4chan：故事两则（20160506）

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Anonymous 03/11/15(Wed)17:36:03 No.17007721

>>17004654

>in high school, grade 11

在我在高中读11年级的时候

>l’m a complete social outcast, bullied daily and/or completely ignored

我完全不招人待见，天天被人欺负或者被完全无视

>Sandy Hook shooting happens about two hours away from my school

桑迪·胡克小学枪击案发生在距离我们学校两个小时路程的地方。(桑迪·胡克小学校园枪击案是一宗在2012年12月14日在美国康涅狄格州费尔菲尔德县纽敦镇桑迪·胡克小学发生的枪击案，当中28人（包括20名儿童）死亡，是美国历史上死亡人数第二多的校园枪击案。桑迪·胡克好像拥有精神问题，也有枪支拥有记录。

>go to school next day

我第二天去学校之后

>everyone is nice to me, the group of Chads invite me over to eat with them

每个人都对我很好，一个小帮派邀请我过去同他们一起就餐

>l go and sit at their table, the alpha Chad pats me on the back and calls me a “cool guy”

我走过去坐下，他们的老大拍着我的背说我是“酷男”

>throughout the day, people are smiling at me and giving me compliments

在那一整天人们都对我微笑并对我说好话

>…l see what is happening

我明白事情的真相了

>open a facebook account and start adding all of these normies

我创建了一个脸书账号并且开始加这些人为好友

>they all accept my friend requests

他们都接受了我的申请

>3 days later and 400 friends

三天之后我有了400个朋友

>begin posting pictures of me with my dad’s guns saying “going off to the shooting range” and “off to go hunting”

开始上传一些我同父亲枪枝的合照并且附上“去射击场”和“去打猎”的简介

>normies flood the pictures with likes and say things like “be careful anon” and “we should go hiking/hunting sometime”

这些人为我的照片点赞之后会评论诸如“小心啊楼主”还有“我们有时可以一起去爬山/打猎”

>popularity at school is rising

我在学校大受欢迎

>everyone treats me like royalty now, I can say any joke and everyone laughs

每个人都把我当成王，无论我讲什么笑话，所有人都会笑

>invited to every party, start going

任何聚会都会邀请我，我开始赴约

>girls are hugging me and guys are handing me drinks

女生同我拥抱，男生为我端饮料

>l lived the normie life for the rest of grade 11 and grade 12

我在剩下的11年级还有12年级里过上了正常人的生活

>mfw Adam Lanza made the last two years of high school great for me

亚当兰扎让我高中生活的最后两年变得非常好 (亚当兰扎是上文枪击案的罪犯。

少一点套路，多一点真诚。

 

 

Anonymous 04/02/12(Mon)10:12 No.134644804

My dad died the other week. I got a vidya story about him for you guys.

我父亲在几周前去世，我有一个电子游戏故事想和你们分享

>Parents split up at early age

父母在我很小的时候就离婚了

>Didn’t see dad very much

我不常见到父亲

>Every time I went there he always bought me a game

当我去他那儿的时候他经常为我买游戏

>Always ended up buying REALLY awesome games (even some more obscure stuff)

经常以给我买非常棒的游戏(甚至有一些是小众的精品)作为每次见面的结束

>He always said it was luck and that he wasn’t into video games

他常说这只是运气好而已，他对游戏并没有什么涉猎

>Oh well

那好吧

>This goes on for years

就这样过了很多年

>He eventually stops buying games for me since I bought them myself

当我会自己买游戏之后他最终停止了为我买游戏

>Dad died

父亲去世了

>Went to his place to clean up

去他的住处整理遗物

>Open his wardrobe

打开他的衣柜

>lt was filled with TONS of video game magazines

里面是大量的电子游戏杂志

>Check through some of them for nostalgia

作为怀念翻开了一些

>He had circled games that seemed cooled and left notes like “anon said he wanted an action game”

他圈了一些看起来很酷的游戏并且留下类似“儿子说他想要动作游戏”的笔记

>Other notes like “work extra buy both?”

另外一些笔记诸如“额外做份工作，把两个都买下来?”

>My fucking face when I found out he had spent hours reading about something that he doesn’t care about because he cared about me

当我知道他花很长时间来读这些他根本不感兴趣而我却为此着迷的杂志好久，我的眼泪止不住的流下来……(参见插图的表情

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