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reddit:说说放屁的尴尬事

时间: 2016-10-11 分类: 奇葩事迹 作者: Adagio

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引用元:https://m.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1beaoc/what_is_your_most_embarrassing_fart_story/


 

What is your most embarrassing fart story?

说说放屁的尴尬事

 

reddit:说说放屁的尴尬事

 

(Wershershersher)Embarrassing? I’m proud of every one.

尴尬?每个屁我都引以为傲。

 

(boilingPenguin)Here I sit,

Broken hearted.

Tried to shit,

But only farted.

Later out,

I took a chance

Tried to fart,

And shat my pants.

马桶落座

吾心伤悲

酝酿便意

但出虚恭

少顷乃去

且图侥幸

酝酿排气

屎落裤裆

 

(jennoside10)My brothers best friend was over and me and my older sister both had a crush on him. She was talking to him and accidentally burped, I was laughing so hard at her that I farted. We both embarrassed ourselves in front of him. Yay….

哥哥的朋友来了,我和姐姐都很迷他。她跟他说着说着话突然打了个嗝,我对她大肆嘲笑,结果崩出了个屁,两人都在他面前出糗了。耶…

 

(0210eddie 1992)The classic loud fart during a final… However! Someone immediately farted after me. He later told me he had to and when he heard me do it he said “fuck it I won’t be only one”

那是期末考中的经典响屁…

但是!我前脚刚放完,后脚就有人和我呼应。晚些跟我说他必须放,听到我放屁时,他说“妈的,反正不是一个人放”。

 

(juliam22)i was in 6th grade, in english class, during a thunder storm. i farted and luckily the plastic chair i was sitting in made it sound like thunder. no one suspected a thing. But i think this was more fantastic then embarrassing.

六年级英语课上,电闪雷鸣,我放了个屁,好在坐的塑料凳子把屁声弄得像是雷声,没人怀疑。但是我觉得比起尴尬,这屁放得简直漂亮。

 

(MAL3_CHICK3EN)I wasn’t the one farting, but one time in a Harvey’s bathroom my brother and I were taking a piss. I finished up and he hadn’t started yet. Me trying to sound clever told him to “set it free bro.” Next thing I know some dude in the only stall lets a huge fart rip. My brother and I laughed our asses off as we left.

我没放屁,有一次我和哥哥在Harvey汉堡的洗手间小解。我先尿完了,他还没完事。想表现得机智一点,跟他说“尽情释放吧兄弟。”紧接着,洗手间唯一隔间里的那位仁兄放出一个大响屁,出门时我和哥哥都笑尿了。

 

(MaxBroek)So I was at Judo training, and the teacher was explaining a new throw. I wasn’t paying attention, because I had this huge fart building up in my belly and I was trying to keep it inside of me to not be laughed at.

柔道课上,老师在讲解一个新的投技,我无心听课,因为一个大屁正在肚子里发酵,努力憋住,不想被人嘲笑。

 

Then, suddenly, my teacher calls my name and says “Come over here, i’ll throw you to show it to the class!” So i walk up to my teacher, he holds me, and just after he throws me, I let out this fart while flying trough the air. I fall on the ground, and when I look up everybody is laughing. I am red of shame.

突然老师叫我,说:“来,我和你对练,给大家做示范!”所以我走到老师面前,他抓了住我,把我摔出去后,我在半空中放了个屁。摔到地上,抬起头时大家都在笑,我羞得满脸通红。

 

Luckily, my teacher was an awesome guy, so he told the class that farting actually was a great way to confuse your opponent while in a game of Judo, and surprisingly everybody believed him.

好在老师人很不错,跟大家讲实际上在柔道比赛中,放屁是迷惑对手的好方法,出乎意料地是大家都信以为真。

 


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  1. 瞬间爆炸型理科少女

    柔道老师真是温柔的人啊

    2016年10月18日 18:53来自移动端 回复
  2. 白日黑暗

    小编文采很棒啊,翻译666

    2016年10月18日 11:34来自移动端 回复
  3. 匿名

    搞笑

    2016年10月15日 05:14来自移动端 回复
  4. 777

    有味道

    2016年10月14日 01:16来自移动端 回复
  5. ringo

    厉害了最后一个wwwwwwwwww

    2016年10月13日 21:36来自iPhone 回复
  6. 放屁迷惑對手還真的能呼嚨到這些學生嗎www

    2016年10月13日 13:38来自移动端2 回复
  7. 匿名

    柔道老师好强

    2016年10月12日 10:15来自iPhone 回复
  8. 匿名

    好湿

    2016年10月12日 08:24来自iPhone 回复
  9. magichp

    一手好湿

    2016年10月12日 00:50 回复
  10. 笑死

    2016年10月11日 22:284 回复
  11. CupcakeWOW

    滿分翻譯

    這首詩吼!

    2016年10月11日 22:084 回复
  12. :-)

    这是一个有味道的帖子。

    2016年10月11日 19:59来自移动端4 回复
  13. lu

    好诗!

    2016年10月11日 19:328 回复
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