如果你可以和五年前的自己通话三十秒，你会说些什么？

If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say?

如果你可以和五年前的自己通话三十秒，你会说些什么？

 

 

作者：Adam Kelty

编辑于：Updated Sat

 

“Hello?”

“喂？”

 

“Hi, your bank pin is xxxx, your favorite animal is a xxxx and your favorite password is xxxx , I’m you from the future. Don’t ask questions, put me on speaker and make a note of what I’m about to say.”

“嘿，你的银行卡pin码是xxxx,你最喜欢的动物是一只xxxx，还有你最喜欢用的密码是xxxx，我是从未来而来的你。不要问任何问题。打开免提，而你只需要把我说的全部记下来。”

 

“Wtf… Is this a…”

“卧槽…这是什么鬼……”

 

“Quiet, on April 23rd, 2014, call and tell your oldest brother to drive to work instead of cycling the next morning. Got that?”

“安静，在2014年4月23日，打电话告诉你的哥哥第二天早晨开车去工作，而不要选择去骑车。明白了？”

 

“Ya.”

“哦”

 

“Repeat it back to me.”

“再向我重复一遍”

 

I’d give up winning the lottery, the bitcoin profits, stock tips, etc… That’d make life too easy. Plus, I’d give any of that up to have my brother back.

我愿意放弃去买彩票中大奖，炒比特币，告知股市信息，等等…这些都会使得生活没有任何挑战。而且，我愿意放弃他们中的任何一个来换得我哥哥回来。

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