8Aug

reddit:说说最精彩的“长大后再遇当年高中欺负过你的贱人/混混”故事(下)

时间: 2016-8-8 分类: 奇葩事迹 作者: Adagio

TAGS:

语言:   大陆 港澳 台湾

reddit:说说最精彩的“长大后再遇当年高中欺负过你的贱人/混混”故事(下)

 

【6】(pizzafriday) This is kind of morbid. In the 6th grade I was friends with this kid. I remember one day telling him about an episode of Rescue 911 that I saw where a guy was driving an ATV in a field and didn’t see that there was a barbed wire. Here is the episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKE5EL28cbo

这个故事有点瘆人。六年级时我和这孩子是朋友,我记得有一天跟他讲Rescue 911里面有一集,有个人在地里开着沙滩车,然后没看到带刺铁丝网。这是视频链接。

Fast forward a year, and this kid started to make really mean comments about me. He would make fun of my appearance and how my family had no money in front of everyone. I am from an immigrant family and he would always tell me to “GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY.” Middle school was really tough on me because of kids like him, but held back from fighting him because I knew nothing good would come from it.

一年后,这孩子开始讲关于我的非常难听的话,当众取笑我的长相,说我家里怎么怎么没钱。我家是移民过来的,他总跟我说什么“回你自己国家去。”中学时代我过的很难,因为别的孩子都喜欢他,但我也忍着没和他打架,知道打了也不会有什么好结果。

Fast forward to the summer after high school graduation, that kid was driving an ATV in a field, didn’t see the barbed wire and was decapitated. Weird that 7 years prior, I had described to my future tormentor exactly how he will die.

然后到了高中毕业后的暑假,那孩子在地里开着沙滩车,没看到带刺铁丝网,头给削掉了。真是奇怪啊,7年前我已经准确指出他未来死于何种折磨了。

 

 

【7】(TheRealSplinter) I ran into my high school bully at a gay bar a few years back. He was my bottom that night.

几年前我在一个gay酒吧偶然碰到高中时欺负我的人,那晚他俯“受”称臣。

 

【8】(Wig_Splitter) I was working in a video rental store in Houston, circa 1989, about two years after I graduated high school. In comes a girl that had always been awful to me from 10th grade to graduation. She would cross a room just to say something mean, and I had no history with this girl at all. I had never actually said a word to her, all our exchanges were just her saying something mean to me. I didn’t even know her last name. I must have reminded her of someone…

大约1989年,高中毕业两年后,我在休斯顿的一家音像出租店工作。店里来了一个女生,十年级开始一直到毕业前她总是找我麻烦。就为了对我说一些难听的话,她可以特意从房间那边走过来,我和她完全没有任何恩怨。我之前都没跟她讲过话,我们全部的交集就是她对我说的刻薄话。一定是我让她想起了某些人…

 

She comes into the store and sheepishly said that she wanted 3 dirty movies. She didn’t seem to remember me. She said her best friend was getting married and she wanted some dirty movies for the bachelorette party. The shop had a small ‘adult’ room that you had to access by coming behind the counter, but she didn’t want to go in there.

她进店后弱弱地说想要三部小黄片,貌似她不记得我了,说她最好的朋友要结婚了,想在单身告别会上放点小黄片。这家店有一小片的成人区,想进来要绕到柜台后面才行,但是她不想进去。

 

She asked me to select three films. She was squirming with embarrassment as I tried to find out what she was ‘into’ and kind of acted like I thought the films were for her and her alone. She said, ‘just grab three ‘good’ ones, I don’t care’… So I selected three all lesbian porn’s and she slunk out with them. I would have loved to see the look on their faces when they popped those tapes in.

她要我挑三部片子,当我想搞清她好哪口时,她种种局促不安的表现让我以为这些片是给她自己看的。她说,“拿三部好片就行,我不在乎。”所以我选了三部百合小黄片,然后她拿着片偷偷摸摸地走了。我特想看她们把带子放进去时候的脸上是什么表情。

 

She returned them thru the night drop so she wouldn’t have to look anyone in the eye when she brought them back. She rented on her parents account. I sent a notice thru the mail to her parents that ‘Mona’s Three Way Cunt Party’ had been returned damaged and they owed us 30 dollars.

还片时她用了还片箱,就不用在众目睽睽之下带着小黄片进来,还是用她家长账号租的。我给她家长发了一封通知,《莫娜淫趴的三种方式》还回来时有损毁,要赔店里30美刀。

 

【9】(doctorknow) They’re all fat and bald. Granted, I’m also fat, but I’ve always been fat so it’s a moot point. But I have a wonderful head of hair and they don’t. Nanny nanny boo boo.

那些欺负人的家伙现在又胖又秃。确实,咱也胖啊,不过咱一直都是胖子,所以毫无损失。但是咱有浓密的头发,他们没有啊。噜啦啦噜啦啦噜啦噜啦啦~♪(´ε` )

 

【10】(thegleaker) Dealt with a shit head in highschool. Smaller guy, made up for it by being really, really aggressive. I was kind of small, too, so he could push me around. Not really a lot of constant bullying, just random acts of being a shit head.

高中时候和一个混球有过交集。是个小矮子,他为了弥补这点,及其及其盛气凌人。我也挺矮小的,所以他才能把我推来推去。倒不是实质上一直各种霸凌我,就是很随意的混球行为。

Fast forward a few years. I’m bigger. Much bigger. I’m tall, I’m no longer rail-thin, I’ve lost my glasses because of LASIK, and I’m happy. I’ve almost entirely forgot about this guy until I see him across the dining room at a restaurant.

过了几年,我壮了很多很多,也长高了,不再杆瘦杆瘦的了。做了激光手术摘掉了眼镜,很开心。基本上把这人忘了个一干二净,直到在一家餐厅里看见他。

 

His appetizers have just arrived, and my bill has just arrived. I pay up, leave a generous tip, and wander over to this guy. Stopping next to him at his table, I say “Hi.” He looks at me, and I can see recognition flash across his eyes. He’s eating wings. I reach down, take one, and calmly eat it. I toss the bone back onto his plate. “Nice seeing you again.” Then I leave.

他的小食刚到,我的账单也到了。我给了钱,留下一大笔小费,晃悠到他那边去。走到他桌旁停了下来,说了句“嗨。”他看着我,我能看出来他眼里闪现出了认得我是谁。他在吃鸡翅。我伸手拿了一个,静静地吃了起来,把骨头丢到他盘子上。“真高兴再见到你。”然后我走了。

The look on his face at my random act of being a shit head was pretty amazing.

对于我这种随意的混球行为,他脸上给的表情真是绝了。


↓喜欢我们的文章请您与朋友分享


Adagio

本文作者:

我要投稿

------------------------------------看趣闻需要你的帮助,详情------------------------------------

相关文章:

Comments
已有 7 条评论 新浪微博
  1. 777

    第7个诶诶诶诶诶!!

    2016年8月10日 23:47来自移动端 回复
  2. 果然不管哪国人民,帖子里的话题都会出现基佬和秃头…

    2016年8月9日 01:45来自QQ3 回复
  3. 言一

    第七个内容真是简单明了信息量大 然后第六个的网址视频已删除……

    2016年8月8日 23:24 回复
    • 視頻關鍵字
      Rescue 911" Pool Neighbor Save; ATV Barbed Wire 

      2016年8月9日 14:29来自移动端 回复
      • 打錯……Rescue 911
        ATV Barbed Wire (Season 2, Episode 26)

        2016年8月9日 14:30来自移动端 回复
  4. CupcakeWOW

    第一個感覺中間忽略了些內容啊

    2016年8月8日 22:56 回复
  5. cedar

    最后这个……

    2016年8月8日 21:39来自移动端 回复
返回顶部