性格真是改不掉啊。orz

 

36: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:08:02.73 ID:DMEuIL23O

She’s already fallen for himwww

她已经在暗恋小徽章了www

 

38: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:10:43.13 ID:BeDcEal20

Only when I thought about it after I’d calmed down did I realize it’s only natural that he can’t call out to me when he’s with his friends.

What if they were his eroge friends? He talked to me about eroge too, but it must be obviously a lot easier to talk to male friends about that kind of stuff.

冷静下来我才意识到,有朋友在时不招呼我倒也正常。

但要是小徽章的朋友们也是宅呢?他有和我讨论galgame没错,但和同性的朋友们谈起来不是要容易得多嘛!

 

The problem, however, was this: For CanBadge, I might have been just one of his countless otaku friends, but for me, he was the only acquaintance I could talk about otaku stuff with.

That’s all I kept thinking about in the train home.

我心里真正顾忌的是:对于小徽章,我只是他数不清的宅友中的小小一个;但对我来说,他却是唯一能够分享宅话题的伙伴。

回家的电车上,我一直在想着小徽章。

 

Summer Comiket was right around the corner and I was determined to attend it that year. By the time I got off the train, I had reached a conclusion. I had to somehow make other otaku friends besides CanBadge at the Comiket.

一直想参加的夏季Comiket就要开始了。下电车时,我得出了结论:一定要在Comiket上交到其他宅友。

 

39: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:14:43.24 ID:BeDcEal20

As it was my first time at Comiket, I went there wearing sandals like I was going out for a walkwww

At least, it was sandals without heels, but after a few hours, my feet were hurting, sweating and reekingw In short, I was in no condition to make any friends.

因为第一次去没有经验,我就像去郊游一样穿着凉鞋www

幸好这双凉鞋没有高跟,但几个小时过去,我的脚还是酸痛不已,脚汗黏黏。总之,完全没有交朋友的余裕。

 

Originally, I’d been planning to get off at Akihabara on my way home from Comiket, but I was so depleted that I changed my mind and went home directly.

Two days after Comiket, I was still on Bon holidays and headed to Akihabara.

原本还计划从Comiket回家时顺道去一趟秋叶原。不过全身瘫软的我,只能改变主意直接回家。

Comiket的两天后,正是盂兰盆节的假期。趁此机会,我又一次前去秋叶原。

 

As usual, I passed by the park on my way back, but the park was, of course, deserted. I was sure that even someone like CanBadge wouldn’t be there during Bon holidays, but let my eyes wander around the park anyway…

…and he was there. He was sitting there like it was a normal day. Eating canned Oden. In that goddamn heat in the middle of August.

一如既往,我在回家的路上经过了公园。由于过节,公园里冷冷清清。连小徽章这样的家伙在盂兰盆节也不会出现吧,我一边想着,一边不抱希望地扫了一眼…

出乎意料的是,他确实在。他坐在老位置上,手里捧着罐关东煮。还是在八月中旬这个鬼都嫌热的季节里。

 

41: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:19:40.25 ID:BeDcEal20

I felt like shouting “This is the first time I see someone eating canned Oden in real life!wwwwww”, but before I had the chance to, CanBadge saw me and waved to me.

I’d already forgotten about how he ignored me last time. I wanted to tell someone about my first trip to Comiket so bad that I’m sure I walked over to CanBadge with the creepiest grin on my face. orz

除了动画,我从没看过有人吃罐装关东煮!我差点叫出声来,不过在这么做之前,发现了我的小徽章一个劲地向我挥手。

我早就把他上次无视我的事情抛诸脑后了。急于和别人分享第一次Comiket的旅途,我不自觉地向他走去,脸上还挂着超奇怪的笑容orz

 

“Long time no see.”

That was when I realized I hadn’t seen him for quite some time.

“I was worried because I haven’t seen you around lately. Thought you quit being an otakuww”

“I couldn’t. I’m way past the point of no return.”

“Who knows? Your boyfriend could have asked you to quit or something.”

“好久不见。”

我真的好久没见到他了。

“你这么长时间没来,我还有点担心呢。想着你大概脱宅了www”

“才不会。怎么可能脱得掉。”

“谁知道呢?男朋友没意见吗?”

 

It was when he said the word “boyfriend” that I realized something for the first time.

I had subconsciously decided that CanBadge couldn’t possibly have a girlfriendwww I mean, even I had started thinking I don’t really need a boyfriend anymore ever since I’d achieved enlightenment and started going to Akihabara.

他说出“男朋友”这个词的时候,我第一次觉察到了。

我下意识地以为小徽章完全不可能有女朋友www。因为对秋叶原着迷之后,连我都开始觉得自己根本不需要男朋友。

 

42: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:27:03.57 ID:BeDcEal20

If I’d started seeing someone then, I would’ve had to come out as an otaku and thus wouldn’t have been able to go to Akihabara anymore.

I’m sure there were guys out there who’d have been okay with me being an otaku, but I figured, instead of looking for them, isn’t it faster to just date an otaku?

如果要开始和男生约会,我就必须脱宅,就再也不能去秋叶原了吧。

我不是说所有男生都不能接受我宅宅的一面。但是比起这样,直接和宅友交往不是省事得多吗?

 

In that case, who comes into question? CanBadge, right?

按照这个逻辑,想到的第一个人是谁?当然是小徽章,对不对?

 

I guess I’d already fallen in love with CanBadge by then, but I had yet to realize it myself.

And here comes the moment that made me realize.

你们大概早就知道我恋爱了。但我却是那个时候第一次意识到了这件事。

是怎么明白的呢?

 

“I don’t have a boyfriend.”

“Huh, really?”

“Introduce me to someone.”

“Hmm… I know some guys if you’re okay with programmers.”

“我才没男朋友。”

“呵…是吗www”

“不信给我介绍个呗”

“嗯…要是不反感程序员的话,我倒是有个人选。”

 

The scales fell from my eyes when I nonchalantly asked him to introduce me to someone, because, in my mind, I caught myself hoping CanBadge would say “What about me?”.

我信口说出介绍男友的时候,已经低下头来,怎么也不敢直视他的眼睛。

脑海里,我把小徽章轻轻一笑“你觉得我怎么样?”的样子早就想象了千百遍。

 

I told him that I prefer an otaku.

“最好我能找到个宅做男朋友。”

 

That looks and age don’t matter.

“我不看重相貌和年纪。”

 

That it should be someone who often comes to Akihabara.

“希望他喜欢秋叶原,每周都去。”

 

That someone who likes “I’m Gonna Be An Angel!” would be perfect.

“喜欢《天使不设防》的男生就再没什么可挑剔的了。”

 

I said all that and it was so obvious that it could only be CanBadgeww

我说了这么多,还不够明显吗!只能是你了呀,小徽章!

 

And yet, he was like “Hmmm…” and seemed to be seriously going through his list of friends in his mind.

他竟然还若有所思,认真筛选着符合条件的朋友。

 

“I know someone who’s perfect.”, he said.

“I’ll bring him here next weekw”, he said.

“我有个完美人选”,他得出了结论,“下周我带他过来。”

 

43: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:30:12.17 ID:BeDcEal20

It made me realize that CanBadge wasn’t even the slightest bit interested in mewww

At the same time, I realized how shocking this was for me.

小徽章对我一点兴趣都没有。

我真的被打击到了。

 

“Okay, cool.”, I said.

Then I told him something about how we should exchange numbers and e-mail addresses because it’ll make it easier for us to meet up or something.

With that, I’d finally gotten my hands on his contact details.

“好吧”,我答道,“我们最好交换号码,在这件事上保持联系。”以此为由要到了电话。

 

On one hand, I was so mad at myself for saying something stupid like “Introduce someone to me”.

But on the other hand, I was so happy that I finally had his number and e-mail addy. I remember I was holding my cell phone the whole time on my way homewww

一方面,我对介绍男朋友这种蠢话十分懊恼;另一方面,终于有了他的号码又让我雀跃不已。整个回家的路上我都紧紧攥着手机www

 

45: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:32:26.55 ID:BeDcEal20

I waited and waited for an e-mail from CanBadge, but he didn’t contact me until the day we’d promised to meet the following week.

我满心期待着小徽章的信息,等啊等啊等啊等。但他直到约好见面的一星期前才联系我。

 

I wondered why he wasn’t trying to contact me at first, but then figured he was just busy. Well, that was the moment I realized that I don’t even know what kind of job CanBadge has.

一直不联系还让我纠结了好一阵子,后来才发现是他太忙了。好吧,我连小徽章在做什么工作都不知道。

 

49: VIPPER : 2008/02/02(Sat) 12:41:39.40 ID:9lxlP78V0

I’ll go pick up a girl in AKIBA too.

稍微去一下秋叶原

 

74: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:11:29.91 ID:BeDcEal20

The day we’d promised to meet arrived.

约好的那一天终于到来了。

 

I got an e-mail from CanBadge in the morning. I think it said “The guy I wanted to introduce to you suddenly said he can’t come because of work.”.

I honestly couldn’t care less about the other guywww So I wasn’t sad, on the contrary, I was glad because I thought I could spend more time alone with CanBadge.

清晨小徽章发来了信息。大意是说“要介绍给你的朋友临时有工作,来不了了”。

我才不关心他能不能来呢www我非但没有丝毫沮丧,相反,因为能和小徽章独处而感到兴奋。

 

Having realized my feelings for CanBadge, I’d already started worrying about something else at this point.

“How do I introduce CanBadge to my friends once we start dating?”

意识到自己暗恋小徽章之后,我就开始担心其他的事了。

比如“开始约会之后要怎么向朋友介绍他呢?”。

 

I know it’s not a nice way to put it, but CanBadge is like a textbook example of an Akihabara otaku. His clothes, his hairstyle, everything about him screams otaku.

He’s the kind of guy that walks around with a huge tote bag with Key anime heroine can badges attached to it and wears a matching T-shirt with anime characters on it.

毫不夸张的说,小徽章绝对是秋叶原宅宅们教科书式的典范。从服装到发型,他所有的一切都在大声宣告着宅。

他就是那种提着别满女主角徽章的手提袋走来走去的家伙,身上还穿着件相当搭配的动画角色T恤衫。

 

I’ve never been one to care about looks, but for some reason, all my past boyfriends happened to be handsome, smartly dressed guys.

I was thinking “First thing I’ll do once we start dating is go shopping with him to pick out clothes for him. I can’t introduce him to my friends with him looking like this.”.

我不太看重长相,但不知何故,所有的前任都穿着时尚,英俊帅气。

“一旦开始约会,首先就得拉着他去买衣服。我才不要给朋友们介绍穿成这样的家伙呢。”我的脑海里都是这种念头。

 

I know it was incredibly rude and conceited of me, but that’s what was going through my head back then. orz

我知道自己太自满太高傲啦,但那时候想的都是这种鬼东西orz

 

76: 1 : 2008/02/02(Sat) 14:14:21.38 ID:BeDcEal20

I was 100% sure that a textbook example of an otaku like CanBadge couldn’t be very popular among women and that he’d already given up on getting a girlfriend since he didn’t seem to care about his outer appearance.

我百分百确定小徽章这样典型的宅宅不可能受女孩欢迎。他又那么不在乎穿着打扮,肯定是找不到女朋友早就放弃了。

 

I, on the other hand, may not have looked absolutely stunning, but at the very least, I looked normal. So I was strangely confident that he wouldn’t turn me down if I confessed my feelings to him.

On the contrary, I was thinking that I had to ask him out first because it might be harder for him to make the first step.

就是退一万步,我算不上特别特别漂亮,至少也是中上水准。只要一告白,他怎么可能拒绝我!

第一次约会还得我主动邀请,等他来迈出这一步根本就不可能嘛。

 

It’s ridiculous, isn’t it? Even writing about it now, I can’t believe how conceited I was back then… orz

To be honest, I didn’t stop at that. I was even thinking “He said he wanted to introduce someone to me, but maybe he made it up and just wanted to spend time alone with me?wwww”.

现在看起来简直太羞耻了,是不是?我都不敢相信自己有那么骄傲…orz

最离谱的是,我甚至还在想“他真是想介绍朋友给我?说不定只是好好打扮一番,想借机追我呢wwww”。

 


 

感谢Boon的转载与翻译许可!

http://boonscanlations.blogspot.com/

(Boon Scanlations: Scanlations of manga you probably never even heard of + Translations of 2ch threads)

在这里读到你可能从没听过的漫画和2ch串的译文!

 

 

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  1. 匿名

    还不更吗?还不更吗?○rz

    2月12日 01:04来自移动端 回复
    • 涸欢

      谢谢你的支持~正在最后一遍润色,后续应该很快就能发布了~

      2月12日 16:36来自iPhone2 回复
  2. 匿名

    我拼命想脱宅(因为没钱没能力所以只是中浅层的),她居然想一辈子宅甚至组织死宅一族的家庭……
    期待续集啊!
    每次都无休止地等,不如等你们有时间就全部搬运和翻译,然后定个时间逐一发布。好让我有个盼头。不过失去了一些惊喜,有得有失。

    2月7日 03:33来自移动端 回复
  3. Devilsarms

    光是从帖子里各种迹象就可以看出来了…1绝对是个美人…

    2月3日 07:32来自iPhone2 回复
    • 匿名

      想了想没看出来,突然发现是因为开头的各种攻势吗?
      以为是跟经理的恋爱,没想到他只是男儿或者说路人而已……

      2月7日 03:28来自移动端1 回复
      • 匿名

        男二,打错……

        2月7日 03:34来自移动端 回复
  4. 新串啊,支持

    2月2日 21:00 回复
  5. 匿名希望

    所以说是日本人用英语写的文章然后被翻译成中文了吗?

    2月1日 02:581 回复
    • 匿名

      我也这么纳闷。英语水平不错啊!

      2月7日 03:29来自移动端 回复
  6. Cupcakewow

    一瞬間我還以為進錯了channel(笑
    然後,這種秋葉原邂逅真令人羨慕呀~~~

    1月30日 23:44来自移动端 回复
  7. Adagio

    天使になるもんっ!还有一个比较囧的名字【天使宝贝蛋】那首op应该是だって、大好き!

    1月30日 15:53来自iPhone 回复
    • 涸欢

      A大…本篇里几乎所有的ACG梗我都没get到 \泪眼汪汪

      1月30日 16:28来自iPhone 回复
  8. 匿名

    P&S好像要再开了吧

    1月30日 12:06来自iPhone 回复
    • 涸欢

      喵喵喵!

      1月30日 12:39 回复
  9. kongkong

    傲娇傲娇傲

    1月30日 10:512 回复
    • 涸欢

      女主非常萌~

      1月30日 12:441 回复
  10. 777

    诶诶,原来外国死宅也有人翻译帖子啊

    1月30日 06:43来自移动端 回复
  11. 图片评论 http://t.cn/RxW1EM2

    1月29日 18:04来自新浪微博 回复
  12. kuri

    这个视点挺新颖的

    1月29日 15:59来自移动端1 回复
  13. ppp

    咦这个是日翻英再翻中吗?……原来英语国家的人也对这种串感兴趣啊(´・ᆺ・`)

    1月29日 14:47来自移动端 回复
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